Santana hated working out. Seriously hated it. And if didn't need to stay in pristine shape for work she would be sitting on the couch eating cookies and watching Pretty Little Liars. Despite the fact that she had just come back from a grueling job, she was out doing her normal run around the city all the while thinking about how much she really hated running. In fact if it didn't make her ass look so good she probably wouldn't do it all.

As Santana bickered with herself about early retirement and how much she hate bicyclists, she rounded the corner to a familiar neighborhood. She had been in such deep thought that she had made it home in record time without even thinking about it. She slowed to a walk as she noticed a familiar car in the drive. Sunny was over.

Sunny was a friend with benefits. San still hadn't gotten over her high school sweetheart who married her suspender wearing cripple of a boyfriend after graduation. San refused to give up hope that Brittany would ditch wheels and marry her instead. After all gay marriage was now legal in most states and it could definitely work. At least that is how Santana saw it. She didn't want to admit that she was falling for Sunny even though the girl gave her butterflies every time she saw her. Santana excused it as guilt as she was not the kind of person to admit to overly cheesy things like butterflies in her stomach.

Santana hurdled her ironic white picket fence and bounded inside.

"Ayo Sunnaaaaaay!"

not hearing a response Santana grabbed a water from the fridge and headed out back to the pool to see if her lady friend might be lounging in the pool. Sunny had the best ass which was always perfectly on display in a tiny purple bikini.

"Sunny?" called Santana as she walked to the pool.

Finding nothing she started to feel a little worried as by now she was either knocked over with a wet hug or wet kisses and hugs.

Quietly Santana set the bottle of water on the counter top and reached under the lip for a small pistol she kept hidden incase some dumb ass decided to break into her house. She decided on the small one so she wouldn't freak any body out if they accidentally saw it. After all her favorite gun was much to larger for a home invasion.

Gripping the gun in her hands, she slowly walked down the hall and pushed open the bathroom door doing a swift once over. Nothing.

She walked farther to the guest room, for the guest she never invited. Still nothing.

"This better not be a fucking joke" Said Santana under her breath.

She came to the last room on the hall. Her room. Quickly she threw the door open gun drawn to see a half naked Sunny listening to her ipod. Just as Santana realized who she had found Sunny looked up shocked and ripped out her headphones.

"Jesus H Christ San! Way to make a freakin entrance!"

Santana tossed the gun on the bed next to Sunny and leaned down till they were face to face.

"Sunny, I told you I don't like surprises." She said and then kissed the girl on the nose.

"I wasn't going to surprise you, but you sure as hell surprised me. Why do you have a gun in your house?"

Sunny was under the impression that Santana was a sales representative for a furniture store in New Jersey. Santana felt that telling her not so girlfriend that she was an assassin might make the relationship just a little tense.

"Hey you cut your hair. Me gusta." Said Santana with a wink and she started stripping off her clothes for a shower.

"Don't change the subject Santana! You could have shot me! And I just got these running shorts! Blood stains could have gotten on them!" Yelled sunny as she smoothed her hands over her rear. She was sporting a pair of very short blue cotton running shorts with little slits on the sides. Distracted by her lady friends small but perfect bare breasts, she hadn't even noticed the girl had a look of terror on her face.

"Chilax sweet cheeks. You and your fucking sexy shorts were in no danger, trust. If I had wanted to shoot you I would have done so before you even knew I was in here." She smirked and walked over to the girl.

"Oh yes the pistol happy sales rep. I can see it now." Sunny stated sarcastically crossing her arms over her breasts.

Sauntering over to the girl, now only clad in her sports bra and underwear she unfolded her arms and wrapped them around her waist.

"Don't be mad at me flower. I was just making sure you were ok. You didn't answer me when I called."

"Why do you have a gun, Santana. Guns kill people. Besides how do you even know how to work that thing?" She said trying to wiggle away.

"Um no people kill people. Transformers are not real. And my father used to take me hunting all the time, big deal."

"Santana your father is doctor. Since when does he go hunting?"

tightening her grip around the girl she looked at her gently

"Its really not a big deal. My father used to hunt with my crazy uncle that lives in Alaska. They like moose meat. And I was not content staying at home with my mother and knitting. Can you see me knitting?"

Smiling weakly Sunny looked her in the eyes. Santana didn't like lying to her but it was necessary.

"I guess that does make sense. I do kinda like to picture you knitting though" she said with a laugh, "doilies and hats with those poofy things on there!"

"Uh no." Said Santana releasing the other girl and turned to walk away.

"Ha San! Don't be angry its funny! Come swim with me. We are both all hot and sticky and the pool is beckoning us" she said with a little backwards hand wave/

"Nope you blew it. Shower for me and then a nasty as green health shake thing"

Santana had almost reached the bathroom when Sunny grabbed her by the arm and started dragging her down the hall.

"Santana Lopez you were gone on a sales trip for two weeks. TWO! And not even a phone call. You know how much I love dirty phone sex when you are gone and nothing. NADA! So you will swim with me. Besides you owe me for almost killing me"

She reached the pool still topless and Santana still clad in only undies and a bra.

"I did not almost kill you. The gun wasn't even off of safety" she lied.

"I don't want to hear it." And with one determined movement, each of her hands gripped santana's undergarments and ripped them off.

"Now get it!" Sunny yelled as she pushed the naked Latina into the pool.

"Oh you are gonna get it. I am so gonna get you for this!" San sputtered as she surfaced.

Just as she tried to swim to the ladder Sunny cannon balled right next to her causing the water to push her towards the shallow end of the pool. Seriously perturbed Santana stood up in the water and walked out of the pool and towards the house.

"I don't think so 'sweet cheeks'!" Said Sunny wrapping her arms around the dripping girl and spinning her around.

"You owe me hot sex. And not just hot 'I am horny I kinda wanna tumble around sex'." She said pushing her down into the glass door, "I mean hot steamy dirty sex. With biting , spanking and scratches. I am gonna make you come so hard you won't be able to sell a love seat for days."

God this was hot. And not because she was completely naked in 102 degree weather. Hot like most of the moisture between her legs was definitelny not from the pool water dripping off of her. However, not wanting to give up her dominance to the woman who just ripped her favorite sports bra, she turned her face away and crossed her arms, mimicking the girls previous actions.

"Not gonna happen. Is this you trying to seduce me? I need to teach you some more I think."

Sunny's face was unchanging. She totally knew this was working. And to prove her point she pulled on of her arms free and wiggled it between the two of them.

"Oh really? Cause I think its working just fine." She slowly drew two fingers through the Santana's dripping center and and held them out.

"Yup just fine indeed" said Sunny licking the girls excitement from her fingers.

Santana was so turned on, and shocked by the girls new found boldness that she whipped her face forward and stared into the girls eyes. They were black with lust and staring right at her tits.

"Its pool water Sunny." She said blushing just a little.

"Santana I do believe this is the first time I have seen you blush. Just wait until later" She said with a wink.

With that she grabbed the dripping girl and dragged her inside to the bedroom.