Welcome to Scumbag Court, a story inspired by NedtheJanitor's DBZ Court. You all can make suggestions if you'd like. It can be cases or just punishments or both. Totally Scumbag Island coming soon (as in it's getting published sometime today).
"All raise for the honorable Judge Alexander." said the bailiff.
"YO FUCK THAT!" said Lee.
"Lee!" said Carley sounding embarrassed.
"Stand up or fuck outta here!" said the bailiff.
"FUCK YOU!"
"NO FUCK YOU!"
"NO FUCK YOU!"
"I'm already here!" said Alex. "Just drop it."
"No! That bastard needs to show some respect!"
"How about you show me some respect and read me off the case of today?" said Alex rolling his eyes.
"Fine." he glared at Lee and made a "I'm watching you!" gesture. "Clementine vs Cabin Group. Clementine is suing the Cabin Group consisting of Luke, Nick, Rebecca, Alvin, Carlos, Pete, and Sarah for child neglect and child endangerment."
"Alright bring 'em in!" said Alex.
The respective groups came and sat down. Clementine was throwing dirty looks at the Cabin group and whispering "You're going down!" to them. She hated that she had to include Pete and Alvin, but fuck it. She was told if she was going to sue the other people in the group, it had to include Pete and Alvin if she wished to win this case against them.
"Okay, Clementine. You can go ahead." said the judge. "Just tell us what happened."
"Excuse me your honor!" said Luke. "But I don't think she should be the one going first."
"Oh and why is that?" asked Alex raising a brow. "Is it because you're being charged with endangering a child?"
"No, because of how she is!" said Luke.
"Well I don't personally know her. Besides, I want to hear her side of the story." said Alex. "You all will get your side after her. Okay, Clementine. Please speak."
"Well it all started..." she began.
"I got bit by a dog! Please help me!" Clementine sobbed. "Please help me!"
"Okay, well we'll get your arm all fixed up!" said Luke in an extremely hick voice that one could barely tell what he was saying.
"Hey! I sound nothing like that!" said Luke.
"Quiet!" said Alex. "You let her speak!"
"OH SWEEEEEEEEEEET GOAT HUKIE!" said Luke dropped Clementine on her injured arm.
"Goat hukie!?" said Luke. "What?!"
"Sh!" said the judge. "Go on."
"She got bit!" said Luke. "Oh no! She go-nah get us!"
Luke impatiently tapped his fingers on the table. He turned to Nick and whispered, "I don't sound like that do I?"
"No..." said Nick shifting his eyes everywhere but at Luke. He was trying not to laugh.
"Why the fuck are you laughing?" he hissed.
"Quiet over there, dumbass!" said Alex slamming down his gavel on his podium. "Go on and if I hear you again, Luke, I'll come over there and smack the shit out of you. Clem?"
She cleared her throat and continued.
"Calm down, Bubba Luke." said Pete. "Let me have a look."
He looked at her arm. "Hm, I can't really tell, but I believe her."
"Well I ain't carrin' that thing!" said Luke. "She gonna bit me!"
"OBJECTION!" said Luke.
"Do you need to leave the room?" asked Alex rolling his eyes at the man.
"But...!"
"Shut it."
"I'm not! I feel so weak. I don't think I can go any longer."
"Too bad, soon to be walker, so lukie-er" Luke said picking his nose. "Get ta steppin' you fuck. Go on."
"I feel so..." Clementine fainted while Luke cackled in the background.
When she woke up she was laying on the ground with a gun pointed at her. She was terrified and tried to run away. Before she got far, she was shot at. She was told by Nick to come back to them. She went over crying. Pete snatched away his gun.
"Stop crying like a lil ho!" said Rebecca.
"You've gotta help me! My arm hurts!" she sobbed.
"FAKER!" said Rebecca.
"Come on Rebecca. She's just a little girl. We can do without a little bit..." said Alvin. He never finished his sentence due to Rebecca elbowing him. "Nevermind. We can't do shit."
"What's going on out here?" said Carlos coming out of the cabin.
"I need help!" she cried.
He took a look at her arm for a few minutes. Sarah peeked out of the house. "Who's that?"
"SARAH! GET YOUR DUMB ASS BACK IN THE FUCKING HOUSE OR DO YOU WANT THE BAT AGAIN!?"
"Objection!" said Carlos.
"Overruled!"
"N-no!" Sarah whimpered and went back inside of the house.
"So what's the prognosis?" asked Luke.
"Who the fuck are you!?" said Nick.
"You know who I am!" said Luke.
"Oh right...it threw me off when you said that big boy word." said Nick. He then mumbled, "...even if you didn't use it right."
"OBJECTION!"
"Overruled."
"We gotta lock her in the shed back there." said Carlos. He then turned and glared at the group as they got into a little circle. "You idiots know I'm not a real doctor. How the hell am I supposed to know a lurker bite from a dog bite!?"
"What?! N-no!" said Clementine. "My b-...cut needs to be cleaned, stitched, and bandaged! Please."
"Until we know for sure."
"So you're going to lock me up outside?" she asked wide-eyed.
"You ain't comin' in the house!" said Rebecca while Nick and Luke nodded in agreement while Alvin looked at her in pity.
"It's what's safe for all of us including yourself."
"But! But!" Carlos had already walked off. Clementine started crying when Nick smacked the shit out of her, grabbed her by the neck, and dragged her to the shed with Luke right behind them.
"BULL SHIT! I didn't hit you!" said Nick. "That was fucking Troy!"
