I was listening to Carrie Underwood's song Before He Cheats and it made me think of Jake and Rose. Hell hath no fury, like a woman scorned.
One shot of Rose and Jake....I don't own the song or Twilight....Comment Please.
Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...
I finished my beer, Alice was my bartender tonight. She was my best friend in High School. I was leaning over the bar to see if I could see her when I saw him. Jake was up against the wall with some bitch, kissing. The only thing going through my mind was OH Hell no.
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...
They walked over to one of the pool tables and he got behind her and helped her shoot the ball. I was beyond pissed , I waved Alice over to pay my tab for the evening. I walked out of the bar and towards the parking lot. I saw his red truck parked at the end of the lot.
And he don't know...
I got my baseball bat out of the backseat and walked over to his truck. I was a little foggy but I went over. I got the truck open, I carved the seats to where the word, I 'Rose' was visible. I got out of the car and proceeded to beat the truck with the bat. Once I got my anger out on the picked up my keys and slashed the tires. He wasn't gonna forget the day he cheated on Rosalie Lillian Hale.
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little supped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I walked back into the bar, I bought another beer and sat down and talked to Alice for a while. I head the Karaoke Machine start up. I looked over my shoulder to see the girl picking out a song. I rolled my eyes and took another swig of beer. She looked drunk and Jake looked a little too happy. He left her alone and headed towards the bathroom.
Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...
And he don't know...
I laughed as I remembered what I did to his car, he wasn't gonna forget the cheating anytime soon. I was going to forget the cheating Bastard and get on with my life. I saw the cutest guy walking over to me. A smile glued to my face, I flirted until I saw Jake walk back over to the girl.
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
I walked over to him and dropped the key to his truck in his drink. He looked at me, regret flashed across his face. I just turned and left. I walked out of the bar and into a new chapter of my life. Jake wasn't going to be part of it and that was fine by me.
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
No...not on me
The next girl is gonna deal with this , but it aint my problem. They may do what I just did, I don't care. I smiled as I walked to my car. He killed my heart, I kill his car. I wasn't going to deal with his crap anymore. I was finally done. He should have thought, but he didn't. It wont happen to me again.
'Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Oh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...
Ohh... before he cheats...