Kyuubi: Just a little crack-fic. Can anyone tell me if it can be considered a drabble? I made it for Emilee during some class. I have other like it. Oh, there are two things that are in every one, can anyone guess what they are? I'm gonna say it right now, I am a roy/ed fan so it's gonna have that in every one so you can count that out of your gusses.
Ed: Disclaimer: Too bored to make up a good one so I'm just gonna say it outright, Kyuubi does not own FMA cause it would suck and no one would want to watch it.
Bored. That was the one word that summarized how Roy felt right now. And a bored Roy is never good.
He also didn't get enough sleep last night and it was starting to show.
He looked at his paperwork, deciding he didn't want to do it right now. He internally laughed, maybe if he didn't do it, it would try to attack him. That way he'd have a reason to burn it.
He laughed hystericallly, he was probably a little giddy. He was also starting to have weird thought about a certain blonde chibi. He blamed Breda for probably putting something in his coffee.
Uh-oh, here comes Riza yelling al him for not doing his paperwork. He looked at it and jumped away,it had moved! He started shrieking about evil paperwork and crazy gun-wielding women at the top of his lungs.
Riza must have decided to get this over with, because she started shooting at him. Roy gasped, he couldn't fight two enemies at once! He quickly grabbed his signing pen, drew an array on the wall, activated it, and created stairs leading down from his window.
He quickly jumped out the window and started running down them, escaping from the evil paperwork and guns. Riza looked out of the window and started shooting at him, trying to at least stop him. All of this happened while Roy's cup of coffee sat on his desk, not a drop gone.
Kyuubi: Wonder if Roy has ever jumped out the window without the stairs there.
Ed: No wonder he's off his rocker...I'm just glad I don't have that crazy paperwork to scare me to death. Anyway, Read and Review please!