A/N: I'm basing off Wanda and Cosmo's story off of the Cosmonopoly episode. I realized there are so many gaps with the show so I'm hoping to creatively put the pieces together! Please review!
"Cosmo!" Mama Cosma shrieked. "Don't you dare crash this car anywhere; we don't have the money to fix your mess!" Cosmo looked at his mother with his large green eyes. "But, other than that, you'll be great," Mama Cosma said cloyingly, stroking a finger on Cosmo's cheek.
"Ok Mama! I love you!" Cosmo inserted the new, golden key into the engine as his foot pressed the silver petal. The shiny, new, white car starting roaring. Cosmo's grin stretched from cheek to cheek.
"I love you, too, Cosmo." Mama Cosma smiled and looked at her son with admiration. At that moment, Cosmo hit the pedal and he sped off.
"Whee!" Cosmo yelled with glee. He made sure to maneuver out of buildings' way. "Oh no!" Cosmo's yells filled with fright and regret as he moved out of the Fairy Tower's way and into a woman who was walking by the street. He stopped his car immediately.
"Oh no!" Cosmo cried again. He lifted the pink haired woman into his car. Seat belt, check. Cosmo thought. Her eyelids were shut and her hand was twitching. Quick, Cosmo, I have to take her to the emergency room. He flew into his seat and pressed the pedal. The car ran straight into the emergency room door. "Hm, that wasn't far at all!" Cosmo thought aloud to himself. He left his car and flew to the window table with the large red letters that read "CHECK - IN".
There was a dark lady with black hair in a pony tail. Her eyes looked weary and her head rested on the palm of her hand.
"Hey," Cosmo greeted. "I kinda ran into this pink haired girl back there. Uh… I think she's unconscious."
"Are you going to pay for the door?" the lady asked, in a monotone voice.
Sweat drops formed on Cosmo's forehead. So much for listening to Mama Cosma. "Yes, of course! But the pink haired girl!"
"Ok, ok, we'll take her in." The lady pressed down on a red button by her side and sirens started to blare.
Nurses and Dr. Rip Studwell came out. The nurses took the pink haired girl into a room. Studwell shrieked and took off his think rimmed glasses.
"You again?! I thought I would never see you again! Your Mama promised me!" Dr. Rip Studwell cried.
Cosmo offered a nervous chuckle. Two promises broken in one day.
"Who did you hurt this time?"
"I don't know her name. It's a pink haired girl! Can I see her?"
Dr. Rip Studwell sighed. "Yeah, just give me a few minutes." He poofed away and Cosmo sat on one of the chairs in the waiting room. After 30 minutes, Dr. Rip Studwell poofed back.
"She's awake now," the doctor told Cosmo. "She's injured all over, and she can't really talk, but she's awake now." He grinned. "Good luck telling her what happened." And with that, the blue eyed doctor poofed away.
Cosmo laughed nervously to himself. He floated out of the waiting room and into the rooms where patients rested. Not that one, nope, not that one, Cosmo thought to himself. There she is! Cosmo saw a pink haired girl.
"Oh, hi," Cosmo introduced himself. The girl glared at him. Cosmo chucked again awkwardly. He approached her by the side and yelped in surprise when her 'powerful man hands' grabbed his throat and shook him. His head turned blue and he suddenly got lightheaded. After 5 minutes, the girl let go and fell asleep.
I deserved that, Cosmo thought as Dr. Rip Studwell poofed in.
"You let her fall asleep!"
"So? She was tired from strangling me!" Dr. Rip Studwell shot Cosmo an exasperated tool. He grabbed his wand from his pocket and he poofed up operating materials.
"You see, Cosmo, with trauma that was produced during the car crash, and the anger that you have caused her, this young woman has Too-Much-Stress disorder right now. So I have to operate on her second heart to make sure she is in a happy condition when she wakes up again. But now," Dr. Rip Studwell said, poofing into a green outfit and a green hat, "I'm going to play golf!" Golf clubs magically poofed onto his back.
"What? But you have a girl to operate on!" Cosmo paused. He looked over at the pink haired girl; she was kind of cute.
"Yes, but vacation is calling! I'll let you know the results when I finish operating on her." Dr. Rip Studwell raised his wand and left behind a magic dust that read Golf!
"Oh, no! I have to get back to Mama soon, but I can't leave her!" Cosmo picked up an operating tool. How do I do this? He poofed up a book. He flipped the pages until he reached to a page that read "Too - Much - Stress Disorder". "Hmmm," Cosmo looked at the page. "Ok!" He poofed away the book. "All I need to do is remove her second heart to let the normal, big, heart function normally!"
Cosmo removed the pink haired girl's shirt from her stomach. Ok, Cosmo thought, this is supposed to be where her heart is. He opened up her stomach, and sure enough there were two hearts : a large red one and a small pink pink one that Cosmo identified as her second heart. He looked at the operating tool. "It takes a steaaaady hand…ahhh!" Cosmo cried as he was shocked by the second heart. But, Cosmo successfully now had the heart in his hand! He placed it into his pocket.
He then sewed up the pink haired girl's stomach back up and soon, her eyes fluttered open. She smiled, floated into the air and burst open from the bandages that were surrounding her body.
Soon, her smile turned into a frown and angry glare as she cried out "Where is that Dr. Rip Studwell. I'm going to strangle him for leaving me to play golf!"
"Wait, you heard him say that?" a confused Cosmo asked.
"Of course. That stupid…" the pink girl's eyes transformed into a pool of gratefulness. "But, thank you so much for getting me to feel better!" She kissed Cosmo's cheek, smiling.
"Haha, no problem. Wait. Why are you thanking me again? Also, why is this heart in my pocket?" Cosmo got the heart he had stored in his pocket. He held it in front of his and the girl's face. The heart flashed and the fairy's pink eyes were hypnotized.
"What am I doing here?" the pink haired girl wondered aloud.
"Oh no! I have to get back to my Mama. Bye pink haired girl!" Cosmo poofed into the seat of the car. The reception lady looked at him angrily.
"You need to pay for the damage you've done!"
"Damage? But I need to get back to my Mama!" With that Cosmo started up the engine and rode his car back home.
