Senior Camping Trip

Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha RumikoTakahashi does. Im only going to put this once, in the first chapter of this story. Now that's done on with the fic!

Chapter1 Leaving

"SIT!" is what our favorite miko of the future said to a certain hanyou. " Kagome, What the hell was that for?"

Kagome fixed InuYasha's glaring with a glare of her own. "InuYasha! How dare you say I cant go home!" "I'll only be gone for one week! Im just going camping at my school for Kami's sake! "

InuYasha finally adjusted hisself from off the ground. He glared at Kagome one more time before speaking. "Feh. Why would you want to go to your time just to go camping? Don't you do that enough already here?!" Kagome sighed deeply. "InuYasha you don't understand, when I go camping there I'll be with my friends from my time. My friends that hardly even know me anymore. Thank's to a certain SOMEONE."

At that moment , Sango and Miroku decided to make it known that they were still there to the bickering couple. " Eh, Kagome, what will be so different about going camping in your time for a week, besides spending time with your friends ?" Sango asked. " Yes I agree , I was also wondering just what could be so important if you do that every day here." Miroku said.

Kagome sighed again before explaining. "Well first let me say that I wont be camping out outdoors. I'll be in a cabin. Also I'll be doing a whole lot of different activities. Like, kayaking , scavenger hunts, self portraits and other things. Also I have to go because if I don't it'll cost me half my grade in Biology!" Sango , Miroku , InuYasha , and Shippo all stared dumbfounded at what the young miko just explained. However, after about a good 40 second's of staring Miroku broke the silence. "Well then InuYasha, I think you should allow Kagome to go home." That's when Shippo took his chance to speak. "Uh Miroku , Kagome left as soon as you started talking" Miroku looked down at Shippo and sighed. " Perhap's then we should use this week to restock our supplies and rest…." Miroku said as a certain 'cursed' hand was making it's way toward Sango's bottom. But then the demonslayer just gave him a simple knock on the head with the Hiraikotsu .(sp?)

Kagome landed on the other side of the well safely. She was pulling herself out of the well when she heard two voices.

"Oh yes, Kagome's yeast infection isn't getting any better these days."

Kagome sweatdropped. Im going to kill Grandpa!She thought, while still listening .

"Oh my," Came a second voice. That sounds a lot like Hojo. Kagome thought.

"Well I just stopped by to make sure that she get's these flowers and these therapeutic sandals for her bunions ."

"Ah yes, I assure you my boy that I will put these on her feet tonight, and make sure she gets these flowers.

"Okay then. Bye!" Were Hojo's last words before he petaled off on his forever bell ringing bike.

Kagome then ran out of the wellhouse . she then snuck behind her poor unsuspecting grandfather and yelled "YOU TOLD EVRYONE I HAD A YEAST INFECTION?!" Kagome's grandfather jumped from the unexpected outburst . Then he turned around to face his flaring granddaughter . " Uh, Kagome-chan I wasn't expecting you to be home so early. Did you come back for your school camping trip?" Kagome glared at her grandfather . "Yes , I did also I needed to take a break from InuYasha and hunting jewel shard's. By the way , have you seen Souta? I need him to stock up on ramen while Im gone, since I wont be able to do it myself." At the thought of having to stock up on ramen for the whole week, Kagome couldn't help but chuckle out loud. Her grandfather however, took this as the time to interrupt her thoughts by speaking again. " Kagome, Souta is still at school right know. But you'd better go ahead and let your mother know your home." Kagome didn't have anything else to say so she just did as she was told.

BACK IN FEUDAL JAPAN

On the other side of the well InuYasha was sitting in a tree outside Kaede's hut. Stupid Kagome, he thought, you always's want to go home right after we find a jewel shard! Now Im stuck with a whole week to wait out while you go camping or whatever. Just because she want's to be those three weird friends of hers from her time. Those three giggling girl's. Then that Hoho dork. Or whatever his name is. Wait a minute! That jerk probably is going to make a move on Kagome! There's a Koga everywhere! Look's like Im going to have to follow Kagome to where ever she's going tomorrow. I'll leave at dawn . I'll just go to sleep for now. He thought before falling into a dreamless sleep.

Meanwhile in Kaede's hut Sango was in deep thought about some of the things Kagome had spoken of . Also she was wondering about how to keep a certain monk away from her bottom.

Across the other side of the room Miroku was staring at Sango intently. That is until Shippo said his usual "I wish Kagome was here." Sango sighed and spoke " Shippo , you know Kagome wont be back for a week so please stop that, also it's annoying because you,ve been saying saying it for the past hour now." Miroku also sighed before speaking "Shippo, Sango's right. It is quite irritating now. The air is already thick enough with out Kagome here. Also InuYasha refuses to come down from the tree until Kagome come's back and we can resume our search. I just hope he doesn't' do anything rash while we wait out the week." Sango then actually took interests in what Miroku was saying. "Houshi-sama, what do you mean by rash?" Miroku looked up and replied with " Sango my dear, knowing InuYasha he'll be off to get Kagome by the second day of this week to come. This will result in a bruised InuYasha and a very angry Kagome." Sango nodded. " I see.

IN MODERN DAY TOKYO

Kagome layed on the floor of the living room listening to her Grandfather's constant jabbering and her little brother playing his handheld. Kagome already had all her stuff packed for her week long camping trip. Kagome intended to sleep on the couch that night because her room had just been painted and it still had a very irritating stench. Kagome couldn't help but let her mind wonder to the Sengoku Jidai . I wonder how the other's are doing . I mean

Im all snug and safe in a warm house. While the other's are in the

Priestess Kaede's somewhat drafty hut. I know any demons that

come near the village every one can handle. I seriously doubt that

a demon like Naraku, would come near the village. Besides they

can all do well with out me even if Naraku did go terrorize the

the village. It's not as if Im that useful anyway. Far as I know

InuYasha might just get Kikyo to help look for the jewel shards .

He is in love with her after all. At this thought Kagome sighed

loudly. Kikyo. The name make's me want to spit. Why did I even

bother to help her that time. Not once but twice. I knew full well

though that my love life with InuYasha would still be hell. Well,

I pretty much left the Sengoku Jidai to be away from InuYasha

for a little while. Not to mention that if I cooperate well enough

I may have a chance to pass at least one class with an A average.

She thought. Then she actually let her attention wander over to her

jabbering grandfather. "……and that's the legend of how the

cherry blossom came to be. Did you learn anything girlie?"

Kagome blinked. "Yeah,.." She started. "I learned that you never

stop talking. Not even if Kami were to strike your ofuda-crazed,

whiny-voiced, historical ass down." Kagome's grandfather

crossed his arm's and huffed. "Well I never…" "You never shut

up." Kagome finished for him. Then Souta let out a huge yawn.

"Night 'sis , night gramps." He said as he headed up the stairs.

"I shall retire as well. Good night, Kagome." "Night you two

sleep tight." All she got was a murmur in reply as they both

headed up the stairs. Might as well get some sleep myself. I've got

a pretty big day ahead of me. She thought as she stretched out on

the couch, and let sleep overcome her.

Morning came quickly for a certain hanyou who as soon as dawn

hit ran to the Bone Eater's well and hopped straight down.

Well, that's it for now. My next chapter will be coming very soon. Im only stopping now because I have to get off. Keep a lookout for the next chapter :Unexpected House Guest. One last thing when you review no flames please it's my first fic. I hope you found some of it funny. With that said, Sayonara!