Author's Note: This is a small April Fool's day oneshot that was also written in honor of AmyChristine08. Read her stories if you are looking for good Camp Rock and Sonny With a Chance fics, they're excellent. I was struck by inspiration for this small, funny oneshot from her stories, so I decided I'd dedicate it to her. :)

By the way, this is written as if Chad is doing all of these things.

Anyway, enjoy the oneshot!

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Things To Do To Sonny Monroe On April Fool's Day

To start off the lovely morning of April 1st, begin with replacing the pictures in her dressing room with signed pictures of yourself, saying corny things like, 'To my #1 fan' or 'For my little Random' with doodles of hearts and smiley faces all over them.

Act innocent when she walks in and screams because of what you've done, and when she asks if you did it, frantically say, "It was Zora's gnome!" and run away.

Put toothpaste inside of her shoes and watch as she steps in them.

Switch out her shampoo with purple dye.

Follow her around all day, chuckling and calling her 'Barney' or 'Eggplant' at every chance you get.

Swap her wardrobe for a bunch of hippie clothes you find in the costumes department.

Accuse her of being a peace-loving bunny hugger when you see her in her new attire for the day.

Have the Mackenzie Falls theme song randomly play over a PA system during her So Random rehearsals.

Tell her she smells like turkey.

Corner her and ask constantly in a dreamy, far off voice, "Remember when you said I had sparkly eyes?"

Look at her hair and say, "Well, I'd tell you that you have nice hair again, but… it's purple, if you hadn't noticed."

When she smartly replies that she had noticed her purple hair, simply say, "Ooh, someone's touchy," then pat her back, putting a paper sign on her back that says, 'I watch Mackenzie Falls!'

Put hot sauce in her ketchup bottle and watch her reaction as she puts it on her French fires and takes a bite.

Replace her water with just dry iced cubes, so she can't drink any water to cool the fiery sensation in her mouth.

Take a picture of her running around the cafeteria like a madwoman, searching for a cup of water.

When she catches you laughing and asks if you did it, blame Zora's gnome again.

Constantly blame Zora's gnome for things, even things you didn't do.

Then tell her that it's Gnome Season and the Gnome Catchers should be here any day now, so there no need to worry.

Carry a boom box with you and continuously challenge her to a dance off.

As soon as she turns around to ignore you and walk into her dressing room, rip off the sign you put on her back and declare, "Ah-hah! So you do watch my show! You can't deny it, purple head!"

Run away before she can contradict the accusation, yelling, "Sonny watches Mackenzie Falls!"

Turn the prop house into your own personal game room, and don't let any of the Randoms in.

Tell Sonny that Nico and Grady were replaced by Nick Jonas and Jackson Colt.

When she reacts expectantly, beginning to blabber about Nick's dark locks and Jackson's eyes that sparkle like a thousand rubies, give her some bad news, saying that they turned down the offer, so Nico and Grady got to stay on the show.

Jump out from behind a plant as she walks along and attack her with Silly String.

Then offer to help her and attack her with water balloons, drenching her from head to toe.

Make a cheesy joke afterwards, saying, "Wow, Sonny, you don't look all that sunny to me," then laugh hysterically and run away.

Leave her random text messages, saying, 'I see you….'

Replace all of the props on the So Random set with rubber chickens.

As all the cast members are looking around, confused and not knowing what to do, jump up from behind where you were watching and laugh as hard as you can, then run around the set screaming, "Hickory Hickory Dock, the mouse ran up the clock! There are chickens on the Random set, and I am not even done yet!"

When she grabs two rubber chickens and stares at you with cold and harsh eyes, looking like she could kill you, pretend to cower and say, "Oh, Sonny's got a rubber chicken! What are you going to do, hit me with it?"

Tremble in fear when she says yes, and attempt to run away.

Tell her that you love her when she tries to beat you with the rubber chicken.

When she suddenly stops moving, kiss her for a good ten seconds.

Then steal the rubber chicken from her and run away, flailing them over your head and screaming at the top of your lungs, "Sonny Monroe kissed me! She kissed me! Happy April Fool's Day!"