Disclaimer-I do not own twilight,any of the characters,miley cyrus and britney spears(tnk god)and skittles.
Edwards World~
Edward-who do u think is better?Miley Cyrus or Britney Spears?
Jasper-Oh Edward thats too easy!Miley Cyrus.
Edward-But Jasper,Britney Spears has better songs.
Jasper-How can you prefer the boring Britney Spears to HANNAH MONTANA!
Edward-But Britney Spears is more...SEXY!
Bella-Excuse me?
Jasper-ooooooooohhhhhhhhh your in trouble!
Edward-Sorry love,u r more sexier than Britney Spears.
Jasper-so bella,Miley Cyrus or Britney Spears?
Bella-oh thats easy,Miley Cyrus!
Jasper-Hahahahahaha i told you!Miley Cyrus is wayyyyy better than Britney Spears.
Edward-*attacks Jasper*
Jasper-*screams like a little girl*
Bella-uhhhhhh jasper,y do u scream like a little girl?
The world may never know!
Jacobs World~
*Jacob and Paul playing chess*
Paul-Was bella a good kisser?
Jacob-o_O y do u ask me that?
Paul-Well now that u like Renesmee and all,i realized that Bella is kinda hawt!
Jacob-o= dude she is MARRIED TO HER VAMPIRE HUSBAND!EDWARD!
Paul-yea i know *frowns*
Jacob-ooooook
Awkward Silence
Alices World~
*alice reading fashion magazine*
Emmett-What happens when a vampire eats food?
Alice-EMMETT WE HAVE BEEN OVER THIS 10 TIMES!
Emmett-i know but i ate a bag of skittles today!
Alice-you did what now?
Emmett-well i ate skittles.
Alice-Emmett!now you have to gag them back up!
Emmett-Awwwww man i dont want to do that!
Alice-too bad thats what you get for eating human food
Emmett-*walks up to the bathroom making gagging noises*
Alice-Gross!
Rosalies World~
Rosalie-*looks at herself in the mirror*hey alice lets go shopping!
Alice-really! y?
Rosalie-do u want the truth?
Alice-yea.
Rosalie-well i need a smaller mirror that can fit in my purse.
Alice-seriously? how selfish!
Rosalie-well i might need a mirror on the go so thats why i need to go shopping.
u have to put on everything i give to you!
Rosalie-oh fine!
Alice-YAY!
Sams World~
*Sam and Emily telling each other how cute they are*
Emily-you look cute.
Sam-NOOOOOO!you look cuter
Emily-Noooooooooo you look cutest!
*Sam and Emily make out on couch*
Quil-*walks into room*O_o.i think i might puke!
Sam-Shut up quil.
Quil-*pretends to puke*
Emily-Maybe we should move,then not tell anyone where we are moving to!
Sam-Sounds good to me.
*packs up stuff and moves to somewhere anonymous*
Quil-Where did you guys go?
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