A/N: Just an Invader Zim oneshot. I got the idea, and I liked it and I couldn't just throw it away.
Zim lay on the couch. Gir and Minimoose were off doing whatever it is that they do. He had wolfed down three bags of chips and he was flipping channels. He finally stopped and started watching the Scary Monkey show. Now you must know that something was wrong, because as everyone knows, Zim despises the scary Monkey Show.
Well, something was wrong. It was horribly wrong. And it probably would be, until Zim died. That is what Zim did everyday after the Tallest had told him that his mission was a lie. He sat around, ate junk food, watched whatever was on, and thought about how bad his life was. You might be feeling bad for him right now, or else pitying him.
But today was different. Because, as Zim sat watching TV, the door was blasted open. Zim looked around to the door. As the smoke started to clear, he saw the familiar shape of an Irken female and her little helper robot, more commonly known as a SIR.
"Hello Zim, miss me?" asked the voice of Tak. Beside her, Mimi was looking ready to attack.
"Not really," he replied, and then turned back to the TV.
"Um, shouldn't you be screaming about how much better you are then me or something?" Tak asked, not used to being ignored.
"Who cares, everyone knows it's not true,"
"Okay I agree with you but that is pitiful… Extremely pitiful," and as she said this, she braced herself for the 'You Dare pity Zim! You Are The One Who's Pitiful!' speech. But instead Zim moaned, "Okay, so… What's wrong with you?" asked TAK, sitting next to him on the couch.
"Haven't you heard?' I'm a defect who's been banished and humiliated by the Tallest!" Zim shouted at her. TAK burst out laughing. When she regained her composure, she said,
"Well, I tried to tell you last time we met, but you wouldn't listen. You were so stubborn!!! But you're not stubborn now, and I like you much more like this…"
Zim looked up hopeful that at least one solitary living creature (other then GIR) liked him! He wasn't alone anymore! He smiled at her, and she smiled back.
A/N: So, there you have it! It was sopposed to be a oneshot, but I'll have a vote. Oneshot, or a story that will be updated when I finish one or two of my other stories?