Kyuubi: I have a new best friend!!!

Ed: Her name is Emilee Hackett. If anyone knows her then hi!

Kyuubi: I made this and some of my other ones to lighten up her day! If anyone knows some good saku/sasu or saku/ita fanfics tell me, cause she likes the pairing. Oh and this is just a one-shot, can someone tell me what drabbles are? If their what I think then I might put up some pretty soon. I have a little thing planned for Greed being beat, pretty short but still good. I'll put it up after this.

Ed: Disclaimer If Kyuubi owned it nobody would watch it! So be glad she doesn't.

Kyuubi: I'll think of some way to get it though! And maybe some people would watch it...don't know just yet.

It was a peaceful day in Dante's mansion. "AAAAGH!"...Well maybe not all that peaceful. "ENVY"
Okay, screw it, there was nothing peaceful about this day. Let's see what is disturbing the (normally)
peaceful mansion.

"What did I do?" Envy asked Lust, who was obviously pissed about something or other.

"What did you do to my dresses?" She yelled (more like screeched), holding up a once-black dress that was now a revolting color of pink.

"I thought girls liked pink? My bad for trying to help you out," Envy muttered, not looking in the least sorry.

"Why were you in my room anyway pervert?" Envy yelled (Again more like screeched).

"You asked me to get your nail file out of your room," he deadpanned.

"That automatically gives you the right to dye my dresses?" She hissed. That was it, screw Dante's, "Don't kill each other," Envy was going down.

"I guess," Envy laughed.

"AAAAGH!" Envy just barely made it out of the room before Lust finally decided that she would kill him and explain it was just an accident. He ran down the hall, seeing Greed at the end.
Good Greed could hold her off.

Well let's just say not even Greed can hold off a pissed Lust. Envy was just a couple of yards from the door when Lust attacked. Envy never knew what hit him.

Everyone ten miles away could hear the screams of pain coming from Dante's mansion. It was just another peaceful day "AAAAAH!" in "AAAAGH!" Dante's "NOOOO!"...It was "AAAA!" Oh screw it, it wasn't even closely peaceful, it was noisy, filled with painful screams, adn loud tearing noises. Just another day in Dante's mansion.

Kyuubi: Okay, I know that Dante's hideout is underneath some place ( didn't pay much attention to the explanation), but let's just say that it's above ground in this and people don't know about the homonculi being there.

Ed: I can imagine him doing that too.

Kyuubi: I wonder if Dante really does have that kind of rule set up. Oh well, please read and review!