A/N: Don't worry guys, I'm still alive haha. Just been a bit busy, ya know? Anyways, this is just a funny crackship of mine that I felt like writing about. Hope you enjoy :D
Zatsune Miku walked into a bar to buy a Slushie. Suddenly she saw a beautiful girl.
Her hair was exactly the same as Zatsune's but it was teal and her eyes were teal too. She turned around and smiled.
"Hi, stranger!" she yelled, even though the bar was very small and probably empty...with the exception of Meiko and Haku having a drinking contest and Kaito and Rin yelling, "Chug! Chug! Chug!"
Zatsune was very hurt by this. Her newfound Senpai had called her a stranger!
"M-my name is not 'Stranger', it's Miku!" Zatsune cried, tears flowing down her face. The teal haired girl sighed.
"Sorry about that. My name's Miku as well!" she replied, somehow wiping Miku's tears despite being three feet apart. Miku stared in amazement at Miku.
"How did you do that?" Miku asked in awe.
"I'm a magician!" Miku answered. At this moment, Meiko had a drunken fit and had to get dragged out by Rin. Kaito continued to watch Haku, amazed at her drinking abilities. Miku stared into Miku's beautiful red eyes and glitched out so that she would reappear next to her.
"Miku, I love you..." Miku said shyly, turning around to leave the bar when Haku removed her hair bow and used it to lasso her back into the bar.
"What the-"
"I love you too, Miku!" Miku replied, placing one hand on the other's cybernetic cheek. They both leaned in towards each other, Haku going into fujoshi mode as Kaito revealed a camera hidden in his ice cream.
Miku and Miku kissed each other hard. Miku never thought that kissing a prettier version of herself would be so amazing. They pulled away after hearing a SNAP!
"Aww, Kaito, this picture is just too cute!" Haku drooled lovingly.
"You're too cute ~" Kaito snapped his fingers and pointed at an empty drumset. Sadly, nobody played those drums. Haku kissed Kaito deeply while removing his scarf and suffocating herself with it.
She had seen everything.
Three days later, at the funeral...
Miku and Miku stood there hand in hand as they made out during the funeral service. Every Vocaloid ran away in disgust and horror, except for Oliver, who stared creepily at the gravestone. In it, the following words had been engraved:
I didn't drink enough for this shit.
"Mother?" Oliver asked, "can we take it home?"
"No child," a random voice boomed from the ground, "leave me alone to rot."
Oliver shrugged. He removed his eyepatch, revealing the Geass that he had been hiding for 12 years.
"I will avenge you, Mother!"