-1Konichiwa readers! You are about to read a fantastic comedy and romance story. I only warn you, please read the following.
Hazard Warning:
Warning. The story has the following hazards…
Suffocation due to laughter
Death by laughter
Seizures
Extreme "WTF" moments
Nosebleeds
Eyeballs bugging out
The "Weirdness"
Massive spaz attacks
And massive May and Yuri bashing
Substantial OOCness
And More
You have been warned bitches…
Enjoy!!
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A Kaleido Star Vacation Story
"Yuri?"
"Hn…"
"Yuri…"
"Hnn…"
"Yuri?!"
"WHAT LAYLA?!"
"… Are we there yet?"
"…"
"I guess you didn't hear me… ARE WE THERE--"
"NO! Now SHUT UP DAMN IT! You asked me that 9 times! And we aren't even out of the damn parking lot!"
"Oh… Yuri?"
"Layla, do NOT test me."
"Yurriii…?"
"…"
"Are we--"
"DAMN IT WOMAN!"
The blonde haired woman shuffled in her seat. She was an impatient woman, and she made sure Yuri knew that. Of course he did know, she brought the "Wrath of the Hamilton" upon him every five minutes. The phoenix couldn't sit still, just knowing that her friend was inviting her on a luxurious vacation was making her giddy. Layla looked out the window and crossed her legs. Could her friends be any slower?
"Layla! Laaayyyla!!"
Layla jumped up and grinned, but then it faded.
Standing there was Sora, not to mention ALL her friends standing behind her. Anna, Mia, May, Rosetta, Marion, Jonathan, and more. Layla sweatdropped, she thought it was just going to be her, Sora, and Yuri! But noooo, Sora is just the type of person that won't leave out her friends! Sora waved to Layla and motioned her to get out of the car. Layla stepped out and the sunrays glinted off of her beautiful hair. May and Sora went ballistic and started drooling all over her.
"Sora, wipe that mess off your face."
Sora snapped out of it and spun around to be face-to-face with Ken. Ken blushed and pointed to a large object in the hazy distance.
"Um, that's our vehicle of transportation you guys."
Everyone squinted and saw a large, bulky van. In the driver's seat was Sarah, who was waving like crazy. Everyone sweatdropped.
"T-That is our ride?"
"Oh hell no…"
"You have got to be freaking kidding me…"
"I know, but I'm sorry! The RV I rented was worse, no air conditioning, the bathroom was -well you don't want to know- and, well lets just say this was the only thing I could get on such short notice!"
"Yuri, can we ride in your car?"
Yuri shook his head as all the women crowded around him. The men glared at Yuri.
"Damn pretty boy!"
"Screw him then, leave him here!"
"No, I've got a better idea…"
The guys turned around to see Leon smirking.
"Occupy Yuri for a few minutes…"
"Yes sir!"
Leon sauntered casually over to Sarah.
"Get out."
"Hell no!"
"Sarah."
Sarah yelped and scurried out of the driver's seat. Leon gave her a glare that could melt the polar ice caps! Leon hopped in the front seat and made a motion to the guys to clear the way. The men nodded and ran far away from Yuri and the women. Yuri had stopped giving sexy looks to the women and looked up for a split second. He squinted, in the distance a large dust cloud was coming, but what was in front of it scared him. Even in the haze, the rust colored van was clear to him. Leon was laughing like a mad man and revved up the engine to a whopping 200 mph. The women screamed and left Yuri alone to die. All the guys were cheering Leon on, obviously making his newfound adrenaline rush faster, because the car was now barely visible. Yuri screamed but it stopped abruptly. Squish.
"THAT WAS FOR KILLING MY SISTER YOU FUCKING PRETTY BOY! HAHAHA!"
Everyone went silent and watched as the puddle of blood from under car expanded. Leon cackled, watching the blood pool around the car. Leon reversed the car and rolled over Yuri's body again. Crunch. Splat.
"AND THAT WAS FOR FLUFFY!"
(AN: "Fluffy" is a cat, a very cute cat. Yuri killed it because it looked prettier than him. I know, I know, very random of me, but that's the point of the story!)
Everyone looked at Leon and his laughter subsided, and an awkward silence took place. Leon finally spoke up.
"You think it was too much?"
"Um, yeah! You think?"
"Well… he had it coming!"
Everyone looked at one another then nodded, it was true. Lately, Yuri spent his time in front of the mirrors pruning himself. He would flaunt his "sexy looks" and flash his hair, making the women swoon and men boil over with anger. He even avoiding coming to the stage just because a section of his hair wasn't parted right. It aggravated Leon to no end, and Yuri should of known his actions would have dear consequences.
