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Chapter One
To Whom It May Concern, this is Sasori Akasuna: Puppeteer, talented artist, and an ex Suna ninja. For many of you, this might be the last time hearing from me. As of today, I'm deleting my Facebook account forever. I launched this page in high hopes of finding a woman who loves me during my lonely nights when I'm not deployed to other villages to fight other enemies and complete missions. But all of you bitches turn out to be bat shit crazy!
Sasori typed away on his deep crimson red laptop and glanced up at the ceiling as he recalled a dreadful memory. He continued typing with a small scowl on his usual placid face.
Like that bat shit crazy woman Sakura, who tried to perform a medical jutsu on me while I was asleep. Or that bat shit crazy woman Ino, who grew jealous of my puppets. She was so damn paranoid and tried to burn them.
From now on, I'm out of the game. Sasori smirked as he continued typing his farewell message. Fortunately, I don't blame myself. I blame all of you!The red head puppeteer chuckled as he keyed in a conversation.
I know many of you ladies are saying "No, Sasori! You can't take that good loving away from us!"
Well, it's too late. It's gone forever. So, with no regrets, I hereby declare my Facebook account gone!
Sasori clicked on the account settings and deactivated his account with a whispered yet confident, "Delete!"
The puppeteer had to focus on his own life and he decided to give up on women. After his bad luck with women streak, he believed that all women were insane.
"Maybe it's a good thing to make that decision," Sasori concluded as he closed his hazel eyes to drift off into dream land.
Beep, beep beep, beep, beep beep, beep, beep beep, beeeeep!
"Well, I slept in on the first day of school," the red head groaned as he glanced at the alarm clock. It was a quarter past eight and the orientation started at nine at Akatsuki University. He lived about thirty minutes away from the University but considered to live on campus. Sasori rushed through his lukewarm shower, threw on a nice outfit, and gathered necessary supplies for his new University.
"Don't forget to eat some breakfast Sasori, dear," his grandmother's feeble voice shouted from the kitchen. He was unexpectedly greeted with a bagel and a cup of coffee. His grandmother cared for him but at the same time wanted him out of her home so she could enjoy her golden years. With a sweet thank you and a hug, the red head dashed out the door on his way to the new school.
He hopped in his red and black Mustang, shoved the keys in the ignition, twisted them until the car revved up and sped out of the driveway.
Meanwhile, a few blocks away, a blonde haired artist waved goodbye to her parents as she rode her bike down the street. As soon as her parents were out of sight, she pedaled in the direction of the university that was her dream university.
Upon arriving there, the blonde walked her bike up to another one chained up to the metal bars. She repeated the same security process to prevent bike theft.
Sasori's red and black Mustang swung perfectly into a vacant parking spot and killed the engine. He sprinted towards the front gates of the school and panicked as the gates stayed firmly closed. There was a noisy group of college students gathered around a speaker.
He stood there feeling like an idiot as a blonde hair girl grasped the metal handle and easily swung it open to allow her entrance. He kept his distance as he followed the blonde into the crowd of students.
"And I hope everyone enjoys their stay at Akatsuki University!" The speaker cheered as all of the students departed into different directions. Sasori approached the speaker and smile politely as soon as he captured his attention.
"Hello there, can I help you?" The cheerful man asked the red haired artist as the field of students cleared into a vacant field.
Sasori nodded, "Yes sir. Where is the business office located?" The man grinned and pointed directly across the field and explained that it was on the second floor where the dorms are located.
"Thank you for your help," Sasori smiled as he stalked off in the direction of the dorms and business office.
As Sasori scurried up the staircase, he reflected back on the blonde haired woman.
I thought this was an all-male university? I guess they changed it to co-ed.
Sasori shrugged at the thought as he swung open the business office door.
"Hello there, you must be Sasori Akasuna?" The administrator asked sweetly and smiled when Sasori nodded with an inward chuckle. He was impressed that he stood out from the rest. Or maybe they looked up his file.
"Alright, here is your schedule, your dorm room number and keys that are labeled from different things. Enjoy!" Sasori accepted the things from the helpful lady and thanked her as he left. He made his way down the narrow corridor with various paintings hanging here and there. His hazel eyes scanned the information and searched for the assigned room.
"Here it is!" He felt a smile tug at his lips as he finally located the room after twenty minutes. He shoved the key inside the keyhole, twisted it, and launched the door open to reveal the inside. The room was immaculate. Everything was organized, peaceful, and the beds looked comfy. He noticed that this dorm harbored three beds, three personal desks/nightstands, and a personal bathroom.
Sasori was the first person to walk into this room so he chose the bed next to the window. There was a vacant bed stationed next to his bed with a personal desk/nightstand separating them. The empty bed next to his bed repeated the same pattern with the third one.
The redhead decided to take a nap and enjoy the silence before it was ruined by the next two roommates.
Meanwhile, the blonde haired artist straightened her mini black dress out before she swung the business office door open. The administrator proceeded with the same process as with Sasori and the day rolled on.
"Okay, let's see…" The blonde mumbled as she advanced through the endless corridor of paintings and rooms. She halted abruptly as soon as her baby blue eyes caught the number she was searching for and twisted the doorknob. She face palmed when she realized that she had to use the key. Her hand swiftly twisted the doorknob when the lock clicked open. Her heart raced as she gradually pushed the brown wooden door open.
"There must be a mistake…" She trailed off as she stepped lightly into the room she would stay until she graduated. There was a red haired guy taking a nap on one of the beds. He was sound asleep and the blonde wanted to avoid waking him up. She tiptoed across the large room over to the bed in the middle and shouldered off her teal colored cotton book bag with ease. With a soft sigh, the blonde silently crawled onto the comfy bed and started to drift off as well.
Okay, that was chapter one! Please leave a review and I'll update faster! Thank you!