Title: Just My Luck

Rating: T

Author: Mrs. Jesus Of Suburbia

Summary: What if in Breaking Dawn Bella had never gotten pregnant? What if she had never spent a lot of time with Jacob? What if she had never even loved him? Would Jacob find love with someone? And would that someone be like him?

Length: One-shot
Pairing: Jacob & Leah

I dialed her number and I got the answering machine. I listened to the recording savoring the sound of her voice. Oh, I missed her!

"Hi, Leah here! Sorry, I couldn't answer the phone I guess there's a possible two reasons why I didn't answer. Either one, I'm not here. Or two, the most likely answer, you're not worth my time. Well, you know what to do, leave a message, whatever."

It was my eighth time calling her. I had memorized her voice mail recording. I had memorized the exact way she said it, what words she emphasized, and everything.

The truth is I had become attached to Leah in a very unhealthy way.

I could only help to become attached to any female that I spent time with. Rachel and Rebecca were never like that to me, they obviously didn't care. Leah didn't care. Billy didn't care. If my mom was here she wouldn't care. Charlie didn't care. Bella sure as hell didn't care. Hell, even I didn't care!

I hopped in my rabbit, and sped off to Charlie's house. I knew he wouldn't be there he would be at work. He was at work all of the time now since Bella had married that bloodsucker. He hated him almost as much as I did. But he didn't hate him as much as I hated myself. No one could hate anyone that much.

As I parked in Charlie's driveway I asked myself, "What the hell am I doing?" And then I realized this is the smartest thing I've done in a long time.

I approached his house and kicked the window beside the front door. I climbed through the smashed window, and went to his closet. I got his shotgun out and readied it.

I aimed the gun in my mouth. And I pulled the trigger.

He he! Emo Jacob go boom!

Sorry, if anyone is offended. I just had to kill that bitch.

Bye!

Oh, and review.

(I consider flames reviews so whatever!)

-Lyssa.