The Lusty Manservant

by Mange Des Muffins

I'd like to give props and credit to skyrim. One of the many books in skyrim called 'The Lusty Argonian' is what gave me the idea for this fic so yeah credit goes to skyrim.

1. Chapter 1

-Merlin Emrys-
"Certainly not, kind prince! I am here but to clean your chambers."

-Arthur Pendragon-
"Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?"

-Merlin Emrys-
"I have no idea what it is you imply, highness. I am but a poor manservant."

-Arthur Pendragon-
"So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely bodice."

-Merlin Emrys-
"You embarrass me, prince!"

-Arthur Pendragon-
"Fear not. You are safe here with me."

-Merlin Emrys-
"I must finish my cleaning, sir. The king will have my head if I do not."

-Arthur Pendragon-
"Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear."

-Merlin Emrys-
"But it is huge! It could take me all night!"

-Arthur Pendragon-
"Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time."