The Jonin re-evaltion exam
Dear Ibiki San
It is I your faithful servant Riffka of the security unit here; with more juicy gossip to comfort you in your isolation. (How did 'you' get chicken pox any way?) Dramatic music just kidding Sir.
The time – Last Thursday
The Place – The Maze training Arena
The event – THE JONIN RE-EVALATION EXAMS
The People – Jonin versus Hunter and ABNU
Da ta Da DAaaaa
OK first up, since the unpleasant event of Asuma sans death, our esteemed leaders (the Hokage and council) have determined that all senior ninja's needed to be re examined the Abnu and Hunter ninja especially.
Having said this it was decide to have a Jonin and Abnu vs Hunter nin competition.
Why? The council is convinced that complete shake up is needed. That all senior staff needs to be re considered for the ranks that they hold. (The fact that the hokage has gambling debts to pay to other council members and this is a supreme opportunity to recoup some loses has nothing to do with it.)
Of course this has made all the Jonin rather nervous and gossipy. The biggest speculation is who is going to face off against the hunter nin known as 'number 1' officially and that 'dam bastard' unofficially.
Ah yes the memories of yesteryear when he went up against both Kuanri and Gai sans and extracted penalties when he won, BUT you weren't there for those were you. (Mr. I don't get sick with childhood illnesess but caught the measles anyway.)
Recap, Kuanri was told she had to Kiss Asuma on the mouth, in public, every day for a month, because No.1 was sick of watching them pussyfoot around each other. Then No. 1 claimed a full on kiss from Kuanri, in front of Asuma on top of that. Say what you will, it worked and they had more than a few good years together because of it.
As for Gai san, he ended up with an illusion jitsu that released the sound of trouser seams splitting every time he struck one of his poises. Only the sound though, so he was constantly covering his rear with his hands for most of the day until he got use to it. Then at the end of the day his trouser seams really did split when he poised but without a sound so he was walking around the rest of the evening, with his underwear showing without knowing it. (Ordinary white boxers if you must know).
With these and other tales to CHILL the blood all senior ninja watched with trepidation at the random selection balls as they were drawn and matched with out bias. (hee, hee)
Ta tar a tar a, (trumpet fan-fair) No.1 hunter Nin's first victim, I mean opponent is Kakashi. Now I'm going to torture you a little bit until my next letter Ibki san.
Yours sincerely
Riffka san