Okay, so one day, when I was watching Shark Week a few months back, I wondered who would make a better vampire, L or Light? So, I turned to my friend that I'm doing "At the Cove" with, and asked her. She looked at me and grinned and said that L would be a better vampire. So. Here it is. I actually wrote this a few weeks ago, and I've decided to put it up because... honestly... I'm really bored and reviews make me happy. And, as I was writing this, I was listening to Change (In the House of Flies) by Deftones. I don't know why, but I always listen to them when I'm writing Death Note. Yes, I know I'm odd.

So anyway, read.

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"Ryuuzaki?"

L glared at the screen in front of him, trying not to concentrate on the pain in his stomach, or the craving that nearly took over his mind and body. He grit his teeth and slowly turned to look at Raito, trying to keep his eyes on his face. Once or twice, they traveled down to his neck. His gaze hardened, making the brunette move back slightly. "Yes, Raito-kun?"

Raito furrowed his eyebrows. Something had been off about the detective lately. L was always off, but he had been acting stranger than usual. This infuriated him. Everything about the man made Raito want to throttle him. Everyday. Everyday, he was accused of being Kira. He was, but L certainly didn't need to know that. So to try to avoid that again, he had to seem innocent, pretending to be worried about the detective.

L had been shaking, and Raito wondered if it was because of the lack of sleep and too much sugar that was finally getting to the man. "You don't seem well today, Ryuuzaki. I was just concerned."

L stared at the brunette with his piercing black eyes before he looked away again. "I'm perfectly fine, Raito-kun." Concerned? Yeah, right. Raito was as concerned for L as much as L had been concerned about getting diabetes from so much sugar intake. At that moment, Watari came in with a plate of sweets and tea. The detective had to force himself from grimacing. For the past few days, the few times that L had tried to eat anything that seemed normal had come right back up. However, he felt Raito staring at him, as if waiting for him to start munching on the sweets. He made a face of disdain before he popped of piece of candy into his mouth, letting it melt on his tongue. The longer he could last throughout the day without have to run for the bathroom, the more information and evidence he could get on Kira and Raito.

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L's body shuddered and tensed as he wretched and hacked into the toilet. Ever since THAT night, he had been miserable. He growled and flushed, going over to the sink to get the disgusting taste of bile out of his mouth.

"Ryuuzaki-san?"

L nearly jumped out of his skin and spit the water out on the mirror. His nose crinkled. "WHAT?" he snapped, glowering at the door. Why was Matsuda even part of helping the case? L had had more sense than him when he was three.

But, a different voice called out from the other side of the door—one that made L want to scream.

"Ryuuzaki, you've been in there for more than necessary, don't you think?" Raito said, his hand on the doorknob. He sighed when he found it was locked. Of course. And L wouldn't come out for a while.

L clenched his jaws and stepped away form the sink. He sighed and reached for the door, but stopped. "I'm all right, Raito-kun." He heard another sigh and narrowed his eyes. He waited a few minutes until he thought he heard Matsuda and Raito walk away. He nearly sighed in relief and opened the door, only to jump back and glare at the brunette.

He glanced down the hall. No one else was there, but everyone else was just a few doors down, working. He looked at Raito again and arched an invisible eyebrow. "What is it, Raito-kun?"

Raito gave L a friend smile and stepped forward. "I know how to prove to you that I'm not Kira."

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I know that there are some typos in here, because no matter how many times I look at it, there's always some. _ So, if anyone would like to be my beta reader, that would be very much appreciated. And I also know that this wasn't very long, but it's short because I'm not sure if anyone will like it. If you do, I'll write more. If you don't... well, it was worth a try, right? ^^;;;

Also, as you can see, L had already been turned. I actually hadn't figured out a good scene where L would have gotten bitten, 'cause he really doesn't go out that much. But a little later, you'll find out how.

Anyway, review!