Kishin Egg Souls and Immortality?

By: Big Sister K

(With Help from Aiko-chan)

Chapter 1- Orders

Shinigami-sama sighed as he watched the scene unfolding in the mirror before him. Seven inhumanly pale creatures and a regular human stood around a table. They were all strangely handsome. 'Well,' the Reaper thought, 'All except the whiny brunette.'

He had been watching them on and off for six years, and not once, he noticed, did they age. Not one grey hair, not one wrinkle. Nothing. 'Could they be Kishin?' He wondered, when a sound from the mirror grabbed his attention.

It seemed that an argument had broken out. The youngest looking male had stood in front of the brunette; a fierce and somewhat self-righteous look on his face. The brunette had a pathetically scared look on her face, and she looked unusually pale, like she was going to faint.

The bronze-haired boy and the blonde boy were about to attack each other when the pixie-like one with spiky black hair returned with a rather large bag.

'Awww, I was hoping for a fight.' Shinigami-sama thought sullenly. 'It would've made this "family" a little more interesting to watch.' He kept groaning about this until he saw the contents of the bag.

Animal Souls.

There were eight souls, enough for everyone at the table to have one. The bronze haired boy turned to the girl behind him and said softly "Eat this Bella." She looked at him, confused.

"Why?" She asked.

He sighed dramatically. "Because, if you do, you'll become stronger." He explained, making his voice as convincing as possible. "Not to mention, if you do, you'll be one step closer to being with me forever."

Bella paused for a moment, glancing at the others greedily swallowing their souls. She then looked up into the boy's eyes and, after a moment, smiled brightly.

"I'll do anything for you, Edward!" She exclaimed, taking her soul and, in the same manner as the others, swallowing it hungrily.

Edward and Bella looked at each other lovingly; Shinigami-sama gagged. 'Ugh. It's like a badly written romance novel, except with monsters,' He thought for a moment, the added: 'though, their not really monsters, more like…pixies.'

He looked at their souls; each was a bright red, including Bella's weak soul, which seemed to be flickering.

"Alrighty then! Now I have the evidence that they are Kishin Eggs, and they're strong." He concluded as the image in the mirror faded away. "Now, time to choose some teams to investigate."

-30 Minutes Later-

"Aaaand…why is it you called us here?" Soul grumbled, slightly annoyed with the god of death. He and his tech, Maka, were about to go on their second date of the month when they were called to the Death Room. Since Maka wanted to keep their relationship a secret, they went without complaint, but that didn't mean Soul was happy about it.

"I called you all here because we have a lead on some potential Kishin." Shinigami-sama explained. Looking around the room to the three teams he had summoned.

There was his son, Death the Kid, or Kid as he likes to be called, with his pistols, Liz and Patti Thompson. Maka Albarn and her scythe, Soul Eater Evans, and Black Star (who was muttering something about surpassing God) with his chain-scythe, Tsubaki. They all stood, waiting patiently for their instructions.

"Father," Kid asked "Where are these Kishin Eggs?"

"I'm glad you asked, Kiddo-kun!" Shinigami-sama started, bouncing a little. "They live in a small town called 'Forks'. This is something I wanted to talk to you all about. It would be strange if they all disappeared in one night, so I want to spy on them for a while. They also might be stronger than you expect, so make up a plan of attack before heading into battle."

After hearing this, Black Star started jumping up and down.

"All right! We get to be Spies! The Kishin enemy will bow before I, the great Black Star, who will someday surpass God! Yahoo!!" He shouted. Black Star was the promptly shut up by a swift 'Shinigami-Chop' to the head.

"Is that all you wanted to tell us, Father?" Kid inquired, acting as if nothing had happened.

"No, no," the Reaper said quickly, putting up his large, foam-finger like white hands. "There is also the issue of your names. You will be enrolling at the high school their, and since some of you--" he looked at Black Star, Soul, and Kid in particular, "—have strange names, I'm going to issue you new names for this mission. Now, hurry and get in a line."

They did so, organizing themselves from shortest (Black Star), to tallest (Liz). While they waited, Shinigami-sama told Liz and Patti to get out of line and sit down.

This got Black Star upset.

"Why?!" He yelled, his face going red. "Why do they get to sit down while we have to stand?! This is an injustice--!"

"Shinigami-CHOP!"

Black Star was out cold.

"I told them to sit because they have normal names." Shinigami sighed, getting annoyed with the blue-haired boy's hyperness

"Maka." He said, moving in front of her. "Your Name will be 'Mandy'."

"Soul," He said, moving down the line, "Your name will be Evan."

Maka had to keep Soul from shouting.

Shinigami-sama went on this way. Black Star was renamed Bill, Tsubaki was renamed Tori, and Kid was renamed William. (He had a huge 'Symmetry Rant' about this.)

"Kid," Shinigami sighed, waiting out his son's rant semi-patiently. "Whether you like it or not, your name is going to be William."

Kid huffed. "Fine," he said, thinking. "But if it must be William, then I'll add another 'm' to the end, so it will have 8 letters and be perfectly symmetrical."

"This is another thing. You're going to have to control your OCD." Shinigami-sama told him. "It will be very distracting to the others if you are constantly trying to fix every little 'non-symmetrical' thing."

Ignoring Kid's shocked silence, he clapped his large, foam-finger sized hands together and said: "Okay, okay! Go home, pack, and get a good night's rest! You leave first thing tomorrow morning!"

Author's Note:

Hello people reading this right now! It's me, K! Hope you liked the first chapter! Please, PLEASE don't kill me for combining these two very different series. I just had to. Please review after your done. I will take compliments, constructive criticism, and I'll take flamers ONLY if you have a good reason for flaming and you state it on you review. Please, do that for all my fics. I'm already working on the second chapter, so I'll try not to be too long in updating. Until next time, see ya!