WHAT A STRANGE STORY THIS IS!

ERICA(IM BOLD COS IM AWESOME!) SASHA

Lachie is bored. I punched him in the face. Then he hit the floor and shattered his front teeth. Sasha laughed and said "you deserve it for throwing eggs at the blue wrens" then he got up and stole Sasha's manga. "NYAHAHAHA I've got your manga!" he ran down the pool with Sasha hot at his heels. He jumped in the pool clutching the manga to his chest. Sasha followed suit and retrieved the soggy books. "WHY DID YOU RUIN MY BOOKS YOU HORRID BOY!" Sasha screamed in his ear. I was sitting upstairs looking out the window writing this down. I was writing this story. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUNN.

Suddenly, Sasha snatched the computer from E-bozu

"You're making that up! I was sitting next to you reading manga the whole time! WHY DOESNT THIS COMPUTER KNOW WHAT MANGA IS? THE KEYS ARE TOO BIGGGGG!" She scream-typed before giving the computer back to E-bozu.

"Okay, first STOP SCREAM TYPING!AND SECOND MY NAME IS NOT E-BOZU IT IS ERICA-DONO TO YOU BYOTCH. AND THIRD, THAT STORY HAPPENED... (in my head) O HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

Nya.

Then Sasha dropped dead on the floor. "Oh crap" said Erica-dono and threw her body down the hill.

And that's the end of that.

Or so she thought...

"MWAHAHAHAHAHA" a horrible yet beautiful laugh flowed up the stairs

"Yes, tis I, back from the grave! And I brought someone else with me from another dimension... His name is... TSUKIYOUMI IKUTO-SAMA!"

"Yo. I didn't really wanna come but... y'know. Ya can't stop Sasha-dono."

"*o* he called me dono! In all his sexiness!"

Suddenly, 1 million FBI agents burst through the door. They were armed with tonnes of guns and a tank burst through the side wall too.

"Oh no. Don't worry everyone" Ikuto said shielding Erica and pushing Sasha towards the FBI "SHE'S THE ONE YOU WANT!" Erica gave Ikuto a Desert Eagle "Have you ever used one of these" She asked. "Have you ever used one of THESSSSSSSSSSSSEEE?" Ikuto said, holding up a dubie. "SORRY SASHA, IKUTO A POT HEAD!"

Sasha's eyes teared up, but she put on a brave face.

"It's ok. Really. I like my guys dead anyway. C'mere Takuto."
Takuto appeared from behind a tree. Yes. A tree. Inside someone's house. DON'T JUDGE ME!

"Hiya kitty" he said as he kissed Sasha.

"WHOOOOAAOAOOOOOO! YEAH BAYBAY! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE VOICED BY A CROSSDRESSER IN THE ANIIME YOU IS SEXXY TAKUTO-NEKO-KUN!"

Ikuto left Erica and kneeled at Sasha's feet

"I lied, it was you. It's always been you!"

Erica died of sadness and Sasha laughed.

Sasha then had a very long make out session with Takuto, Ikuto, Kyo, Ryou and Kukai.

Erica was never seen again.

EVER!

Until she came back from smoking outside and took the computer.

(lol so true Sasha, its really smoking outside so we were singing smoke on the water, beds are burning and fever LOL RANDOM)

Erica emerged from the smoke. The guys were staring at her. "Sasha, we have been friends ever since i was born. Thank you. But this short 12 years is coming to an end. For I am not who you think i am. I am really EVALANGLINE THE VAMPIRE FROM MAHORA ACADAMY! I cannot keep living this lie. I drained the blood of Negi long ago and have been killed various people, my favourite being Edward Cullen from Twilight. I showed him how a real vampire should act MWAHAHAHAHA!" Ikuto was staring at her humongous boobies. "100% real boys." She said. They all crowed her and watched her bounce up and down. "Hehehe" she said. She grabbed the nearest guy, Ryo and drained his blood. Her boobies grew a little bit, and she drop Ryo corpse to the floor. "SURRENDER SASHA FOR I AM THE MOST POWERFUL MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Just then, the storeroom cupboards doors opened. Everybody gasped.