The scene opens up as the sun shines down brightly on the lush forest of Island of Hawaii. The eighteen cartoon contestants begin. Each have a reason for being there, some selfish others more selfless. The two bright red trucks rumble down the unbeaten path. Some tension is already building as the trucks each fit nine highly individual people. The island has multiple buildings with different designs on them. Each building has something special that will punish the contestants.
One truck contains
Darkwing Duck the clumsy, adventurous, egotistical, mysterious, arrogant, prideful, vain, impatient, quick-tempered, eager, sly, self-centered, energetic, good-hearted, bumbling at times.
Courage, Though he is willing to risk his own life to protect Muriel at all costs, his irrationality sometimes causes others to doubt his intuition. Courage has been presented as an almost entirely selfless character, working to benefit others with usually little to no regard for his own well being.
Danny Phantom, When he's not worrying about ghosts, Danny is kind, easy-going, and helpful. He likes using his ghost powers for good, but, being a teenage boy, he is not above using his powers to get revenge on bullies or sneak into the girls' locker room
Megavolt, When bully Ham String and Preena Lott sabotaged his science fair project on static electricity, young Elmo Sputterspark gained the ability to absorb and project electrical currents, and to grant nearby electrically powered objects a form of single brain-cell was super charged, costing him his short-term memory and common sense. This is evident by his campaign to liberate the enslaved lightbulbs. In the beginning Megavolt seems to be a sarcastic and clever enemy.
Katz, a smooth talking red cat with purple stripes down his back. He has six children named Kortz, Archibald, Kitz, Chloe, Muriel, and Precious with Courage. After having his parents killed in front of him by a Cruel Vet he slips in habits of manipulation, deceit, violence, and nasty comments.
Kitty had a very passionate hatred of dogs, generalized from her feelings towards Mad Dog. When this intense hostility drove her to leave her home and her best friend Bunny, she began to sport a mask to curtain her from reality. Her vigilance is also exceptional, targeting flaws and secrets in people's lives. Above all other things, Kitty's devotion is to her friend, and she keeps a toy mouse she received as a gift from her. She and Bunny are now aunties to her brother Katz's children with Courage.
Like Kitty, Bunny is very devouted to her friend, however she more easily succumbed to social pressures when she started dating Mad Dog to become "first rate." His abusive nature caused her to grow a resentment towards dogs, but when he chased Kitty away, she was forced to stay against her will. Her personality as a whole is reminiscent of Kitty's (loving, loyal, etc.), but weaker-willed, quieter, and less passionate in belief.
Youngblood, Youngblood is extremely carefree, sporty and not-so-surprisingly childish. He tries to act intelligent at times, but can't seem to hide his immaturity, but ironically enough, thinks people like Jazz should lighten up. He loves playing dress-up more than a game, and unlike Danny Phantom's other enemies has no desire for world domination, and is more for fun time. He seems to enjoy his eternal childhood, and he views adults as "party-poopers". He is also quite smart and is a natural leader, commanding a vast army of undead ghost pirates. He is also rather sadistic, enjoying taunting and torturing Danny while making Danny's family think he was going crazy and was not above murder, happily trying to push his family over a waterfall.
THE Hacker, Hacker is conceited (calling himself THE Hacker), manipulative, sadistic, cynical, vain, and has what has been described as a planet-sized ego. When he does not get what he wants, he will go to the extremes to get it, and sometimes, he'll try to work hard to get at his goal. One instance is seen when he enrolls in wizard school and tries to work hard so that he can become the strongest wizard in Cyberspace
The other truck holds
The archetypical gangster, Mad Dog is the leader of a shifty gang of dogs living on the "wrong side of the tracks" (of an actual railroad track). He is narcissistic enough to believe his tattered apartment is first rate, and is willing to harm or kill anyone who challenges his way of life. Despite his abusive nature he seems to be able to coax Bunny back into his arms. Bunny only wanted Kitty eventually , this struck a nerve with Mad Dog, and he threatened to bury both of them if she kept dwelling on it. Afterwards, he tried to comfort her, but she tricked him and attached his collar to the wall so she could leave. His gang caught her, and they buried her up to her head (implied Rape) but was finally defeated by Courage getting hit by an Amtrak train.
