Mad Dogs and Mutts
A Fanfic Crossover by: BlueSky
[Chapter 1 Cruising]
"It's over DNAmy! Hand over the Geno-animator!" A young woman, slim and athletically built with fiery red hair, shouted as she hurled herself over fallen trashcans and the occasional car that was being flung at her. In front of her another woman, this one chubby and considerably shorter, with black bowl cut hair was sitting on top of a massive dragon-like creature as it rampaged through the city as she guided it with only a small carrot on a string. She paused only to stick her tongue out at the red haired woman before continuing her rampage. "Nice try Kimmie! But Mamma wants to build a moat for her baby Megalania!" The woman, DNAmy, cackled madly as the giant hulking lizard smashed another building.
The red haired woman ducked as the building went flying near a car wash and crashed into it, causing suds to spew out the destroyed soap pipes. "Whoa! That is one ugly lizard." A young man with short blond hair huffed as he ran up next to the red haired woman and stared up at the beast. "Yeah, but it's slow, look!" The red head said as she turned the young man's head in the direction of the giant lizard's view as it got it's foot stuck in a circular shaped sign and hissed before it spewed acid and melted the thing off, walking away like nothing had happened much to the dismay of the woman on its shoulders. The blonde looked surprised as the gears turned in his head, "Oh... I get it now!" He smirked as the red head went to work, leaping off of buildings before attracting the giant lizard's attention.
"Hey ugly! Why don't you pick on someone your own size!" The young woman shouted, as the lizard hissed and swung its tail at her annoyed. The red head jumped out of the way just in time and tumbled safely to the asphalt below. "No! Bad Lizzy! Ignore her, she's not import to your swamp home!" DNAmy shouted from above as she wrestled for control over the vicious lizard's instincts. The creature roared angrily, as the red head taunted the lizard more and it stomped after her, flinging the woman off on the ground.
"That's right, follow me!" The woman smirked as she sprinted away from the wreckage back towards where the sudsy car wash lay in ruins. Beside her, a purple car came rushing from behind a parked alleyway towards her as the creature gave chase. "KP!" The blond haired young man called from the driver's seat as he opened the passenger's side while he was still driving and the woman dived in. "Thanks Ron." The woman huffed grateful as Ron smirked and hit the gas hard.
The car roared to life, as Ron flipped a few switches nearby and suddenly the purple car's wheels suddenly shifted ninety degrees upwards and began to hum. The creature opened its maw at the vehicle and snapped, but the now flying car moved too quickly to be caught and zoomed on ahead. The beast roared angrily as it stomped on ahead, determined to reach its prey before it flew away through a tunnel.
The flying car had no problem swiftly angling itself to the side and squeezing through the gap in the brick tunnel, but the lizard on the other hand continued to charge ahead in an attempt to ram them. The car popped out on the other side just as the creature made contact with the brick ceiling and proceeded to squeeze through, only to get stuck halfway as its shoulder blades were too bulky and jammed him in the car wash tunnel.
Angry, the beast roared in defiance and tried to claw its way out, but this accomplished nothing as it wiggled like a moon walker trapped in an elevator. The car slowly descended to the ground as the two young adults got out and smirked at one another before giving a high five. "Booyah! Now that's what I call teamwork!" Ron cheered as a small hairless rodent popped out from his pocket a mimicked him in agreement. The red haired woman laughed as she too admired their handiwork, "Nice work you two. Now to find Amy." She frowned as she looked around for the fallen villain, but alas she had already fled the scene.
"Or not…" She huffed disappointed as she pulled out a small blue cell phone-like device and pushed the red button on it. "Wade, DNAmy has fled the scene. Call the local authorities to help contain this lizard while I look for her please." She asked as a small brown skinned boy, who nodded and began typing away at his computer on the other side of the screen. "On it. The local authorities have been contacted, and DNAmy is just up ahead in that alleyway." The boy Wade said as he didn't take his eyes off the screen.
