D: I have bad news and good news. Bad news first.
Bad News: I'm probably quitting my other Avatar stories cause I got lazy and I wasn't devoted enough to continue them. (SORRY! _) I'm also sorry for not updating or mentioning this earlier D: (I was kinda busy)
But anyways, let's get to the good news and leave the bad news behind! :3
Good News: I'm working on a new fic. (Which I hopefully won't be quitting on too) It's a parody of Avatar: The Last Airbender (The whole series) All the way from the first episode to the last one! (If I can actually do all of that) Using the script of A:TLA from .
...So I hope you enjoy this one~ And comment, if you can! (I wanna see what you think of this one)
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER
Caution: Has some Katara Bashing and Zuko Bashing
OK, ENJOY!~ :3
Let's start all the way from the opening, because it just makes these kinds of parodies seem epic.
OKAAAAAAAAAAYYY, THEN…
WAHTUR, EUURTH, FIYURR, AYURR A-A-YURR…
My grandmother or Kana, or whatever she's called, used to tell me bedtime stories about the olden times, a time of peace and tranquility and love and intimate times and…yeah, peace. THE Avuhtar kept balance between the Wahtur tribes, the Eurth Keengdom, and the Ayurr A-A-Yurr Nohmads. But everything just suddenly, miraculously changed when the Fiyurr nation screwed us all.
Only the Avuhtar mastered all three, I mean, four elements. Only he could stop the crazy ass Fiyurbenders. But when the world needed him most, he CONVIENIENTLY vanished. I mean why the hell he would vanish at a time when he was NEEDED THE MOST. Like, what the heck?
Script Producer: CUT.
Narrator Katara: WHAT? I'm trying to speak my mind!
Script Producer: STICK TO THE SCRIPT, YOU LOON.
Narrator Katara: FINE, whatever, this script is so cliché though.
One trillion years have passed and the Fiyurr Nation is nearing victory in the war. Two years ago, my son of a bitch father who just happened to leave me and my BROTHER alone with our annoying grandmother (Sokka became very depressed and emo when our father left) journied to the Eurth Keengdom to help fight against the Fiyurr Nation.
Some people (Every person in existence) still believe that the Avuhtar was never ever, ever, ever, ever-
Script Producer: OKAY, WE GET IT.
Anyways, EVER reborn into the Ayur A-A-yur Nomads and that the circle of life is broken, but I haven't lost hope because, me being Katara, never ever looses hope. I'm the definition of hope. Since I never ever loose hope, I still believe that somehow the Avuhtar will return to save the world…
Narrator Katara: Narrator Katara is out, PEACE!
Act I
Sokka and Katara were on a boat, well... fishing for…well, fish.
"It's not getting away from me this time. Watch and learn, Katara. This is how men catch fish. Because I'm so sexist." Sokka said.
Katara leaned over the edge of the canoe and wahhturbended a globe of water from the…water.
"Sokka! Look!" Katara said.
" SHH…can't you see I'm trying to concentrate. A man needs his concentration! Mmmm... I can already smell it cookin'!" Sokka sexistly said. (Sexistly isn't even a word, but who the hell cares, this is just a parody.)
"But, Sokka! Can't you see I'm trying to distract you?" Katara whined.
Sokka cocked his arm back and burst the bubble of water Katara was wahturrbending.
"Hey!" Katara cried.
Sokka, who was being a stupidhead, kept crashing the canoe into several iceburgs.
"Watch out! Go left! Go left!" Katara shouted.
The canoe crushed onto a bigger iceburg, sending the twins-brother and sister onto a huger iceburg.
"You call that a left?" Katara said.
"I don't know the difference between left and right. Nobody ever taught me that." Sokka stupidly replied, like an idiot, because he's just so stupid!
"SO IT'S MY FAULT?" Katara screamed at the top of her lungs, her female menstrual…moodswings getting the better of her.
"I should of told Gran-Gran to subscribe you onto birth control meds…" Sokka sighed.
Katara dramatically pointed to Sokka, like the evil closet monkey from Family Guy.
