Mari Suzuki

Chapter 1:

A Special Girl

Mari Suzuki was not like other girls. For God's sake no! She kind of looked like Marilyn Monroe, just in anime style with shiny ruby red lips and even shinier hair that went below her waist and was straight and, and... and it was purple like amethyst roses.

Her extraordinary beauty was so extraordinary that she needed no makeup. She looked better than all those cheerleaders put together but she was a humble girl. She swayed her perfectly curved hips, grabbing all the boys' attention when she walked down the hall of Original High and wondered why nobody liked her. Yes, you must find this hard to believe but Mari Suzuki had no friends. She was a straight AAA+++ student (with a fat golden star), was super cool, had the most awesome personality ever and she was super cool. But for some reason the "cool kids" like that cheerleader Kate, who was the alpha female of the school, bullied her.

She had never belonged. She was just too damn special. Never mind elaborating on exactly how. All she could do about this grave injustice was playing her video games and writing poems about her suicide-worthy misery. Her one wish was that Link, Marth, Roy and Ike (explanations are for losers) were real.

Mari was standing by her locker, looking super hot in her tight tube top with a winged heart on it and her sparkling mini skirt. She was so hot that it would have taken three paragraphs minimum to describe just how flawless she was and this obviously pissed Kate the alpha-female-slash-evil-cheerleader off.

Kate was wearing a tight tube top with a winged heart and sparkling mini skirt, because she slept with a lot of boys. Mari was a virgin.

"Did you, like, have to drop your, y'know, rubber at that lesson, clutz?" Kate said stupidly and pushed Mari even more stupidly. Her boyfriend had picked the rubber up and smiled at Mari and Mari had scored better on the test so she (evil Kate) was über-jealous.

Kate's evil cheerleader gang laughed. You totally pitied Mari. She did not deserve this :(

"Oh, yeah? You think you're all cool and popular but no one really likes you," Mari said.

Her wit silenced everyone. Kate had no comeback (and who would?) to something that smart.

At home Mari played Super Smash Bros Brawl. She was Link and pwning three lv. 9 while she told him about her day with tears streaming down her face. She was so smart and pretty that no one understood her.

There was lightning outside but she did not turn off the TV. She stuffed her face with chocolate instead because she could do that without getting fat (A/N: yes, I can do that). Then lightning struck and this huge whirlpool came out of the TV. It was very, very dramatic. There. Imagine it.

The furniture flew around the room and Mari screamed. She was being sucked in and there was no fighting it.

When she opened her huge beautiful lavender violet jewel eyes she was outside the Smash Mansion. What was around it or how it looked did not matter. Come on! It was THE Smash Mansion! You know it, now let's move on.

She was running towards the mansion when she suddenly felt that she had twisted her ankle. She collapsed in a heap of whines and moans and out of the house ran LINK! With sword in hand. (A/N: drooools)

Link was mute. Never mind that people around him behaved as if he talked. They were mad the whole bunch and this is not important. Important is that Mari Suzuki's beauty returned the gift of speech to him. Her loveliness when Link saw her could not be made justice by a whole chapter of mediocre length dedicated to describing it.

"Who are you?" he asked breathlessly.

"YOU'RE LINK!" Mari exclaimed.

"Wait, how do you know who I am?"

"Well, how do I explain this?" She thought hard. "You're a character in a game."

Link understood immediately. She could tell when he stared into her beautiful amber golden fair topaz eyes that glowed like sunlight and he blushed.

THIS IS THE BEST SCENE IN THE WHOLE CHAPTER AND I LIKE IT SO MUCH I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE TIME TO DESCRIBE IT! JUST IMAGINE IT SUPER ROMANTIC CAUSE IT IS!

"She's pretty," Link thought. (A/N: ZOMG!)

Link picked her up (A/N: the sword is gone now).

"You're not very heavy," he said.

"Yeah! Weird because I just looove chocolate," she joked and her good (scratch that) great sense of humor made him laugh.

"Hey, guys, this is Mari," Link said (without having been told her name as you ought to have noticed).

They were inside the house now.

Mari got up from the couch Link had put her down on and skipped over to a blackboard that for some reason stood in the middle of the room.

Mari Suzuki she wrote with such excellent handwriting, such admirable turn of her wrist, such perfect pressure on the board that everybody clapped their hands. Mari bowed humbly. Never mind that a Japanese would most likely not have written in rōmaji or even put the first name before the surname. Despite her name leading one to think differently she was not really Japanese, because she had eyes bluer than a summer sapphire ocean sky and golden hair that flowed down to her knees.

Mari's mere presence lit up the room. It was broad daylight but she did anyway. Everybody clapped again just because of how lovely she was. Then Roy the happy pyro came up to her.

"Hi," he said and Ike snorted.

"Wow, she's pretty," Roy thought. Her red eyes were like dancing butterfly dragon flames and she glowed. Then Ike who had been rudely standing in the corner the whole time came rudely up to them because he got jealous when Roy snatched away the pretty girl. Against his will he felt so attracted to her beautiful body that he could not resist. She was unlike anyone he had ever met before. She was special.

"Uh, why are you being so nice to her?" Ike said rudely.

"I just..." Roy started.

"You're stupid," Ike told Mari rudely.

Ike was such a rude jerk! What had she ever done to him? The shy, shy girl put her hands on her hips and tossed with her goddessly shimmery hair with rainbow colored highlights. The way it moved was so strikingly beautiful that four paragraphs would not be enough to describe its beauty.

"You're the stupid one," she said and he glared rudely at her. No one could respond to something that smart. She was really special. He had never met a woman like her.

Ike walked away rudely when Marth came up to greet her.

"It's my pleasure, Mari-san," he said and kissed her hand romantically.

Never mind that Marth was from a land in a completely different world with more similarities to ancient Greece and medieval Europe than Japan. They had not translated his lines in the game so he had to be Japanese. They obviously spoke English in Hyrule so why not Japanese in Altea? Never mind that he called her by her first name the first time they met too, because the cool suffix was the only reason to have him Japanese and who had the energy to do research about the proper way to address a stranger in Japan? Kawaii desu.

Then Link walked up to her and both he and Mari blushed.

"Thank you for helping me," Mari said shyly.

"No problem," he said romantically and blushed again. Then he blushed a third time.

There was a romantic silence. Then Zelda interrupted them. Zelda was really popular and all the guys were supposed to like her but no one really did. Heck, she was the Kate of the gaming world, only a bazillion times worse. A man-eating viper! Link was her boyfriend but he didn't really love her. It was just that he didn't have a choice because she was a princess. See the logic?

"Zelda, we must let Mari stay here," Link said and put himself protectively between Mari and Zelda. Mari gasped because her reaction mattered.

Zelda stuck her nose in the air. "Only fighters are allowed to live here. I guess she can be our maid if she absolutely must stay."

Mari had a super smart comeback that would silence that witch but Link spoke first.

"Will you be fine with that?" Link asked Mari with a blushing face. "I hate to see you work like a slave but I want you to stay." The special girl gazed up at him with forest green emerald diamond eyes that matched his tunic. (A/N: it means that they are made for each other. It's like a metaphor)

"Yeah, well, don't think you'll chase me out of here that easily," Mari boldly told Zelda. She would stay. With Link at her side she knew that she could make it.

If only Mary Suzuki had known about the love troubles and the destiny that awaited her. This girl was much, much, much more special than she could ever have imagined. (A/N: cliffie!)

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