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Fruits Basket Oddness

Intro of the fabulous Mac&Cheese and Fish sticks (maybe the T-bone stake too)

One day, a thought came into Tohru was visting her friend Hana-chan, something poped into her head. Something, she thought, she should investigate. This exciting thought, was put into her head, when Hana-chan parents cooked some american food.

"Maybe Kyo-kun, Yuik-kun, and Shigure-sama, would like these kind of foods, Hana-chan, can you get me some of this stuff?" Tohru says.

"Yes" Hana-chan nods "anything for Tohru-chan"

Later that night

"Hey its time for Dinner" Tohru yells from down stairs. In a second, Kyo, Yuki, Shigure come running to the table.

Only to find an empty table.

"Hey, were is the food?" Kyo says finely sitting down. Every one is looking at the table, which has nothing on it.

"Um, I have a surprise for you all." Tohru comes into the room with the plates. She sets them up. Then goes back into the kitchen and instead of getting chopsticks, she gets forks, knifes, and spoons.

"Hey, what are you doing? We don't use those Tohru" Yuki says.

"What is this surprise, Tohru-chan? Is it something Dir-….."

"Don't you even finish that line Shigure" Yuki and Kyo say together.

"Ok, but what is for dinner?" Shigure pleads.

"Um, here you go." Tohru says, she serves a T-bone stake to Shigure first. Then Tohru serves Yuki Mac&Cheese. Lastly she serves Kyo his fish sticks.

"Um, Tohru-chan, is this American food? Shigure asks, still looking at his steak.

"Um, Hana-chan gave me them. Please try them" Tohru says looking around.

"Ah, Tohru, is it safe eating food, from her. She... didn't you know...do anything to it?" asks Shigure still staring bluntly at the T-bone stake. (But everyone could tell he couldn't resist much longer)

Then Tohru sees something strange. Yuki-kun is looking at his plate with wide sparkling eyes. "Is this, is this cheese?" Yuki asks.

"um, yes"

Tohru leaves for a second to go to the kitchen get her meal, and comes back, and all the food is gone.

"Um, were did all the Mac&Cheese go?" she asked, she really wanted some.

"It's all Yuki doing," Kyo says,"he ran off with the bowl somewhere."

"Yeah, I wonder where Yuki is?" Shigure looks around in confusion. "He was just here a second ago."

"I don't know, I don't care, just hand over more fish sticks and no one gets hurt." Kyo replies.

Tohru goes back into the kitchen, bringing the empty dirty dishes dishes with her.

"MMMM, cheese, cheese, glorious cheese. Yeah, yeah." Says someone singing

Someone, as in Yuki-kun.

"Uh, Yuki-kun, what are you doing?"

"Tohru, Thank you" Yuki-kun says. Yuki is sitting on the porch, with the big bowl of mac&cheese. His smiling mouth covered with the cheese.

Kyo suddenly comes up behind her. From the looks of it Kyo seemed agitated with his eyebrow twitching.

"It's because I'm cat, isn't it, and all cats have to like fish." Kyo says.

Tohru stands there, frozen and unable to speak.

Shigure walks outside to the porch looking like a kid just walking out of a candy store "Mmmmm Steak, Steak, fills me with glee. Tee hee hee"

Kyo, still semi-mad, looks a the ground, and sighs. He then looks at Tohru with sad and hopeful eyes "Please Tohru, make some more."

"Uh,um sure." She says looking at them all, to her, they all looked like little kids on the verge of killing her if she didn't make more.

1 hour later, she was serving them the same food again, with extra.

-END-

Sorry if it's not the best, please be nice, this is the first time doing this. Ok! I'll do better next time.