Hey ! XD I just wrote this now because i was bored :P and I hope you guys like it :)

This story is AU because it wouldn't make sense if it wasn't

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY JUST THE PLOT AND I DO NOT OWN PATRICK STAR TOO OR EINSTEIN.

Read on :)

Monday

Macey hated Mondays. Mondays were when her brother decided to talk to his friends about football, basketball, hockey, track & field etc. Any other sports that you can think of they managed to talk about it. Once again, Macey had to screech from the kitchen to the living room "Shut up Zach!" and stomp up the stairs ignoring her brother's infamous smirk he sent her as she made her way up "Love you too Mace" he answered. When she entered her room she heard Zach jokingly insulted his friend over the phone. Boys Macey explained to herself as she rolled her eyes and opened her Vogue magazine and went over her Advanced Chemistry notes.

Thursday

Macey hurled a basketball at Zach when he wasn't paying attention to her at all. "What was that for?" Zach demanded

"That was for not listening to my polite way of asking you to be quiet! Zach, why don't you stop being on the phone for once? "Macey walked back inside to the living room to watch the T.V. Zach shortly came back in with a smile on his face and he wasn't laughing or shouting over the phone. Weird Macey thought looking back from the T.V and her brother over and over again until she was sure that her brother had not been abducted by aliens. She had to know what mystical creature had made her brother stop acting like an arrogant king.

Saturday

When Macey left to go to the mall, she saw her brother standing in the middle of his bedroom the phone to his ears as he quietly listened to whoever was on the other line. Macy coughed to make her presence known and as he turned around, Macey once again saw the stupid smile on his face.

"Hey Mace, what do you want?" Zach said politely. Zach and polite never went into the same sentence. Ever! Especially if the sentence was directed to Macey. From then on she knew she had some exploring to do.

Coming back from the long shopping trip, Macey dumped her bag into her bedroom and walked downstairs only to hear voices.

"Grant, dude, that's disgusting!" she heard her brother's voice through the living room door.

"Shut up Zach, I'm hungry!" Grant replied

"Grant you didn't have to shove the whole thing in your mouth you know." An informative voice said.

"Listen to Jonas Grant, we wouldn't want to do that manoeuvre on you if you choke again" Zach said irritated. After a few minutes of bickering in the other room, Macey had managed to make herself a decent meal. She was rather proud of herself as when Grant was usually over; their fridge and cupboards would normally be empty by now because the boy had a big appetite. However, for some reason, Macey could not piece together how he managed to stay so fit after eating a load of rubbish. He had a six pack for crying out loud! After the first bite, the phone rang.

Standing up she slowly made her way into the hall, where the phone flashed blue uncontrollably. Sighing, she put her sandwich down and reached for the phone.

BANG!

The door living door, now broken off its hinges, slammed open to reveal Zach his brown hair messed up and shirt torn. Behind him Macey could see Grant on the floor unconscious, Jonas trying his hardest to wake his friend up and a broken vase. Reaching out to grab the still ringing phone, Zach grabbed it and said "Hello?" after a faint reply over the other line Zach smiled and Macey couldn't help but wonder who the person was.

There weren't very many chances that it was mum or dad. They had both gone out to do an appeal to get more votes. No chance that it would be his other friends, the only people he usually called was Einstein and Patrick (Jonas and Grant).

He looked at his brothers form, sat on the ground, she watched his eyes shine after he had said something over the phone, the way his lips curled into a smile when he heard faint laughter on the phone (definitely not mum or dad). Lastly, Macey noticed was his laugh, it wasn't a mocking one or a stupid one, and it was genuine. Like he was laughing with the person on the other line; maybe he was.

While in her bedroom Macey pondered over the factors and suspects of who her brother could be talking to. Suddenly a wave of realisation hit her like a professional boxer. With mixed feelings from angry to happy, Macey squealed and danced around her room, gleeful to have finally figured out why her brother had been acting so weird, but frustrated at the same time because she figured out so late. Smiling, Macey slipped downstairs to check on the boys to make sure that there was nothing broken.

Sunday

The day was lovely with the autumn colours of green, yellow, orange and red. There was a slight breeze but the blazing sun made sure that it was not going to be cold anytime soon. Grinning from ear to ear Macey gazed at her brother before skipping over to him. She saw that stupid smile once again and realised how he was sitting in a cool position. She knew he was to talking to her.

Not knowing how to approach the subject any other way, Macey asked out "Who you on the phone with?"

"Just one of my friends" Zach answered a bit suspiciously. Macey had never asked who he was on the phone with.

"Don't lie to me"

"Why would I lie?" Zach questioned her smartly trying to avoid the subject. Sadly, luck was not on his side

"Is it a girl?" Macey's suspicions were correct when a blush tinted Zach's cheeks as he glared at Macey and snapped

"No, it's one of my friends!"

"You liar. I know it's her." Macey stated smugly "Whenever you're on the phone with one of your friends, you make fun of him, he makes fun of you, and then you both laugh. When you're on the phone with her, you just sit there trying to be cool with a stupid smile on your face."

Zach stormed back in the house glaring at Macey until he reached the backdoor where he finally accepted defeat and shouted over his shoulder "You're right Mace, It's a girl" he turned his head to look at her and suddenly his infamous smirk appeared "Too bad you don't know who the lucky girl is"

It was then Macey's turn to glare at the retreating boy. She couldn't believe she forgot to figure out who the girl was. Realisation hit her once again and this time, it didn't feel very nice. Macey strutted back inside to finish her investigatory work to find out who her brother likes. "What girl would like Zach anyway?" She grumbled to herself. She shut herself in her bedroom never to be seen again, not until she figures out who the mystery girl is anyway.

Please review! And if i made any mistakes please correct me because it helps with my schoolwork :) And I was wondering If I SHOULD turn it into a two-shot, about Macey finding out who the mystery girl is :) REVIEW! xD