"YOU ARE THE MOST SEXIST, IMMATURE, NUT BRAINED-I'M EFFING EMARRASED TO BE RELATED TO YOU! EVER SINCE MOM DIED I'VE BEEN DOING ALL THE FRIGGEN WORK AROUND THE GOD DAMN CAMP WHILE YOU'VE BEEN OFF PLAYING WITH YOURSELF!" Katara screamed.
"Uh…Katara, the iceburg behind you is dramatically cracking…" Sokka said.
"I EVEN WASH YOUR DIRT SOILED CLOTHES! HAVE YOU EVER SMELLED YOUR DIRTY UNDERWEAR? I MEAN WHAT DO YOU PUT IN THOSE THINGS? BLAH! BLAH! BLAHBLABLABLAHHH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH! ….BLAH!" Katara screamed.
And then sokka was like, "KATARA, CALM THE FUCK DOWN!"
"NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! WE WOMEN TEND TO NAG YOU GUYS UNTILL YOU GET THINGS STRAIGHT! !" Katara screamed, her face resembling a ripe tomato.
After 20 minutes of screaming, the iceburg finally split into two.
"You've gone from freakish to mentally unstable, Katara." Sokka said.
Katara scowled at his older brother.
The iceburg became blue, then all of a sudden there was a blue figure inside of the iceburg. LE GASP…WHAT SHALL WE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
"He's alive! We have to help!" Katara said, grabbing Sokka's hockey…spear…thing.
"For GOD'S sake, Katara! It's a blue figure, how is it alive?" Sokka, the voice of reason, said.
"BECAUSE I HAVE HOPE THAT IT'S ACTUALLY A PERSON WHOSE STILL ALIVE! That's why!" Katara yelled, still on PMS mode.
"Katara! Get back here!" Sokka said.
"WHY?" Katara screamed, "I HAVE HOPE!"
"BECAUSE I'M YOUR OVERPROTECTIVE BROTHER AND I NEED YOU TO GET BACK HERE, NOW!" Sokka screamed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Katara yelled, for absolutely no reason while she was hitting the iceberg with sokka's spear because a spear as small as that would break an iceberg as big as a mountain.
Miraculously the iceburg broke, sending a wave of light into the sky.
And then…there was a Fiyurr nation ship. On the ship was a bald headed man with a ponytail which made him look like ancient egyptain royalty. He had a scar on his right eye…I mean left eye on his side…or my side? Whatever, who cares…onto the story.
"FINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLY!" Zuko screamed, then turned to his fat, balding uncle, who he called uncle, "UNCLE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS?"
Uncle slowly drank a cup of tea while playing solitaire…with blocks…or dominoes.
"That you're an emo crybaby, who has daily angst and throws a tantrum whenever he can't have his way?" Uncle said.
"HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?" Zuko screamed, "IT MEANS MY SEARCH! IT'S COMINGGGGGGGGGGGG TO AN ENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!"
Iroh did an elongated groan.
"THAT LIGHT CAME FROM AN INCREDIBLY POWERFUL SOURCE, WHICH JUST HAPPENS TO BE THE AHHVUTAR!" Zuko screamed.
"My god, nephew, you are so STUPID! It's the godamn friggen celestial lights! We've been down this road 541 times! NOW SHUT UP AND ENJOY THIS TEA!" Iroh said.
And then Zuko, who was also on his weekly period, screamed in anger, " I DON'T NEED ANY CALMING TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I NEED TO CAPTUREEE THE AHVUTARRRr!1!1!11! HELMSMAN, HEAD A COURSE FOR THE LIGHT !"
ONTO SOKKA AND KATARA…
A boy came from the iceburg, he was epicly glowing with his epic tattoos that looked epicly epic. All to sum it up in one word, EPIC.
"STOP!" Sokka yelled, in a stupid voice, thinking the glowing boy could understand what the fudge he was saying.
The boy stopped glowing and fell down onto the ground. Sokka, whose finally lost it, kept poking the bald headed boy with his weapon.
"Stop it!" Katara screamed.
Katara turned the boy over before the boy woke up.
"I need to ask you something…" The boy groaned.
"What?" Katara said.
"Please…come closer." The boy whispered.
