Disclaimer: If I owned it I could probably finish the game. XD
Klarth glanced over his shoulder at the apple tree as they walked past. "Hey!" he called, directed at Cless, "Did that tree just move?" Cress laughed, "It musta been your imagination, there's no wind at all." Mint was skeptical. "Maybe, but there's been all kinds of monsters around lately."
Rhea gazed at the tree, an eye winked out at her, "Guys..." Cless didn't hear, "And anyway," he continued, "trees are more bark then bite." He laughed loudly. Mint sighed, "Is that supposed to be a joke? Let's just drop it."
Cless was out of luck, this tree had an attitude, and evil minions. The tree had gotten sick of foolish humans taking it's apples and using it's shade without asking. And Cless cracking jokes was the last straw. So as Cless told Klarth that he was seeing things the tree let lose it's fury in the form of dropping and apple of Cless's head. "Ow! Stupid tree." He kicked it, signaling the tree minions to attack.
Mint rushed in to help Cless instantly, and after laughing silently at Cless's peril for a moment Klarth joined in.
Rhea surveyed the damage, she had some twigs in her hair but other then that she was fine but Mint had an apple-shaped bruise on her face that had been given to her by a magical flying apple named Henry VIII, er...never mind.
Klarth had some cuts and bruises but nothing life threatening, Cless on the other hand looked like he had been put through the salad spinner backwards. The tree's minions dropped one last branch on Cless's head before disappearing in the leaves cackling.
"Okay, I get it. I'm sorry." Cless apologized, "I will never pick a fight with a tree again." He smiled, "Or at least not without a flametrower." The tree delivered the final blow, it's last apple to Cless's head KOing the slightly annoying hero.
"Who votes for leaving him here by show of hands?" Klarth asked, raising his hand.
"But he's the main character." Mint said, slightly put off.
"You have a point." Klarth sighed, and tossed Cless over his shoulder like a sack of apples.
A/n: Made when I was bored, fixed when I was bored-er. Thanks for your review Sailor Phantom of Middle Earth, I fixed the names. I like Cless and Klarth better then Cress and Claus anyway.