"Hey, hey, stop!" Chang blew his whistle as the senior citizens ran away from the overturned trashcan. Britta walked past, her bag on her shoulder, a bagel in her mouth and carrying her books. "I know it's you leonard!" he shouted.
"No you don't" Leonard yelled while turning around the corner.
"Ah, crap." he bent down, Britta saw how he looked, sad and depressed. She should help, even though it was Chang. She dropped her books down on the table and placed her bagel on top. She walked over and helped put the trash back inside. "Oh, it's you." she was use to the tone by now, of course she was Britta. Britta messed everything up, she was better off quiet and hidden away through blonde hair and a beautiful smile. Britta jutted her chin out proudly.
"I am helping you."
"Obviously, Andrea, crap!" the trash fell out of his hand. "I'm sorry, Britta, not Andrea."
"Who's Andrea?" she asked.
"My ex-wife, you remind me of her."
"How?" she was a bit offended to be compared to someone who would willingly marry Chang.
"Don't look so upset." he threw the mountain of trash into the trash bin. "She was beautiful, gorgeous, and lovely, she was always trying to prove herself to the wrong people. Everyone else but the people who cared about her. Look" he pulled out his cellphone and showed her a picture.
"She's... beautiful?" Britta was confused.
"She was smart, you're smart Britta. Even if Winger doesn't see it."
"Jeff?"
"I doubt you're interested in the racist sexist, that would effect your feminism plight. Not the walking TV either, he studies people, he's crafty. Can't have anyone smarter than you, can you? It could be the kid, but he's a kid."
"He's of age." she held her head high
"Touched a hot button." he smirked. "Time to chang the subject."
"Shut up, Chang."
"I'm just saying, you're a catch, but your fake helping takes away from your naturalness." he moved his hands around while saying it.
"What naturalness?" Britta copied the circular hand movement of his fist.
"Hey! Leonard! Get back here!" he spotted Leonard by the doorway and chased him while blowing his whistle. Britta turned and saw Jeff flirting with Annie, he ran his hands through his hair and flashed his smile. 'Can't have anyone smarter than you', the words resonated with her. Troy was smiling and listening to Abed go on about Cougar Town, and Shirley was doing her best to ignore Pierce. She picked up her things, shifting it all to one arm and walked over to her study group.
Chang didn't know anything, did he?