-Dad I have to tell you something.
-Yes I know you have told me to not tell you everyth… no it's not about Harr- I mean Potter.
-No it's not about Weasley…No! Granger hasn't punched me again.
-Well it's about…me. I know you have raised me to find a wife in a pureblood slytherin. But I seem to fall in love with every one significant who isn't in slytherin.
-Yes I know Pansy Parkinson is a pretty girl…Yes I know the Bullstrodes' has a daughter in my grade but dad she's ugly!
-Well you're not that nice either!
- Who I am in love with? Well…Potter for a start…I KNOW OKAY…no I'm not pretending just to spy on him… yes I know…It's not my fault, it's my stupid feelings okay! When I see him I just…Yes I know he is a boy…
-Well Granger…yes the mudblood thing…yes, I know. And…yes there's more… also the Lovegood girl in Rawenclaw, she's really cute okay! Yes she's the daughter of the freak who runs the quibbler. But she's really special and her hair is like the sun, it's like…sorry.
-One more, Weasley… no not the girl, no not the girl who our Lord kind of choose, no the second youngest, well yes I know which order they come in they rule this school you have to, it's the boy in my grade.
-Well yes I am sorry…
-If it's anything more that I want to tell you? Well I saw an apple the other day and I…