TROLLING THE LAND OF OZ
'Cuz sometimes it's fun to be a troll, you know?
CHAPTER ONE: MR. UNIVERSE
I think Ted's paying me back. It is quite lonely – I think he's sleeping opposite of me. When I'm asleep, he's probably awake, doing something else.
He might also be trolling my sleep cycle. Maybe that's why he won't wake up.
Now I'm left to entertain you guys. Why can't we just be staining the Yellow Brick Road red with blood already? I don't know who you are, why should I have to talk to you?
I guess I'll have to apologize to him when we get out of here… then we can synchronize our sleep cycles and be happy ignoring you guys.
I would much rather sleep for a year than talk to 'imaginary friends' for this year or whatever. You guys probably don't care about what I'm saying, anyway! You just want to watch our trolling!
I liked trolling that skeleton desert or whatever it was, but this one is going to be even better. I'm a bit surprised Oz exists – but, of course, I exist, so I'm not really surprised.
Off to Oz!
…
Well, this is taking a long time.
Wait! I know a way out of this! I'll troll the universe into thinking that we're NOT trolling the universe, and then we can just teleport there!
THE UNIVERSE
That's not going to work, idiot.
CORALINE
We're not trolling you, Mr. Universe!
THE UNIVERSE
I like that name! I'll keep it and the trophy! Go where you like.
CORALINE
YES! BOOYAH! LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH!
WOO!
(A/N): I like my stories with extra No Fourth Wall.
Could you guess?