Scooby-Doo
And
"The Rocket Aliens"
by Dr. Thinker
Note 1:Scooby-Doo is owned by AOL-Time Warner. All rights reserved.
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MYSTERY INC. DATA BASE
LAPTOP
FILE #A-1494
FILED BY VELMA DINKEY
Our last caper begans off with the Rock, Roll and Rocket, a music fest created
by Ledus "Space-Out" Guraya and "Weird" Al Yankonic for funding for
NASA. It's first guest band in it's first year, 1979, was going to
be "Josie and the Pussycat.", but some how they dissapear before day before
it was going on. Internet rumors clammed it's was an accidently lunch by
Alexanda, one of the managers of that band. The goverment claimed that's a lie and points
out that record come out just a month afterwords: "Space City". The gossips who
belive the rumors pointed out that it might be recorded early and Space City
according to more reviews had only one new hit, and the rest
were just re-recording old "Joise and the Pussycat" songs..
It turns the list seem to had not very many name on it for any day of the week.
We meet "Weird" Al near the snack bar. He quicky got his accordian out,
and told us in polka that aliens had been spotten. I written the lyric's for it.
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Hey! Mystery Inc!
We got a mystery for you.
Just a few days ago.
An few out-of-town
come to two
They weren't from Paris.
They weren't from Cario.
They weren't from Tokyo.
They didn't even belong
on the face of the Earth
They were white skin
Red eyes.
Look like female tigers
on very a bad hunting fay
Not founding anything
dead, human or animals
Come up, figure out
what's going down
either it's alien invanders
or a crime going down.
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Shaggy grunted. "I should I had know trouble on the loose again." "Weird" Al
told us that they been spotten almost everyway, spooking the bands, both famous
and local ones. "Weird" Al told us that he been setting up the day and keep the
peace against the two local gangster-a-rapers, Dr. Tugan and Frunkion.
They hadn't gotten long since Frunkion leased "Area 52", claiming Dr. Tugan
to alien.
Once again, we hunted down clues. But this time, they were not clues with in sight
of the past. We meet both Dr. Tugan and Frunkion, at different time. Both told us
that they is a masion that one belong to a big wig in the record industrical, the same
one that hocked by the "Joise and The Pussycat", the late great Thomas "Torando"
Spricket. They both told us that not to tell anythiung, escapply the other person that the tigeriod
aliens had been spotten their.
It wasn't to far, and the case was going to be cracked like a fresh egg hitting the sidewalk. In the garden,
we found a crashed rocket ship. Shaggy pointed out that U.S.A. flag stamped on it, but items in it were
quite alienish in Earthling terms. One of them were big disc with names of different planets on it, even Earth
was on it.
After this founding we spilted in pars. Since Shaggy and Scooby-Doo were still hurting from the Phantom
Virus caper, I splited up the team this way.
Team #1 - Fred, Daphne, and Scooby-Doo.
Team #2 - Shaggy and me.
Freddie's team took the top, while my team took the bottom floor. We did found the tiger aliens. Three aliens
very white skin, red eye and tiger-like skin. We also discover a small room that contain strange oiled cover-
drum set. We couldn't removed the oil to the name of the band. Freddie found a wallet with
change, and a message in a way he couldn't read: Bad curve writter. Not even Freddie found a driver's I.D in
the wallet.
Trying to avoid the ghost, and collect more clues, we hit a Spricket's office. The safe was open and some of the money
wasn't gone. But they was blue and yelow space suits next to a pair of strange cut tiger-suit compelete wth tials, and lying
near the chair were three hair-bands make up like a pair of tiger ears.
"I think I know who's the alien are." Fred states. "And they are friendly Earthlings. Scooby-Doo, get
that special tape that we gotten from a certain band a while back out of the mystery mechine."
"Rhat rape?" Scooby-Doo asked. "Re rad rompat risc now."
Freddie was upset with this. "Let's found those aliens."
Shaggy and Scooby-Doo had to be fed their weekly dose of Scooby-Snack fever before they would
help us out.
Founding the tiger aliens were random. The first alien was sleeping on the couch.We suprized her so
bad, that it looked she had brain damaged. The second alien was a bit harder, but she slipped up
on a few wax shit and she was out cold. The third one was hard, because a mystery stranger
was trying to slow until he saw "Freddie, stop your group!!!"
It was Alan, the stand hand for "Josie and Pussycat". Joise was the one were trying to get started. The second
was Velora, the brain of the gang. The one of the counch was ditzy Melody. Out of the color, come the managers,
the weird Alexanda and her cowardy brother, Alex. They been floating in space for some time, but one day
they come alienord music freaks who love anything tied to music from ancient chants to modern pop music.
When they discover the Joise and her friends, they discover they been lost in space for other few,
they decide on helping them out, by making sure they could return to the Earth. In fact, some how
the rocket crashed had affect Joise, Melody, and Veloriva. Lucky, the three Alex, Alan
and Alexanda were not effect. In turns out that music freaks told them that
effect of their planet's air will effect other alien from a non-hyusaraphica gas
planet. And since our air is oxygen, nitogyen, and a few unknown gasses,
they got effected. In turns, they are turned into what they think their own,
and in the Joise's case, it's a tiger. Alan remember that strange water from
the same planet's lake that music freak hated. After hosing them down,
they return to normal, despite being water.
We then explain, using fasle logical about mistaking "Joise and Pussycat"
for aliens. Lucky, I come with some pretty convising science words that
were so-far-out of Weird Al's head that we got lucky. Joise and Pussycat
did a song for us. Well, it was just that it's song we hear many time over.
"Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?" was that song.
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So what do you think?
.
