The Lord of the Rings on Facebook
Author's Note: I got the idea to do this from another of my stories, Mary Poppins on Facebook. This will be slightly different than that one, but I hope it will still hold a good deal of humor.
Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings. That credit is due to the late J.R.R. Tolkien, and some aspects of these characters can be attributed to Peter Jackson.
ENTRY ONE: Frodo Baggins
INFO
Name: Frodo Baggins, son of Drogo Baggins
Titles: The Ring-Bearer
Race: Hobbit
Sex: Male
Age: 53
Birthday: September 22nd, TA 2968
Family: Bilbo Baggins (Uncle)
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins (Cousin)
Peregrin Took (Cousin)
Meriadoc Brandybuck (Cousin)
Relationship Status: Single
Looking For: Friendship
Birthplace: Buckland, The Shire
Affiliation: The Free Peoples of Middle Earth
Bio: I'm Frodo Baggins. I was the Ring-bearer and together with my best friend Sam, I brought the One Ring to Mount Doom in Mordor. I am inspired by the greatness of my Uncle Bilbo, the wisdom of my mentor Gandalf, and the kindness of my friend Aragorn.
Organizations/Clubs: The Fellowship of the Ring
Leisure: Reading Elven History Books, Walks in the Woods, Drinking with my friends, Discussion
Weapon of Choice: Sting (Sword)
Favorite Food: Mushrooms
Current Home: Bag End, Hobbiton, The Shire
Post by Sam Gamgee:
Mr. Frodo, Rosie and I need a bigger house for all of our children, so can I come live with you?
Post by Gollum:
We hates the Baggins! It stole our Precious!
Comment by Smeagol:
No, Precious, the Baggins saved everyone! We should be nice to the Baggins!
Post by Aragorn Elessar:
Frodo, Arwen and I miss you. Any chance you can come visit us in Minas Tirith sometime? Or if you're too busy, you can wait until we come to Annuminas in the North, right by you. It's been way too long, and I have to show you Eldarion.
RECENT ACTIVITY
Frodo Baggins is now friends with Elrond Halfelven, Galadriel, Lady of Lothlorien, and 35 other people.
"This is strange magic, Gandalf," Frodo complained to the wizard.
"You'll get used to it, dear Frodo," Gandalf chuckled, sipping some tea.
Suddenly, there was a rustling of leaves by the window.
"Samwise, I'm not getting up to pull you inside, so climb in the window and look afraid please?" Gandalf shouted.
Sam did as Gandalf told him and layed himself on the table.
"Alright, Mr. Gandalf, I heard something about a book of faces, strange magic, and you telling Frodo to write about you. What kind of journey do I have to go on this time?"
Frodo and Gandalf exchanged amused looks, as they had a few years ago when the Quest of the Ring began.
"You can come over here and make one of these accounts yourself," Frodo sniggered.
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