Most of you know me already from the books that are of what supposedly happened in my life. However, they are wrong. Wrong I say! Sorry, I'm in a weird mood today. You probably are wondering what I'm talking about. Well, I shall tell you. You ever heard of the Twilight Saga? The four books that follow the life of a plain girl as she dives head first into a world she was never supposed to know about? The books where the girl is selfish in wanting her 'best friend' around even though she's having another man's child? A child that shouldn't be possible? Figured out who I am yet? I do have to say that this Stephanie Meyer got most of the first book right. I have no clue how, considering I didn't tell her my life story. My name is Isabella Swan and this is my story.
So you know what some of my life was like from the first book. What with the millions of people that have read it and tweeted about it or whatever you do to talk about the things you like. You at least know the basics of it, which is all that really needs to be talked about for the most part. I moved from Phoenix to Forks. Stupid move in my opinion, I obviously wasn't in my right mind when I did that. Then I get my truck from my dad who bought it off of the Blacks and then I go to my first day of school.
I, of course, am the only new person so everyone must stare at me or try to find out what makes me tick. I end up becoming 'friends' with several gossips. Jessica for one. We go to lunch and I see some people that change my life. Haven't decided yet whether they changed for the better or the worse. Anyway, back to my quick rehash of what that part of my life was like. After that I meet Edward Cullen in Biology. Boring class. Though I do like who they got to play the teacher in the movie. Sorry, I'm easily distracted. Where was I? Oh yes, Meeting Edward. Anyway, met him, found out what he was, got attacked by crazy drunks. Oh wait, switch the last two. Got attacked by crazy drunks then found out what he was. Um, we started dating, I got attacked by a crazy vampire that was out for my blood, literally. Was stuck in the hospital and then had to go to prom with a boot on my foot. That was annoying.
Now on to the beginning of the second book. It was true that I didn't want to have a party and that I was forced. It is also true that I got a paper cut and then was attacked by Jasper. But really, can you blame him? He feels the emotions of six other vampires as well as his own, because hunger is essentially an emotion. Then I go and cut myself in a room full of all seven vampires. What empath wouldn't attack when feeling that much hunger. It is true that I did go into a zombie state when Edward left me in the woods, but I got over it within the first two months. I was better before Thanksgiving!
I did start to like taking risks though. And I did become good friends with Jacob. He was my best friend and my brother and he knew that. He never wanted anything besides friendship. When he became a wolf, I figured it out a lot quicker in reality then I did in the book. In the book I was very stupid and slow and selfish. I'm not really that type of person. And I'm sassy! You know the character Penelope Garcia from the show Criminal Minds? I like to be like her. She is amazing and is my favorite character from that show. Although Dr. Reid is pretty cool too. Anyway, I figured out his furry problem quickly and the pack welcomed me into the fold. By this time, I was completely back to my old self. This was about three quarters of the way through my senior year, FYI. Then Alice decided to make her grand reappearance. You know that Edward called an Jacob made it sound like Charlie was at my funeral. Well he wasn't. You also know that Jacob tried to stop me from going to save him from the Volturi. The thing is though, I didn't go to help him because I was still in love with him, I went to save him because I loved his family and knew that it would tear them apart completely and they would never be the same again.
Now we get to the fun part. The Volturi. You see, now we are at the best part. Everything that happened in the book from this point on is completely and utterly wrong. Now see, I would love to tell you right now what happened next, but I am going to be mean and make you wait for it.
Until next time my pretties,
Isabella