Sam Manson, her personality is less dreary than the stereotypical "goth" persona that is usually shown. She can be bossy, passionate, strong-willed, but also good-hearted. Based on how Sam conducts herself, it would be more fair to say that she labels herself a goth more as an outlet for her independence and individuality than as an embrace of how the stereotypical goth is presumed to behave-as such; she is often livid over the wider range of popular materials. She's rational, sometimes sarcastic, forceful, and level-headed but in the end she has a caring heart.
Tucker Foley is a very optimistic, light-hearted joker. He enjoys talking, but often does not know when to keep his mouth shut, causing him to blurt out more than he should or cause trouble for his friends (such as by accidentally revealing the password put on the Ghost Portal
The Cajun Fox generally sports a relaxed and laid-back personality, though he sometimes becomes demented when his goals are in danger. He believes himself to have been "born lucky," and, as such, he can be very competitive to become number one. However brutal his offenses are, he treats his rivals with a fair bit of unusual friendliness.
Le Quack is skilled and decisive. His manipulative tendencies are especially harmful when coupled with his devious intellect in psychological persuasion.
Ember is a seductive, hard-rocking ghost teen with disrespect towards any kind of authority figure. She obviously has a great amount of pride in her singing abilities, as she wanted revenge on Dark Danny in "The Ultimate Enemy" for ruining her vocal cords. She also has somewhat of a childish personality (whilst frequently shouting 1970's phrases such as "dipstick"). However, she doesn't seem to be easily offended as she usually ignores Danny when he drives insults towards her. She shares her hatred of adult authority with Youngblood, and she is distressed when things don't go the way she wants ("Fanning the Flames").
Vlad's general outer appearance showcases him as a well to-do man: rich, debonair, suave, prideful, arrogant, clever, manipulative, intelligent, and mysterious. He plans out very strategic ideas to get what he wants whenever he wants it, showcasing patience as well as a slick side. Deceitful and cruel, Vlad is perfectly willing to use any dirty trick to obtain his desires. He isn't above using others as his pawns in his well-played game of chess to reach further into his goals, like infecting Sam and Tucker with ecto-acne to get Danny to help him with his own case.
We got Bushroot. Unlike most St Canardians, Bushroot is not aggressive, and all he used to want was world peace. Even as a villain, he has reservations about hurting people, and most of his crimes consists of making a wife for himself, or a friend. This also makes him a coward and a pushover. He was unable to stand up for himself, especially against the bullies in St Canard University, and now, he still allows himself to be pushed around by his team.
Finally we have Negaduck, Using anything from his trademark chainsaw to nuclear warheads to his well-trained dobermans, this villainous duck (Prison # 65439) seeks money, power, and the satisfaction of creating mindless, wanton destruction, and he'll do anything to get it. You name it, he's done it. He has an intense hatred for anything cute and cuddly, and will shoot the aforementioned on sight.
The two trucks arrive at the campsite after a few hours. The campers are greeted by none other than Total Drama host Chris.
"I Want To Be Fameous" plays as The Foghorn wakes up everyone and causes Katz to fall onto Hacker starting a silent arguement. Mad Dog slobbers over Bunny until Kitty comes by her hugs her. Courage chases after a butterfly. Ember rocks out annoying Vlad Masters and Sam. Tucker drops his PDA into the river where Youngblood, Danny, and Darkwing are fishing. Darkwing's hook rips off Katz pants revealing rainbow pride boxers. Cajun Fox force feeds Megavolt and Bushroot some Cajun Stew. Le Quack steals money from Negaduck before he pushes Negaduck into the river before grinning. Then Chris appears and everyone aside from Courage follows him. They sit at the campfire and whistle til Courage comes and sits next to Katz just as the butterfly gently lands on the red cat's fingers.
Chris: Greeting campers, hooow is everyone doing?
The campers groan as they forgot how annoying this was going to be. Chris has been proven to be a little cruel and unusual.
Chris: Whaaat? You want the two million dollars, right? The three networks combine has put in a lot of money to ensure you try your best. Get washed off and we will explain the rules. Next season is going to be worse than this because a few things might make me cranky.
