A/N (1): This is in tune with the classic Christmas song, "12 Days of Christmas". Took me a while to come up with the right scenarios. If you sang this... More power to ya!

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On the 1st day of Christmas, Christian sent to me a box full of Twinings English tea.

On the 2nd day of Christmas, Christian sent to me two white roses,
And a box full of Twinings English tea.

On the 3rd day of Christmas, Christian sent to me three D'Uberville books,
Two white roses,
And a box full of Twinings English tea.

On the 4th day of Christmas, Christian sent to me four Audi cars,
Three D'Uberville books,
Two white roses,
And a box full of Twinings English tea.

On the 5th day of Christmas, Christian sent to me five model gliders!
Four Audi cars,
Three D'Uberville books,
Two white roses,
And a box full of Twinings English tea.

On the 6th day of Christmas, Christian sent to me six Sancerre wine,
Five model gliders!
Four Audi cars,
Three D'Uberville books,
Two white roses,
And a box full of Twinings English tea.

On the 7th day of Christmas, Christian sent to me seven brown riding crops,
Six Sancerre wine,
Five model gliders!
Four Audi cars,
Three D'Uberville books,
Two white roses,
And a box full of Twinings English tea.

On the 8th day of Christmas, Christian sent to me eight pints of ice cream,
Seven brown riding crops,
Six Sancerre wine,
Five model gliders!
Four Audi cars,
Three D'Uberville books,
Two white roses,
And a box full of Twinings English tea.

On the 9th day of Christmas, Christian sent to me nine leather floggers,
Eight pints of ice cream,
Seven brown riding crops,
Six Sancerre wine,
Five model gliders!
Four Audi cars,
Three D'Uberville books,
Two white roses,
And a box full of Twinings English tea.

On the 10th day of Christmas, Christian sent to me ten masquerade masks,
Nine leather floggers,
Eight pints of ice cream,
Seven brown riding crops,
Six Sancerre wine,
Five model gliders!
Four Audi cars,
Three D'Uberville books,
Two white roses,
And a box full of Twinings English tea.

On the 11th day of Christmas, Christian sent to me eleven charm bracelets,
Ten masquerade masks,
Nine leather floggers,
Eight pints of ice cream,
Seven brown riding crops,
Six Sancerre wine,
Five model gliders!
Four Audi cars,
Three D'Uberville books,
Two white roses,
And a box full of Twinings English tea.

On the 12th day of Christmas, Christian sent to me twelve gray dresses,
Eleven charm bracelets,
Ten masquerade masks,
Nine leather floggers,
Eight pints of ice cream,
Seven brown riding crops,
Six Sancerre wine,
Five model gliders!
Four Audi cars,
Three D'Uberville books,
Two white roses,
And a box full of Twinings English tea.

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A/N (2): I have another Fifty Shades Christmas story in the works. Merry Christmas, Fifties!