In his drunken stupor Gibert didn't see the car.
He also didn't see the street… or the icy sidewalk ... or the Austrian that slammed into him.
"You idiot! Your frivolous antics nearly killed you!"
The entire world spun and Gilbert barely registered the sharp burst of pain racing up his side. All he saw were purple eyes, a purple overcoat, and a weird purple checkered scarf cravat thingy.
"Wow, that's a lot of purple."
"What the-"
The purple man sputtered and Gilbert started laughing, "You're even turning purple! Or is that red? Or pink? Hey, purpley, what's another color?"
"You ridiculous, little-"
"GREEN! Hey, I'm wearing blue though, not green… does that make me a smurf?"
"Yeah, and that makes me Twilight Sparkle", the Austrian grumbled, standing up.
"Awesome, Twisparkley! Hey, know what's also awesome? ME!"
Gilbert grinned from his spot on the ground. He looked around him and then back up at the (for a reason he could not comprehend) really, really tall man in front of him.
"Hey, Mr. Purple, why are you so tall?"
"First off, my name is Roderich. Second, you're an imbecile. And third, you're on the ground."
"Well, four, my name is Gilbert. Five, I'm awesome. Six, Ludwig is going to kill me. Seven, I think I pissed myself. Eight, my favorite color is prussian blue. Nine, I think the French bastard stole my wallet. Ten…."
Roderich's eyes widened as the list lengthened, and mumbling to himself, started to help Gilbert up, "Can't believe it… Stupid waste of time… Helping commoners… Going to have to take the idiot home… should have just let him get hit… and I don't wear that much purple…"
Gilbert smiled at the Austrian, "Hey, Man in the Purple Scarf, do you think I'm awesome? 'Cause Elizaveta didn't think so, and then she hit me with her frying pan… Hey! That's like from that disney movie! But Elizaveta doesn't have a lizard. But I have an awesome canary. So am I Rapunzel?"
Roderich rubbed his face in exasperation, "You dolt…"
Gilbert yawned before smiling sleepily at the purple man, "I love you too, Rod…"
Heya! Yeah, I've been MIA… Just kinda been out of ideas, ya know?
Anyways, not sure if this is a one shot or not, but I like it. So yeah...