Wizard Rap
By: DMGirl4Ever and Zexal Girl
In a battle for ultimate wizardry, Dark Magician and Merle Ambrose decide to settle it in one epic way; a rap battle. This is Wizard Rap.
Zexal Girl: First co-authored one-shot.
DM Girl: Hope this turns out good.
Yuma T.: Zexal Girl doesn't own Wizard 101, but is an avid player.
Mahado: DM Girl doesn't own the rights to Yu-Gi-Oh!
Jaden Y.: Neither own the rights to "Blah Blah Blah" by Ke$ha
Dark M.: Please enjoy!
Merle Ambrose Rap
Dark Magician Rap
"Where am I?" Dark Magician said, wondering why he is surrounded by a bunch of online games, wondering why a Yu-Gi-Oh! character is in their video game.
"Welcome to the Spiral." Merle Ambrose said to Dark, directing him to the head wizard's office. "I hope you don't mind that I took you out of your card game and brought you here."
"Why did you do that? My master could need me in a duel right at this very moment." Dark was furious for Ambrose bringing him here.
"Well I heard you were a pretty good magician, so I wanted to see which one of us was the better magician." Ambrose said.
"So how do you want to settle this?" Dark said with his staff ready.
"We need to make this entertaining for the players, so let's settle this in a new way; a rap battle." Ambrose said turning to face Dark.
"I'll star us off." Dark said, pointing his staff at Ambrose.
Coming from your wand those lame, lame spells Spell's are casting Stop talking like
Shut your spell book
And realize that I'm the best of the best
I don't really care who you are
Just turn around and run back home man
Don't be a like a Kuriboh with your lame name
Just go back home and be lame
Listen Ambrose
I'm meant to duel
With Yami
So let me go
Just shut up
I've heard enough
Blah blah blah
Think you can spellcast
Nah nah nah
Not in any
Wor-wor-world
If you keep talking like
Blah blah blah blah blah
"Top that you thousand year old man." Dark said.
"I'm only 32!" Ambrose yelled.
"My point." Dark said and was smirking.
"Let me get a say in this." Ambrose said.
Boy come take that gear off My game's up
Go put your wand in a trash box
I am the best and there ain't no denying it
Meet me in the arena for a duel of magic
So you need to realize this
'Cause I don't care who your master is
I am the best
There's no contest
Listen you card Stop talking like
I'm a Headmaster
Of every school
So just shut up
Just shut up
Heard enough
Blah blah blah
Think you can spellcast
Nah nah nah
Not in any
Wor-wor-world
If you keep talking like
Blah blah blah blah blah
"You suck at this worse than my master's grandfather." Dark said raising his wand at Ambrose.
"I am still the better wizard." Ambrose said, raising his own staff. "You can't be me you're third best."
"Wait. Then who's second?" Dark asked stupidly.
"It's obvious! The second best is…." He pauses. "Katie Dagonstone."
"Okay, I've had it! DARK MAGIC ATTACK!" Dark was furious at Ambrose.
"Seraph armor!" Ambrose deflected the attack.
"Holy Ra! What is that?" Dark was confused.
"It's called a shield. It cuts or deflects attacks. Wow you are slow." Ambrose had enough. He held up his wand and Helephant rose from a pit of fire.
"Magic Cylinders." Dark said and the attack was deflected right back at Ambrose, who vanished in thin air.
Dark gave a wave of his staff and transported back to Duel Monsters, where he was greeted by Sorcerer of Dark Magic.
"Where did you go?" Sorcerer asked.
"Some stupid online video game."
Yuma T.: Hope you guys enjoyed it.
DM Girl: Sorry it's a little short.
Mahado: We promise the next one will be longer.
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