Is Ares talking to his cat?

by Pendragon134

How Ares was just crazie all along. Sorry about the grammer and other mistakes and this was an la project as well. Before you get confused.

1. Chapter 1

Ares is Crying through all of this.

Ares: no one understands me, no one gets me.
Cat: meow meow.
Ares: but I try to get along with them though.
Cat: meow meow meow.
Ares: but talking is no fun and what's wrong with fighting them, it's just as affective.
Cat: meow meow meow hiss.
Ares:what do you mean it's not and I'll have you know that I got Aphrodite by fighting.
Cat: meow meow meow meow meow.
Ares: she is not that and if you call her that and I will kill you.
Cat: meow
Ares: I hate your logic you know.
Cat: meow, meow meow meow.

Ares is not crying anymore.

Ares: your right I can fight Achilles, or Hector, I can see a beautiful friendship on the horizon.
Cat: meow
Ares: I'm not weird you ungrateful little... I'm going to kill you.
Cat: meow
Ares: what do you mean I can try, I will. Now DIE!
Cat: blinks
Ares: Avada cadavera ( I know it's spelt wrong and its the death curse from Harry potter )
Cat: meow meow
Ares: WHAT! Your immortal and part of my soul! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cat: snickers

THE END of part one.
Ps. Ares is somewhat insane.

Part two.

Three hours latter.
Ares: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO! X10000
Ares phones Voldemort's work.
Death eater: hello how may I help you?
Ares: hello, yes you can, I would like to book an appointment with mr. Voldemort today.
Death eater: yes we can book you in at 3pm, and if you are late we will eat your first born child.
Ares: WHAT, why would you do that?
Death eater: we do have a reputation to keep sir.
Ares: oh... Okay, good day
Death eater: good day to you to.

5 hours later at the death eaters inq in Voldemort's office.

Voldemort: hello how may I help you to day good sir?
Ares: I heard that you are an expert with dealing with things that are immortal and tied to someone's soul.
Voldemort: why yes I am but how is this relevant to why you are here?
Ares: because my cat is one and I want it to die!
Voldemort: and why do you want your cat to die?
Ares: because it annoyed me to day.
Voldemort: I hope you Know that we are a tv show right and you are being filmed right now.
Ares: but I thought you guys were real and not fake.
Voldemort: if you want your problem fixed please go here instead. And hands him a card for the mental ward.
Ares: yes finally the demon cat will be gone.
3 months later
Ares; laughing like a madman.

THE END

The cat was a figment of Ares imagination.