I was told to write a Star Wars fanfic by my sis, Opium Poppy (damn advertising crap), with the prompt Yoda, Obi Wan, Brick-a-brack and "Welcome to the darkside." "Um...I'm not on the darkside yet" "Yeah just shuffle over a bit and grab a cloak".

Disclaimer: If I owned Star Wars it would be a diaster like the fic below which is filled with non funny joke, crack and God knows what else.

"Be with you the force is"

"May the force be with you, Yoda"

"Safe may your journey be."

Obi took a couple of moments to translate the gibberish... um he meant... no it was just gibberish that the Jedi master spoke.

Be your journey safe may...no

Safe be your may journey...well it was May but no

How about, your journey may be safe. Well that was foreboding.

Eventually Obi gave up and simply said. "Um...thanks."

Then he walked onto his ship not noticing till he turned round to close the door that Yoda was following him.

"Master Yoda, why are you following me?"

"Accompany you shall I journey your on."

WHAT? Obi Wan panicked I have no idea what he just said.

"Um...Okay then."

"Glad you accepted me I am, now there need no to force use."

WTF! Thought Obi Just pretend you know what he's saying.

"Yes, Master Yoda "

So closing the door behind him Obi saw that Yoda was now in his pilot's chair, but decided not to mention it because he had enough of a headache today.

Yoda smirked Ha got the dumbass confused.

"Little boy play good in corner a the why you don't with Brick-A-Brack like."

Translation: Why don't you play in the corner like a good little boy with Brick-A-Brack.

Obi gasped, he hadn't understood a word the little green man had said apart from Brick-A-Brack but does that mean Yoda knows about his secret collection!

He sat lost in his thoughts for a while (He got lost because of the lack of use) before realizing he and Yoda had already landed Yoda had ditched and defeated all the enemies. Obi followed the trail of dead battle droids to find the Jedi Master only to see that he had been knocked out.

He smiled, it served the goblin right.

A voice came from the dark side of the room (A/N: lolz Darkside).

"I saw that smile, you like the fact the confusing little hobgoblin's been knocked out." Said Darth Vader

"No, you're wrong!"

"Don't deny it, embrace it."

"Well... I enjoyed it a little."

"A little?"

"A lot!"

"Good! How does it feel to be in control?"

"It feels great *Insert evil laugh* I like it!"

"Welcome to the darkside."

"Um...I'm not on the darkside yet."

"Yeah, just shuffle over a bit and grab a cloak".

After Obi Wan was out of the natural light of the sun and under the shadow of the random parasol he knew he would never turn back.

5 hours later

"You know Darth, I'm a bit bored of randomly laughing *insert evil laugh here* and doing nothing all day don't you evil dudes do anything fun."

"Um.... we've got a yoga lesson scheduled for Friday."

".... Cool!"

Tell me if you liked, hated it or wanted to marry it because if you do you can't, this fic is always gonna be single.

Fic: Noooooo! I want some lovin'

PP: Never Gonna Happen

Fic: Review and make me happy

PP: No! Don't review and make it sad....wait what am I sayin' ?

OP: Aww, poor fic, I'll give you some LURVE tonight XD

PP: *insert creeped out laugh* Um....Review so I don't have to see that.