"Oh right...my bad. He just pointed a gun at me the whole time after he headbutted Pete."
"Are you ser..."
"Quiet in the court!" said Alex.
Clementine cried out in sorrow as they locked her in the shed. No food, no water, and nothing to keep her warm or anybody keeping her company. She was cold, scared, and hungry. No one had come in to check in on her and she could just barely hear the walkers outside. She needed to get out of there and get to moving. She'd die before morning if she didn't take care of her dog bite. She got up and looked around for something to break her out. She found a hammer and broke out of the poorly placed wood covered exit and went towards the house. She found Alvin and Rebecca talking in their room. She peeked in on Alvin and Rebecca.
Rebecca was loudly physically and mentally abusing Alvin, repeatedly slapping, punching, and kicking him. "PUT SOME TRAMP BEFORE OUR FAMILY AGAIN AND I SWEAR I'LL KNOCK YOUR FUCKING TEETH OUT! DO YOU HEAR ME?!"
"Y-yes ma'am!" Alvin sniffled.
"GOOD AND BY GOD STOP CRYING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!" She said putting her hands on her hips. "Next time I'm getting the belt!"
"Please don't!"
She just scowled at him and walked away. Alvin broke down and blubbered like a baby. Clementine took pity on him and knocked. Alvin jumped looking around and saw it ws Clem. "Get outta here before you get me killed!"
"I saw how she was being mean to you."
"Y-you saw that!?" said Alvin. She nodded. "I'll get you some bandages if you swear not to tell."
"Thank you." Clementine was revealed. Alvin gave her what she needed including a juice box. She left him be as he headed off to the meeting and she snuck inside. She heard them plotting her demise along with a few other things like Carver or something. She didn't care. She had to keep moving.
She went upstairs and found Sarah. Sarah was pretty chirpier about the whole situation and even made a new friend. She also found out that her father was trying to manipulate her.
"This is stupid. Are we really going to sit here and let her tell these lies?!" said Carlos.
"Quiet over there!" said the bailiff.
Sarah gave her some peroxide and Clementine got a needle from the bathroom. Rebecca came in and revealed that she was a dirty ho.
"I believe it." said the judge.
"Excuse me?" said Rebecca.
"Uuuuuuuuuuh okay wrap this up Clem!" he said quickly not realizing he said this out loud.
She nodded and went into detail about how she had to sew up her own arm with little to no experience and could have passed out and gotten eaten by the walker that just come before she could wrap up her arm. Then bastards had the nerves NAY the audacity to get mad because she tried to save her life! After all that bullshit, Carlos finally got his lazy ass up and looked at her arm and then threatened her if she didn't manipulate Sarah into jumping off a cliff. Plus he also refused to allow her something to protect herself with. She then told the courtroom all about how Nick offered a MINOR alcohol and then touched her inappropriately.
"Oh and Luke hit me multiple times too. Nick did it more though."
"I certainty hope this story is fake!" said Alex turning angrily to the cabin group while the people behind them murmured with rage.
"OF COURSE IT IS! SHE'S BEEN LYING THE WHOLE TIME!" said majority of the group.
"Okay then. Luke you can speak now."
Luke then told them their side of the story. When he was done, the judge looked over to the jury, consisting of multiple people from the TT, anime, and cartoon universes. "Jury, your verdict?"
"GUILTY AS FUCK!" said Rhys. "Especially that mother fucker right there. Yeah you, Bubba J!"
"Poor little thing! She had me crying the whole time!" sobbed Fiona. "Lock 'em up, judge!"
"I wasn't really paying attention, but I say fuck 'em." said Asher. "They look like they're up to no good especially that Rebecca lady. She looks like she abuses men!"
"The rest of you?" asked the judge.
"Guilty! Even if Clementine's story was false..." said Sakura.
"Which it is!" said Nick.
"You all admitted to locking her up in a shed with no food, no water, and no protection!" finished Sakura. "Besides her story was more believable! How could something so cute lie?"
"YOU'RE BEING DECEIVED!" said Luke.
"ENOUGH ALREADY!" the judge banged his gavel down a few more times. "Luke, you get the stocks where once every hour the smelliest person in town..."
"Which is me!" said a very large man that had literal stink waves radiating off his body. Luckily he was bubbled in. "And the name's Bacterian!" (1)
"...come and fart in your face and rub various parts of his smelly body in your face. Rebecca, you're getting the same except you have to attend anger management classes after 3 days and get lessons on how not to be a cheating bitch. Pete, Alvin, and Sarah are free to go but Alvin and Sarah have to take lessons on how not to let people run over you."
"I don't let people run over me!" said Alvin.
"Me either!" said Sarah.
"Bullshit!" coughed Clementine.
"Carlos, because of you being a failure as a doctor...oh wait impersonating one, 40 lashes and 20 days of classes on what teeth make which marks for dumbasses! Nick, one day of what Luke and Rebecca are getting, 46 days classes of how to control your trigger fingers and how to shoot a gun, and 150 lashes either all at once or some a day at a time."
"WHAT?!" said Nick.
"Now get the hell out of here, you mother fuckers!" said Alex.
"Hey can I get a recording of that?" asked Clementine.
"Yep and I'll be getting a copy too...uh for research." said Alex.
Just about everybody was pissed about their punishments, while Clementine was satisfied that they were getting what was coming to them...that and she'd be getting to laugh at their misery very soon.
Look him up. He's real...well in the Dragon Ball world he is. Meaning I didn't just make him up. He's a thing.