Setting fire to your hair
Poking your blade at an angry cave bear
Running from foes with too much weight
Using your butt as slaugtherfish bait
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-i-i-e
So many dumb ways to die
Fighting a dragon with some forks
Fistfight a hundred giant hork's
Using a Scroll of Icarian Flight
Taunting a sleeping troll into a fight
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-i-i-e
So many dumb ways to die
Inviting the Windhelm Butcher inside
Taking the Headless Horseman's ride
Punching a Jarl right in his face
Using a Falmer tent as a hiding place
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-i-i-e
So many dumb ways to die
Keeping a hungry wolf as a pet
Getting caught in an Argonian's net
Taking a bite of some Jarrin Root
"I wonder, what's this Dwemer level do?"
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-i-i-e
So many dumb ways to die
Running around naked during the winter season
Pickpocketing some food for no good reason
Punching a giant right in his junk
Thinking you can take an alchemist's bee
Picking a fight with a swarm of vampires
Waiting around for the next DLC
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to di-i-i-e
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die