Sam Manson Confessionals
Sam Manson: Why do we have to put up with HIM for this season? Gosh he makes me want to puke. This is for the city and helping Danny. Of course I ALSO have plans for the money.
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Danny Phantom Confessional
Danny Phantom: Ok, I know we are all thinking it. Why him? I don't know the answer to that. To me the host doesn't matter. I want the money, get the newest gadgets. Help protect the city.
End confessional
Negaduck Confessional
Negaduck: Goodness knows once I get the money, I'll buy a nuke and drop it on Chris little ugly face. That mug makes me sick. Money equals power, I am a supervillians #1. I need power.
End confessional
Courage Confessional
Courage: Ooooh, the things I do for love...and money. Just gotta focus on winning, then I can afford to buy food. Then I can eat and maybe even improve the farmhouse
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Katz Confessional
Katz: Now that I am living with Courage, we should work together to win the money. I can live the life a cat of my intelligence and cunning should live. Yachts and big fancy limos. Butlers and maids, nice gold fireplaces and toilets. That dog wants to live modest but I have other plans.
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Bushroot Confessional
Bushroot: Ehh, I don't know how I got involved. Huge mistake, I just need extra money. Maybe me and Licky won't have to resort to robbing the Saint Canard banks every week. I could maintain my greenhouse and a beautiful garden. Licky can get a pool.
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Ember Confessional
Ember: Oh my gosh, Chris gives drama a bad name. I just want to get rich and live the afterlife of Rock and Roll for all-time.
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Kitty and Bunny Confessional
Kitty and Bunny are hugging on tightly as "Beautiful Sexy Fierce" plays
Kitty: We are sooooo going to win
Bunny: When we win we can adopt a child. The agency will HAVE to let us adopt, we are millionaires
Kitty: and to add an extra spice, I get to beat out big brother. That puss-pants won't beat us.
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Mad Dog Confessional
Mad Dog: When I win, I get to upgrade my lirttle side of the tracks. Then that Bunny will HAVE to love me. No girl can resists a strong, independent, rich guy.
End confessional
Thee Hacker Confessional
The Hacker: Motherboard won't know what hit her. That money will allow me to take control of all of CYBERSPACE hahahah!
End confessional
Cajun Fox and Le Quack Confessional
Cajun Fox: Wooooah there! We bout gut this in the bag. Then this small time cook can get a five-star restaurant.
Le Quack: and I get to be the smug rich Frenchmen that I want to be.
End confessional
The confessions end as the camper get in the PJs, there are two cabins for men and women. Katz comments dryly.
Katz: What no trans? How politically incorrect
Mad Dog (to Katz): Shut up.
Vlad Masters (to Katz): Your sarcasm is already making you a target of mines.
Katz: Good to know.
Le Quack (to Katz): A target of Vlad is a target of mine as well.
Katz: Like I said...good to know.
Negaduck: I like this cat. He is mean and nasty like me.
Katz (to Negaduck): You haven't seen anything. I'm going to be "nice" enough for me not to be a total ***bag to my own team.
Megavolt: What do you do most of the time.
Katz: Feed people to spiders, blow submarines up, make candy, make kid,
Darkwing Duck (to Katz): You have kids?
Katz (to Darkwing Duck): A couple with Courage
Courage comes in to view and accidently steps on Katz skinny red tail.
Courage (to Katz): Sorry, I'm so sorry.
Katz (to Courage): It's fine.
Danny Phantom: You are going to be more sorry when I beat you in the finale.
Courage (to Danny Phantom): In your dreams, next year maybe but not this year.
Kitty: Clearly you forgot that Team Kitty and Bunny will be in the finale.
Negaduck: Sitting on the sidelines as I beat Darkwing for the millions.
Cajun Fox: Cook up whatever delusions you need to stay, I'm winning.
Tucker: Get real, I got the technical know-how to win by watching all of Katz old tapes in the last Cartoon Rumbles.
Katz: You watched my tapes?
Tucker: Only as a play-by-play on what NOT to do.
Katz: Uh...whatever.
Sam (to Tucker): You clearly are out of you techy range of experience. When you need a million dollar winner, we call me. When our WiFi is down, we call you Tucker.