"Dudes, look! Someone's moving in across the street!" Kyle Broflovski exclaimed excitedly.

"Oh, God, I hope they're not Jews." Eric Cartman muttered.

"Shut up, fat boy!" Kyle yelled.

"Let's go see who it is." Stan Marsh declared.

("Good idea, dude.") Kenny McCormick mumbled.

The 4 friends, along with Kyle's younger adopted brother Ike walked over to the house and knocked on the door. It was answered by a boy about their age with short red hair. He wore a green hoodie, black pants, green shoes, and a golden crucifix necklace. "Oh, hello." He said in a thick Dublin accent.

"Hey, you're Catholic." Cartman noticed.

"Aye. So?" The boy asked.

"Just saying, dude. It'd be totally weak if you were a Jew." Cartman replied.

"Fuck you, Fatass!" Kyle snapped.

The boy raised an eyebrow. "I see. So yer an anti-Semite, eh?"

"Damn straight." Cartman said proudly.

The boy looked at Kyle. "An' by yer reaction, I'm guessin' yer Jewish?"

"I am." Kyle said.

The boy put his hand on Kyle's shoulder. "Then consider Ryan O' Neil yer friend."

Kyle smiled. "Thanks, dude. I'm Kyle, by the way. And this is my brother, Ike."

"Ba-ba-ba-bah." Ike babbled.

"And I'm Stan." Stan added.

("And I'm Kenny.") Kenny said.

"And my name's Cartman." Cartman finished.

"Well, I don't care who ya are, Fatass, but I'm happy t' meet th' rest o' ya." Ryan said.

"'Ey!" Cartman snapped.

"Awesome, dude! Come on, we're all gonna go to Stark's Pond and skip stones!" Stan said.

"Ma! I'm goin' out t' play! Back later!" Ryan called.

-

At the pond, the six boys skipped stones, but Ryan surprised his new friends by having the most skips.

"Damn, dude, how did you do that?" Kyle asked.

"I'm from Ireland. We were surrounded by lakes." Ryan explained.

"Sweet!" Stan smiled.

"Irewand Call." Ike cooed.

-

The 6 boys continued to skip stones for a little while longer, but after a while, Kyle began to lose steam.

"Hey, Kyle, are ya alright?" Ryan asked.

Kyle looked at Ryan. "It's nothing much, Ryan. It's just...you're Catholic. I'm surprised you don't hate me."

Ryan sighed. "Look, Kyle, I don't care that yer Jewish. I believe tha' what happened in th' Bible was part o' God's plan. B'sides, Jesus was a Jew. Ya may not believe tha' he's th' Son o' God, but I respect tha'."

Kyle smiled. "And I respect that you do believe that Jesus is more than a prophet." He and Ryan hi-fived.

"God, that is so weak." Cartman muttered.

"Shut up, Fatass!" Kyle and Ryan snapped at the same time.