And
"The Rocket Aliens"
by Dr. Thinker
Note 1:Scooby-Doo is owned by AOL-Time Warner. All rights reserved.
#########################################################
MYSTERY INC. DATA BASE
LAPTOP
FILE #A-1494
FILED BY VELMA DINKEY
Our last caper begans off with the Rock, Roll and Rocket, a music fest created
by Ledus "Space-Out" Guraya and "Weird" Al Yankonic for funding for
NASA. It's first guest band in it's first year, 1979, was going to
be "Josie and the Pussycat.", but some how they dissapear before day before
it was going on. Internet rumors clammed it's was an accidently lunch by
Alexanda, one of the managers of that band. The goverment claimed that's a lie and points
out that record come out just a month afterwords: "Space City". The gossips who
belive the rumors pointed out that it might be recorded early and Space City
according to more reviews had only one new hit, and the rest
were just re-recording old "Joise and the Pussycat" songs..
It turns the list seem to had not very many name on it for any day of the week.
We meet "Weird" Al near the snack bar. He quicky got his accordian out,
and told us in polka that aliens had been spotten. I written the lyric's for it.
########################################################
Hey! Mystery Inc!
We got a mystery for you.
Just a few days ago.
An few out-of-town
come to two
They weren't from Paris.
They weren't from Cario.
They weren't from Tokyo.
They didn't even belong
on the face of the Earth
They were white skin
Red eyes.
Look like female tigers
on very a bad hunting fay
Not founding anything
dead, human or animals
Come up, figure out
what's going down
either it's alien invanders
or a crime going down.
#########################################################
Shaggy grunted. "I should I had know trouble on the loose again." "Weird" Al
told us that they been spotten almost everyway, spooking the bands, both famous
and local ones. "Weird" Al told us that he been setting up the day and keep the
peace against the two local gangster-a-rapers, Dr. Tugan and Frunkion.
They hadn't gotten long since Frunkion leased "Area 52", claiming Dr. Tugan
to alien.
Once again, we hunted down clues. But this time, they were not clues with in sight
of the past. We meet both Dr. Tugan and Frunkion, at different time. Both told us
that they is a masion that one belong to a big wig in the record industrical, the same
one that hocked by the "Joise and The Pussycat", the late great Thomas "Torando"
Spricket. They both told us that not to tell anythiung, escapply the other person that the tigeriod
aliens had been spotten their.
It wasn't to far, and the case was going to be cracked like a fresh egg hitting the sidewalk. In the garden,
we found a crashed rocket ship. Shaggy pointed out that U.S.A. flag stamped on it, but items in it were
quite alienish in Earthling terms. One of them were big disc with names of different planets on it, even Earth
was on it.
After this founding we spilted in pars. Since Shaggy and Scooby-Doo were still hurting from the Phantom
Virus caper, I splited up the team this way.
Team #1 - Fred, Daphne, and Scooby-Doo.
Team #2 - Shaggy and me.
Freddie's team took the top, while my team took the bottom floor. We did found the tiger aliens. Three aliens
very white skin, red eye and tiger-like skin. We also discover a small room that contain strange oiled cover-
drum set. We couldn't removed the oil to the name of the band. Freddie found a wallet with
change, and a message in a way he couldn't read: Bad curve writter. Not even Freddie found a driver's I.D in
the wallet.
Trying to avoid the ghost, and collect more clues, we hit a Spricket's office. The safe was open and some of the money
wasn't gone. But they was blue and yelow space suits next to a pair of strange cut tiger-suit compelete wth tials, and lying
near the chair were three hair-bands make up like a pair of tiger ears.
"I think I know who's the alien are." Fred states. "And they are friendly Earthlings. Scooby-Doo, get
that special tape that we gotten from a certain band a while back out of the mystery mechine."
"Rhat rape?" Scooby-Doo asked. "Re rad rompat risc now."
Freddie was upset with this. "Let's found those aliens."
Shaggy and Scooby-Doo had to be fed their weekly dose of Scooby-Snack fever before they would
help us out.
Founding the tiger aliens were random. The first alien was sleeping on the couch.We suprized her so
bad, that it looked she had brain damaged. The second alien was a bit harder, but she slipped up
on a few wax shit and she was out cold. The third one was hard, because a mystery stranger
was trying to slow until he saw "Freddie, stop your group!!!"
It was Alan, the stand hand for "Josie and Pussycat". Joise was the one were trying to get started. The second
was Velora, the brain of the gang. The one of the counch was ditzy Melody. Out of the color, come the managers,
the weird Alexanda and her cowardy brother, Alex. They been floating in space for some time, but one day
they come alienord music freaks who love anything tied to music from ancient chants to modern pop music.
When they discover the Joise and her friends, they discover they been lost in space for other few,
they decide on helping them out, by making sure they could return to the Earth. In fact, some how
the rocket crashed had affect Joise, Melody, and Veloriva. Lucky, the three Alex, Alan
and Alexanda were not effect. In turns out that music freaks told them that
effect of their planet's air will effect other alien from a non-hyusaraphica gas
planet. And since our air is oxygen, nitogyen, and a few unknown gasses,
they got effected. In turns, they are turned into what they think their own,
and in the Joise's case, it's a tiger. Alan remember that strange water from
the same planet's lake that music freak hated. After hosing them down,
they return to normal, despite being water.
We then explain, using fasle logical about mistaking "Joise and Pussycat"
for aliens. Lucky, I come with some pretty convising science words that
were so-far-out of Weird Al's head that we got lucky. Joise and Pussycat
did a song for us. Well, it was just that it's song we hear many time over.
"Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?" was that song.
###############THE END##################################
So what do you think?
.