Kyuubi: Something I thought of when I read the manga and Ed was thinking, " Hughes is acting like a kidnapper." Or something to that.
Ed: I'm scared, what if he really does this?
Hughes: Heya Ed!
Ed: AAAAAH!
Kyuubi: Disclaimer :Today I stole FMA and ran to my house, where I was promptly arrested and had to give it back.
"AAAAAAAH!"
A voice yelled out through the whole of Central,all the glass in the city broke too. The yeller was Edward Elric who was running away from Maes Hughes. He had been going to turn in his report to Roy Mustang when Hughes jumped him with more photos of his daughter.
"Ed wait! You have to see my dear Elysia!" Hughes yelled at him.
"AAAAAAH!" He yelled again, he was just a couple of feet from Mustang's office. He reached the door and slammed it open, planning on hiding behind Roy to escape Hughes.
"Oh come on Edward!" His plans were ruined, however, when Hughes grabbed his foot, bringing him down, his report skittering off to somewhere in the room.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Help me! Get him away from me!" Edward screamed, clawing frantically at the ground to get away.
"Let's go Edward, Roy can listen to you rant later, my dear Elysia needs to be admired right now"
Hughes cried as he dragged Edward down the hallway, Edward still screaming and demanding to be let go.
Meanwhile Roy was sitting in his office, stunned and still looking at where Ed was a second ago.
He shook his head and got up to get Ed's report which was under his desk, and went back to writing. Anyone who walked in at the moment would see him signing reports and muttering about blonde chibi's and crazy daughter-worshipping, picture-insane guys who acted like kidnappers.
He couldn't help Ed, he had to get this work done before a certain trigger-happy women shot at him. but as he heard another scream he coulsn't help but feel sorry for Edward, Hughes was never easy to be around in this state.
Ah, it was just another day in Central, filled with screams, people going deaf, and many,many crazy transmutations that always ended with at least one person hurt. Life was good.
Kyuubi: Emilee really liked the "Life was good." part. I also made this for her.
Ed: Hope you all like it! Read and Review please!