Sonny with a Chance of being a Vampire
Summary: Sonny Monroe is a Vampire. She has just been given an offer to act on her favourite TV Show So Random! She has to go through a struggle with dating and keeping a secret, well, a secret. Read to find out she copes. CHANNY! All in Sonnys Point of View unless I say otherwise.
Disclaimer: I do not Sonny with a Chance. Sigh.
Chapter 1: Moving
Yeah, today was the day that I Sonny Monroe, was moving to Hollywood. The executive producer of So Random! Rang a couple of weeks ago and offered me a place. So today was the day I was leaving Wisconsin, to start my new life as an actress on a hit teen comedy show.
One more thing that you may want to know about me is that I am a Vampire. Yes, you read right I am a Vampire. Not just any Vampire I am the oldest Female Vampire, I am 2,609 years old. Okay, I am, to look at 17 which is good age but I won't age that way ever again. I was born 23rd April 599 BC, or, to anyone who asks 23rd April 1993.
So a bit about me: Allison 'Sonny' Katie Monroe, oldest female Vampire, brown hair, chocolate brown eyes, I can read minds and change what they are thinking (that comes in very handy actually), lightning fast, can't feel physical pain, body temperature is 40°c so 3°c higher than the normal human body temperature. I can't feel the cold, I can go out in the sun, despite what Twilight says. I have been married 467 times including Julies Cesar, He wasn't very bright, I have lived in most countries, and now I am going back to where I was originally born. Hollywood, I wasn't called Hollywood back then, there wasn't a name, it was just the Coast of America then.
I have only had 2 children, Mary Lizzie Monroe, born 67AD died 100AD and Jake Edward Monroe born 1254AD, died 1304. Neither were Vampires. Anyway, I am sure you will find out more about me as I tell you about my career. I do not drink human blood, never have done and never will, just animal I go for about 6 months without blood though, I fed a week ago so I will be fine until October, I also eat normal food and drink normal drink, but only twice a week. I can't get drunk either so never had a hangover, lucky me eh?
Nobody knows that I am a Vampire except Connie, my adoptive mother. I love her she is so kind and caring, I tell her everything, she is coming with me to Hollywood. It's just her and me, her husband Josh, died about 7 years ago. I have live with Connie for about 11 years, and it was horrible to see Josh go, he was just as nice a Connie is. He died in a car accident when the train derailed and crashed into him. Oh Josh knew that I am a Vampire as well. From then I vowed to stay with Connie for the rest of her life.
The date is 4th May 2010. Connie and I are now driving to the airport, to get our 10 o'clock flight to LA. We talked about who I would meet whilst I was in Hollywood, and if there would be any cute boys, I told I have had enough, boyfriends, husbands to last me lifetime, Connie didn't find it very funny. If I didn't know any better I would say that she was jealous, she didn't like it that I would 'age' anymore so she held that against me. However, she is technically younger than me, she's 34 I am 2,609 in a 17 year olds body, she looks her age, I don't.
"Hey, Connie" I asked.
"Yes, Sonny" She replied.
"Do you think I am doing the right thing by moving to Hollywood? It's just that it's going to very difficult, I mean that because I am a Vampire, and they're not, and if I tell them I don't know how they will take it. But what if they find out and they tell someone then I will have to leave and I don't want to, ugh what will-" Connie cut me off.
"Calm down, Sonny, your nervous I know you. You will be fine I know it." She said.
"I hope so." The rest of the drive to the airport was in silence, it was comfortable though. I could hear what she was thinking. I do hope she will settle in alright. I hope they will be nice to her. I blocked the rest of Connie's thoughts out and focused on where we were going.
We finally arrived at the airport, checked in and sat in the waiting area. The executive Producer, Marshall Pike, had brought us First Class Tickets. We boarded the plane and took our seats, I fell asleep on the plane. (another thing I do need my sleep but only a max of about 3 hours) so I slept for about half of the flight. Connie was having a massage when I woke up. I just started watching old re-runs of So Random! On the TV screen in front of me. I couldn't help but laugh my socks off, it was the sketch for Dolphin Boy, Ha Grady was so funny I couldn't wait to meet them. "When he gets nervous, better bring your mop, it's not on porpoise when he blows his top, he's dolphin boy!" The ending song finished and Mackenzie Falls came on I absolutely loved that show (until I met Chad Dylan Cooper) there was so much drama, I thought that Mackenzie tried to hard though, and Portlyns fake crying cracked me up. When it finished Twilight came on. I hated that movie, it wasn't the truth, I should know I am a Vampire after all. I switched it off and started messing around on my phone, and texted Lucy, she also knew that I was a Vampire, and I could trust her with my very, very old life.
"Passengers, can you please sit and buckle up, we will be landing in about 10 minutes" said, some girl on the intercom. "Oh goodie."
After departing the plane we grabbed our luggage, and found a taxi waiting for us. The driver drove us to the Studio. Condor Studios to be precise. Mr. Pike came out to meet us "Sonny, Connie" she shouted "I am so glad that you are finally here"
"So am I, Mr. Pike" I responded with.
"Please, Sonny, it's Marshall"
"Nice to meet you Marshall, I'm Connie, Sonnys adoptive mother" Connie said.
"Come on, the rest of the cast are dying, to meet you Sonny" Marshall said, blimey I thought either he is really excited or this is just how he is all of the time. We followed him into studio 2, and then I met the rest of the cast.
"Tawni, Nico, Grady and Zora. It's nice to finally meet you all" I stuck out my hand to shake hands with them.
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