Katara came closer. As she went closer and closer to the boy, he reached up and gave Katara a wet slobbery kiss.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEK!" Katara screamed, causing Sokka to cover his ears, "EW.E EWEJKSJDASHDVASFHG!"
"WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO MY SISTER?" Sokka screamed at the top of his lungs, to the boy. (He's overprotective like that!)
"I'm not sure…" The boy said.
"HOW'D YOU GET IN THE ICE?" Sokka screamed, "And why aren't you frozen?"
"I thaw out fast." Uung said.
All of a sudden a giant ass bison came out of the iceburg.
"APPA!" Uung shouted.
"What the fuck is that thing?" Sokka said.
"This is Appa, my flying bison." Uung said.
"Right. This is Katara, my menstruating sister." Sokka said.
"I'M NOT MENSTRUATING, YOU SEXIST JERK!" Katara menstrually screamed. (Menstrually isn't a word either.)
Appa all of a sudden sneezed snot all over Sokka causing the watertribe male to jerk and spaz in weird movements. Cause cartoons just do that…
"JSDFHDHASJKDHSUSYGASHDJH!" Sokka cried, rolling around in the ice and snow.
"Don't worry. It washes out easy. Just use chlorine bleach and soapy detergent and throw all your clothes in the washer and put it on high." Uung explained.
"Ugh!" Sokka scoffed.
"So do you freaks –I mean guys live around here?" Uung said.
"DON'T ANSWER THAT KATARA, BECAUSE BEING AN OVERPROTECTIVE BROTHER IS MY JOB." Sokka yelled, "He's trying to signal the fire nation!"
"I'm Katara and the paranoid brat over there is Sokka, you never told us your name." Katara said.
"I'm UHHHHHHHHHHHHH-UHUHUHH-UHHH-UHHH UHHHH" Uung did the mother of all motherfucking sneezes and zoomed off the ground, far into the air, he landed right in front of Katara.
"I'm Uung." Uung said, while rubbing his nose stupidly.
"You just sneezed…and flew ten feet in the air!" Sokka Legasped.
"Really? It felt higher that that." Uung said.
"YOU'RE AN AYUR A-A-YUR BENDER!" Katara gasped.
"Sure am!" Uung grinned, looking all goofy-like.
And then Uung was like, "Well if you guys are stuck Appa and I can give you a lift."
Uung Ayur A-A-yur bended himself onto Appa.
"We'd love a ride thanks, cause I totally trust a stranger I just met!" Katara said.
"HELL NAWWWWWWWWWW!" Sokka screamed.
"Are you hoping some other monster will come fly us home?"
And then sokka was like, "Fine."
The three of them were on top of Appa.
Uung was like, "Okay, first time riders, hold on tight! Cause this is gonna be a tough ride! Yeehaw! Did you know that appa flys a total of 80 miles per hour! Isn't that cool because most sky bisons fly slower than that! Then again Appa is the coolest of all sky bisons, aren't you Appa? YES YOU ARE! YES YOU AREEE-"
"WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND DRIVE US HOME?" Sokka screamed, growing impatient.
"Yes, mam-I mean, sir." Uung sheepishly nodded.
Uung shaked the reigns of appa's saddle. The giant ass sky did a pathetic jump in the air and landed onto the water sending a huge splash, because he just weighs so much.
"Come on, Appa, SQUADELLAH**!" Uung cried, shaking the reigns.
"Wow. That was truly amazing. Oh by the way, this is my sarcastic voice." Sokka said.
"Appa's just a little tired, after some rest, he'll be flying in the sky, you'll see." Uung said, making a flying in the sky motion with his hand.
His eyes finally rested on Katara, staring at the water tribe girl, while smiling like a perverted pervert.
"Why are you smiling at me like that?" Katara said, looking awfully frightened.
"It's my rape face, let's get it on, baby." Uung grinned.
"UGHHHH!" Sokka groaned, "You disgust me, Uung!"
Shortish chapter, but the next one will be longer. I just wanted to see how this would turn out. D R&R
**SQUADELLAH Reference from youtube poops, if you watch YTP's then you'll get this one
Oh and if you're a fan of YTP's, I just made an avatar youtube poop for the LULz: .com/watch?v=PaljZ8Rm7Og