Disclaimer: I don't own Young Justice, but I do have a computer to write weird/great stories about Young Justice.

In hindsight, Wally shouldn't have left his phone where Artemis could get it.

And that is why she is currently scrolling through his text with Dick Grayson while M'gann and Kaldur telling her it's an invasion of privacy and Connor just calmly watched.

"We're dating, so I'm allowed to," She told them. New Years was an interesting day. People started dating, secret identities were told, and little birds got shot at from green female archers.

"Even so Artemis, Wally would show you his messages if he wants you to see them," Kaldur furrowed his eyebrows.

"He left his phone where I could get it, his fault," The archer in civvies shrugged. This made everyone quiet down when they realize she was right. "Wait, what?!"

The other three members crowded around Artemis to see what caused her outburst.

Dick: So are we still on for the plan tonight?

Wally: Yeah, too bad Roy decided to bail

Dick: I have no idea why he said it was 'too risky'

*20 minutes later*

Wally: HOW DO THE COPS KNOW WHERE ARE WE ABOUT TO GO?!

Dick: REMEMBER, IF THEY CATCH US YOU'RE DEAF AND I DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH

"I am very concerned about what our teammates do in their free time," Kaldur spoke as Wally and Dick walked in.

"Hey guys-why are you on my phone?" Wally asked. He plucked his phone from his girlfriend's hand and looked at what they were on. He burst out laughing.

"What?" Dick glanced at the screen and fell on the ground laughing.

"Do you two need to tell us something?" Conner crossed his arms.

"What did you two dorks do?" Artemis raised an eyebrow.

"We went out to watch an R-Rated movie, but Roy bailed on us so we were walking back to Dick's when a police car started following us," Wally burst out laughing so the Boy Wonder took over.

"They followed us for ten minutes before we bolted, they kept following us until we ran through the gates of Wayne Manor. When Alfred went to go talk to them it turns out they thought we were selling drugs, he gave them the good ol' British tongue lashing for following us for how long they did."

Everyone was silent as the two best friends laughed and brought up some more things that happened that night.

"Remember the look on the cop's face when Alfred asked if we looked like drug dealers?"

"How could I forget!"

I have no idea what I was doing when I wrote this, but I wrote it and have no regrets.

Hope you enjoyed my weirdness