Chapter 1
"I do." Link said holding Zelda's hands in his. This was it. He was finaly going to be with her forever.
"You may kiss the bride." The priest said. Zelda starred right into Link's blue eyes. She smirked, showing her beautiful white pearls. Link leaned in and closed his eyes. His heart pounded in his chest when his lips met hers. Everyone clapped. Link was excited, but with Zelda came responsibility. They were taking over the land of Hyrule. He was nervous about that, but he knew that if he had her with him that it would be easier than if he tried to do it alone.
Link pulled away from the kiss, suddenly feeling nervous. Zelda smiled at him, knowing why he all the sudden was acting weird. She leaned in again and put her hand on his cheek. "If you could put Ganondorf in his grave, then I'm sure you can run Hyrule." She winked. "I know you can. Besides I'm going to be there to help you." He kissed her again. "I love you honey." Zelda said softly. Link smiled and ran his fingers through her neatly brushed, silky, golden hair.
"I love you too."
"Thank you very much Ingo, for watching Epona while we are on our honeymoon. We appreciate it." Zelda said to the ranch hand of Lon Lon Ranch. Ingo grumbled a bit. Zelda giggled slightly to ease the tension but it just made it more awkward. Link squeezed her hand. "We should go now." She said nervously. Ingo looked at them with a scary look on his face. To Zelda he was creepy.
"Have a good honeymoon." They heard a girls voice coming up from behind them. The couple turned around to find Malon, who was jealous of Zelda because after all, she did have her "fairy boy" that she dreamed of. "And dont be naughty you two 'kay?" She winked and grabbed the rope of Epona's lead. Link blushed in embarrassment. Did she mean not to be naughty by not having sex? 'Sex,' link thought to himself. 'Zelda and I. We've only kissed tongue to tongue. We've never had sex. We've never played touchy feely. In fact I havent even seen her naked yet.' He imagined what it'd be like to have sex and sure he's pictured her naked before but would tonight be the night that it comes true? These thoughts made him feel aroused. He smirked. Zelda nudged him. 'Didnt take her long to see that dream filled smile.' Ingo thought. Malon pretended not to notice. She felt sad inside.
"We wont. Links going to be a good boy. Right Link?" Zelda said nudging him again. He didnt say anything, just stared off into space with that ridiculous smirk on his face. "EHEM," She cleared her throat. "Right? Link?" He suddenly snapped back into reality, his fantasy over.
"Uh-huh." He said plainly, not even sure about what was going on. "Yep." Zelda shot him a look. Link blushed. "Well, should we go then?"
"Like I said," Malon repeated, sounding irritated. "Have a good honeymoon." The couple said their thank yous and goodbyes then climbed up into the horse drawn carriage, Zelda going first and Link helping her. After he had gotten comfortable he grabbed her hand. She shot him another look.
"What?" He asked. She rolled her eyes.
"You know what." She said. He stared at her blankly. "Stop being a pervert." She snapped. The blonde boy looked at his new wife.
"I'm not." He defended.
"Yes you are. Just remember that Malon likes you. If I were her I wouldnt want to see you be a pervert to someone else." Link looked away and thought for a moment.
"Ok. I understand." He said softly. They rode in silence for a while until Link finaly said, "Hey zelda?" He turned his head to find that she had fallen asleep. He smiled and leaned her closer to him, so her head was on his shoulder.