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After a brief visit to the hospital and Leon avoiding a few lawsuits, the trip had finally resumed. Yuri was put in a full body cast, to the women's chagrin, and the men were satisfied. Sarah hopped in the front seat and started up the car. How the hell at least 12 or 13 people can fit in this van (along with the luggage), we do not know. Sarah looked behind her and shook her head at the grumbling passengers. They pulled out of the lot and began their long trip.
"So… anyways… where are we even headed?"
"Oh, I didn't tell you guys?"
Everyone shook their heads. Sora laughed sheepishly, she swore they all looked like they wanted to kill her.
"Well… we're headed to The Bellagio, in Nevada."
Everyone's jaws dropped. May began choking on her soda.
"T-The Bellagio?! The Bellagio?! In Las Vegas?"
Everyone began cheering and Layla clamped her hands over her ears. Sora sweatdropped, everyone was now enthusiastic about the trip, now all she had to do was tell them about the ride there.
"W-Well, there is a downside to this."
Everyone stopped snappishly and looked at Sora. She sweatdropped again.
"Well you see, we're kind of… broke." Sora laughed sheepishly when everyone began glaring. May's barking had started up.
"BROKE?! YOU MEAN WE ARE DIRT POOR?! Oh god no… we have Leon, Yuri, and Layla to make up for funds!"
Layla shook her head.
"Not me, father took me credit card away. He said I needed to be taught a lesson after spending all the money in 2 days."
Everyone just looked at her, then to Leon pleadingly. Leon, being the devil's advocate, just looked back, then shifted his gaze to a window, making everyone know he wasn't helping in this. Everyone groaned, then May looked at Yuri.
"Please tell me you can help us out!"
Yuri tried to move his head but could only tilt it towards her.
"I'm sorry, but with this cast one, my wallet is inside of it, and well…"
May began screaming and barking.
"I FREAKING HATE ALL OF YOU! NOW WE HAVE TO BEG FOR MONEY! Or worse… sleep with dirty old men for money… EWW OH MY GOD!"
Leon's eyebrow twitched at the earsplitting pitch in May's voice. 'I'm guessing she wants a body cast too…' Leon smirked, he was truly turning into the devil.
"GODDAMN IT! PULL OVER OR ELSE--"
"Or else what May?"
Leon hissed the third word at May.
"Well, I will, um-- SHUT UP LEON!!"
"Shut up May, or I will shut you up."
"Oh yeah? Well how about this? Blah, blah, blah!"
And with that Leon literally jumped into the backseat and began choking May out. People on the street watched with frightened looks on their faces when they heard the multiple screams from the ugly little van.
"You think someone is dying?"
"Maybe they are just being obnoxious…"
"Oh god…"
"What the fu-- I'm on the damn phone! Keep it down!"
The van screeched to a halt and Leon came out with his hands wrapped around May's neck, her body limp. He walked over to the man who was on the phone.
"Do you want to be next Sir?"
The man shook his head rapidly and whispered under his breath "Asshole". Leon just turned around and walked towards a garbage can. Everyone around him followed him with their eyes as he tossed the young and once vibrant woman into the trashcan. He dusted off his hands triumphantly and casually walked back to the van and hopped in the passenger seat.
"Drive."
Sarah didn't dare answer him, she just started up the car and began driving at a fast pace away from the site. They sat in silence and terror, anticipating Leon's next attack. Rosetta was weeping in the backseat at the loss of her partner. Marion was quivering in Ken's arms. Anna just sat up straight, trying not to piss off Leon more. Mia peed her pants. Layla and Sora held each other. Jonathan was curled up in a little ball in Marion's lap. Leon's eyebrow twitched at the silence. Sarah decided to turn on the radio, to patch things up. The song that started playing "Stupid Boy" by Keith Urban. Leon put his head down and everyone began quivering. Leon began mumbling something.
"What are you saying Leon?"
"Change the station."
Sarah nervously began turning the dial on the radio to find a station that suited Leon better, but everything came out fuzzy. She gulped and tried anything, but that seemed to be the only station.
"Ah, well, I think it's the only station…"
"Well you better find a better one because…"
Rosetta began crying and Ken patted her head.
"Because… I hate country music."
Everyone began weeping loudly, the drive now seemed prolonged.
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Ahaha! I feel bad for the people in the car! Okay, here's some clarification.
In the next chapter, May is back. When I kill a character, they will miraculously come back to life, just not to confuse you!
Leon is constantly killing people due to the loss of "Fluffy" or for fun. He's just really bizarre and demented in some parts, and is very OOC!
"Fluffy" is put in many conversations with Leon. I was looking at a cat online when I started writing this, and the cat was fluffy and white. The fur reminded me of Leon's hair and therefore became Leon's "pet" (thought Yuri killed it, it's explained in this chapter and throughout the story).
Well, that's all the information I can give you! Review the chapter please, and also give me some ideas on how to kill May and Yuri!! Wee! I'm having sooo much fun writing this! Arigato for reading!!