Hahaha! Takasugi the evil villian laughed as he gazed at his huge armies! "Soon I will take over Earth! And nobody can stop me!

On a cold September, after my great adventures, I, Tatsumi was wondering what to do that week. I had picked up my life from where I left it and wanted to make something from it. Then all the sudden a strange woman appeared on my doorstep. She was hidden beneath a long cloak and had long brown nails on her fingers. Her dirty hair flushed down from beneath the cloak and she had glowing eyes!

"You are not who you think you are!" said the strange woman.

"What do you mean?" I said.

"You are not who you think you are," she said again with a mysterious crackling voice like a bad radio transmission.

"I still don't understand you?" I said.

"Here, take this," she said and gave me an Tricorder.

"Take this and give it to your parents or guardian, they will know what to do with it!"

And with that she disappeared before my eyes!

I was confused but thought that I had to do something. But rather than going to my parents or guardian, I decided to show it to .

"Oh no," said , "you must forget about this!"

"Why?" I enquired, "what do you know?!"

"I... I can't tell you. My dear Gintoki, I didn't think it would be this soon!"

"What?!" I yelled, "are you keeping things away from me?!"

"It's ... It's for your own good! You cannot know this!" said and before I could do anything, had escaped my grasp.

"No! Dammit! When will I ever know the truth?!"

I was feeling depressed. One of my best friends abandoned and betrayed me. It hurt. So I wanted to find Gintoki. After their adventure, me and Gintoki had been spending a lot of time together. I kind of started to like him.

So I went to Gintoki and told the whole story. He listened to me without saying a single word.

Then he said: "WTF, this is sooo big"

And I said: I know! Do you know a way to find out what is happening? Why is everyone hiding things from me?!"

Gintoki sighed and said: "You have always been special, and not just to me."

"How do you know that?"

Gintoki looked at the tricorder that I had received and said: "it kind of looks like the , doesn't it?"

"could be...but it might not be...but, yeah,certainly it might be"

"Whatever it is, I can recognize it quite well. And I think," Gintoki said, "that perhaps the mysterious woman wanted you to find something inside of you."

"Inside? Like my heart?"

"No, don't be silly, like a mamory. Think about it, if your parents lied to you and now doesn't want to talk to you about your background, perhaps there is a hidden memory in your head!"

Gintoki's logic was flawless. So I had to try it!

So I concentrated on the object. Immediately he felt drawn into I concentrated on the object. Immediately I felt drawn into it. It stated ouit as a vague, fuzzy thing like when you wear glasses and there is a lot of moisture in the air and you see a Pulse pistol on the horizon.

But then it turned out that there was a secret memory, hidden beneath the Vail layer of self-loving in his head.

And within that memory, a burning figure appeared. It was Takasugi! In hell...

I was confused. I didn't think that memory would be in there, and yet it was there, burning like the heart of a newborn star and the centre of the earth.

Fortunately worked at a newspaper nowadays and he used the database of the newspaper to find out home turf of Takasugi's ruffians.

Their search led to a night club in the darkest and stormiest part of Edo. I was a little hesitant to go. It was rather scary and it was dark and stomy in that secting of Edo. But the courage in me was greater than my fear because with Gintoki's Fighting I should be able to accomplish anything, right, I thought to myself.

And would join me.

So not to fall out of fashion we both donned their most gothyest clothing. I had to admit that looked kind of sexy in that outfit of his. But I didn't dare to comment on that.

I instead poored down my soul into my make-up. I bore gorgeous blood-rose colored finger nails with black streaking zig-zags and gave matching treatment. Lovely eyes met mine and for a moment we were both swimming in a pool made of a gorgeous combination of their eyes colors. It was romance we knew, but we didn't know whether it was a forbidden one or not!

Then we went off and defeated Takasugi.

And this is where the story ends...