"You rock Wade." The red head smirked as she grabbed Ron's arm. "Wait, wait Kim! Where are we going?!" Ron yelped surprised as the red head Kim got into the driver's seat and cranked the car. "We're going to stop DNAmy before she gets away." Kim said determined as the duo sped off down the alley.
The alleyway was nine feet long in width with a slight curve to its axis, and was mostly quiet at this time of night; save for a few field mice scuttling about in between the trashcans looking for meals. The shadows made funny shapes on the ground thanks to the rooftops providing shade against the rather bright moonlight, giving it a stark contrast in color like a black and white movie.
All of this was irrelevant to one DNAmy as she dashed in between the fallen trashcans and piles of boxes as she was being chased. "You'll never take me alive!" She screamed as she threw a lid at the purple car following her who swerved just in time to miss it. Inside the vehicle Kim grew annoyed on chasing DNAmy on foot, and resolved to turning on flight mode so she didn't have to maneuver over the mess.
The black haired woman, determined, continued to run on ahead unfazed. "Is it just me, or does DNAmy seem to get loonier every time we fight her?" Ron asked bored as they gave chase. Kim briefly stole a glance his direction as she kept her eyes on the prize, "Definitely out there for sure. You'd think after being in prison several times she'd realize you can't just go around making creatures." She sighed. Ron shrugged, "Well I guess they can't all be sane." He hummed thoughtfully as DNAmy soon found herself blocked by a wall and the two moved in.
"It's over DNAmy. Surrender." Kim shouted as the black haired woman scowled. "Mark my words Kimberly! The time will come when I am free to make my cuddle buddies without you interfering!" She shook her fist as Ron just sighed and Kim shook her head. They lowered the car slowly, making sure Amy didn't try to break for it as they parked, and Kim pulled out her phone-like device to call for back up.
Then suddenly, as if God himself had decided to interfere, the car along with its inhabitants simply vanished into thin air. Confused and stunned, DNAmy looked around to see if the red head and her partner were hiding somewhere, but heard nor saw anything as the eerie silence filled the void. And with that void a blue skinned man with black hair pulled back into a rat-tail, suddenly opened a door right where the crime stopping duo had been and looked around confused. "Did I interrupt something?" The blue man with a scar running across his eye asked DNAmy as another green skinned woman with black long hair poked her head out as well.
They were moving... One moment Kim had her hand on the car door as she moved to open it, and the next thing she knew the alleyway had shifted and changed colors before it lurched and the car landed on the ground from two feet in the air. "Oof!" Her partner Ron had shouted shocked as he had been sitting up without a seat belt when they change in scenery had occurred, and he fell on his bottom into the chair.
Blinking confused, Kim had somehow at the last moment managed to brace herself for the impact, and looked around her to access the situation. "Oww... I think I hit my tailbone…" Ron groaned as he shielded his eyes from the bright light glaring in from the windows on him. Wait… Bright lighting? Kim thought as her eyes snapped to her surroundings and saw nothing but white reflective flooring for several miles. It was very confusing to her. It was almost as if she had somehow landed in a simulation that had lost power and now all she was staring at was the dull siding. Still, there was something else going on that she could hear.
Gunshots. Kim recognized that noise at any given moment. While Ron was still bellyaching, and his pet rodent was sprawled on the floor next to him from the lurch, Kim tensed her muscles as she whipped on her seatbelt and spun the car away in the nick of time to avoid an oncoming blast. Narrowing her eyes she saw the individual offender. A pitiful floating steel box with laser guns attached to the sides was trying to shoot her car down as Kim hit the gas and began to fight back. The bot was slow and appeared to dislike having to turn in midair, so while it lagged Kim activated her weapons systems and fired at the bot, cleaving it in two before it exploded.
Taking a breather Kim stopped once the bot had exploded. "What was that all about?" Ron asked confused as he finally strapped himself in and his mole rat did the same. More gunshots ahead. Clutching the gear shift, Kim sped on ahead towards the noise. "I'm not sure, but I have a feeling that whoever owned that robot is up ahead." She said serious as they sped onwards towards the noise.