All right, this was just an idea I had while my teacher was going on and on about some sort of packet. Hope you like this!

Onto the disclaimer: I do not, and never will, own Harry Potter. All rights go to J.K. Rowling.

Now, it's story time!

Dear Fanfiction,

No, I am not secretly dating Malfoy, thank you very much. Nor am I dating Zabini, Cedric, or Ron (ugh!). He's my bloody brother for Merlin's sake! And the others- ugh! Except maybe Cedric- wait! Don't tell Harry I said that!

Also, you need to learn to spell my name. Your spelling is absolutely horrid! Can you not get off your lazy arses to check my name?

Not-So-Sincerely,

Ginny

Not

Jenny

Giny

Virginia

And others

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