Second Scrubs fic! If you're looking for a lot of Scrubs stuff, this will have at least three spin-offs; an AU, a sequel, and a different viewpoint – and none are necessary to read! Anywho, I figured seeing as it's usually JD who gets hurt in these, I'd mix it up a little.

Enjoy…!

JD walked down the pavement, hands in pockets. He wore jeans and a jacket. It was his day off. In fact, he, Turk, Carla, Elliot and even Dr. Cox were off work. So the five of them had spent the time in the usual bar.

After JD had bought his 10th appletini with Turk's money, Carla had made him go home to get his own wallet.

JD had been reluctant to go, as Dr. Cox had only just been convinced to sit at their table, but then he realised if he wanted another drink at all that day, he'd have to pay for it himself.

He reached his front door, fumbled his keys, and opened the door. Where was his wallet? His gaze travelled carefully over the coffee table.

Ah, there it is.

He moved over, picked it up and flicked it open.

1, 2, 3… 10 dollars? That it?

CLANG.

JD whipped around.

A ninja skulked through the shadows. Closer… closer… until he was right behind JD… now all he had to do was –

"NO!" JD through himself to the ground, and looked up furtively. No ninjas. Rowdy had fallen over.

JD stood and righted the fallen dog. "Sorry Rowdy, I can't play with you right now. I've got somewhere to be. See you, boy!"

His journey back to the bar was… odd, somehow. Sure, the bar was the only building area, but you would usually see someone around. Now the streets were deserted.

He reached the bar with a sense of foreboding. He paused just outside the door, listening. The normal babble of talking and laughing against the music in the background.

Reassured, JD reached out and laid a hand on the doorknob. He applied pressure. The door moved. JD took a step forward.

And that was when it happened.

While JD stood just below the doorway, his hand began to vibrate. Everything vibrated. Over at JD's friend's table, Dr. Cox looked up.

"Earthquake," he muttered. Then he shouted: "Everyone get under the tables!"

Something fell from the ceiling; a light. Somebody screamed. People began to move. Turk, Carla and Elliot caught sight of him almost simultaneously. They hesitated. Instinctively, JD moved towards them. Dr. Cox reappeared from under the table, pulling the others down. He saw JD.

"Newbie! Get back under the doorway!"

JD turned around clumsily and returned to where he had been before. Not fast enough. A clump of something fell from the ceiling and connected with his skull. It was only plaster, but it was enough to knock JD out.

So, any thoughts on the first chapter? :D