Chapter 1:

Dinner was being served throughout the Great Hall when Dumbledore stood and said, "Ms. And Ms. Ezekiel, if you please when you are finished with your dinners come to my office to discuss certain crucial matters."

The Great Hall suddenly went quiet and all eyes went to a pair of heads with rust colored hair which turned to stare at each other. Blank mirror images stared in surprise at each other and then at Dumbledore. Dumbledore sat down and the twin on the left turned to face the one on the right and demanded loudly, "Ambrosia Carmen Ezekiel, what the hell did you do that you didn't tell me about?

Ambrosia stared at her older sister and said "for your information Caramel Alexa Ezekiel, I didn't do shit."

Caramel sneered at her sister and then spooned a heap of vegetables onto her plate. "What the hell mommy, I can't feed myself anymore?" Caramel smiled and said "you've been eating too much chocolate."

Ambrosia smiled and added "yep, chocolate body paints." Caramel hit the plate with her with the spoon and said "fine then, eat up so you'll be healthy and can please your partner longer." Ambrosia laughed when she heard the way her older sister referred to guys as, her 'partners'. No wonder she's still a virgin. That's a laugh considering the younger one is supposed to be more innocent and I'm the only one of the two whose actually gotten slept with a guy, she thought discreetly.

Ambrosia and Caramel peacefully ate giving each other quick glances wondering what the other had done to get them in trouble. When they finished they stood in unison and walked in the direction of Dumbledore's office. Cary stopped Amy before she said the password and asked "are you sure you weren't caught doing something bad?"

Amy paused for a few long seconds and said "not a single bad thing. I'm a good girl."

"Oh my dear that pause was awfully suspicious."

Amy smiled and commented with a pout "how can you doubt your innocent baby sister?" Cary hit her playfully on the arm and retorted "it didn't work when you were actually innocent so it sure as heck isn't going to work now that you've been corrupted."

Amy turned towards the statue and said "fiddle faddle." The gargoyle moved to the side in one swift stroke and the twins walked in. In silence they climbed the winding stairs until they reached a cherry door with a gold knob. Cary turned the knob and when they were completely in the dark room, multicolor flames shot at them. Surprised by the sudden light Cary tripped over a small table sending her skirt up to her waist; Amy fell back but quickly arranged her skirt. "I'm terribly sorry my dears. It's almost humorous that you were so easily scared."

He laughed heartedly and helped both girls up. Cary blushing said "what has Ambrosia done, it's always her fault." Amy turned quickly and shouted, "I haven't done anything bitch."

Albus began to try to stifle his laughter and said "neither Ambrosia nor you have done anything Ms. Ezekiel."

Cary said "are you sure, she's always up to no good."

"Yes, yes I'm sure. I just wanted to tell you, you've won a chance to be on a very popular show for WMTV."

"Cool. Which one" Amy asked.

"Well a special edition show called Date My Dad."

"Interesting do you know who the fathers are?"

Albus's eyes searched the room while he answered "no idea at all."

Caramel approached the elder and said "what do you know?"

His eyes twinkled like how they always did. "I only know that they're students in this school."

He saw the girls' stricken faces and thought why. He brainstormed for a minute and then corrected himself "the sons are students not their fathers." Both girls let out a sigh of relief and then Amy said "okay then, bring on the daddies."