Disclaimer- I do not own the movie, "Chicken Run". It was made in England
by two England men, on whom I forgot their names. Movie made by Pathè
Productions. Thank you.
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Some Guy- This Interview was brought to you by the Interviews R Us- The BIGGEST interview publishing place in da World®. And we'd also like to thank Penmark- Where the pens are in harmony®. We'd also like to thank-
Ginger- OK, OK, enough thank you's! Can we please get to the interview now?!?!?!?
Some Guy- OK, OK. Can I say one more thank you?
Ginger- Sure, but just ONE more.
Some Guy- We'd like to thank the book, 100,000 Things to Say When You Mess Up Doing Housework. Here let me read you a few. OWWWWW!!! EEEK! A-OOGA! DA-
Mrs. Tweedy- Let me see this. (She reads the words, OWWWWW!!!, EEK!, A- OOGA!, and the D-word)
Ginger- Let me see. (Reads) He's right. OK now for the interview, PLEEEASE?!
Some Guy- OK. OK
Ginger and Mrs. Tweedy- THANK YOU!
Some Guy- Just one more thank you?
The Commercial-Filled Interviews
By Phoenix Serenity
Ginger- After some long thank you's we're finally ready to start this interview. I'm Ginger the chicken and I'm gonna to be interviewing Mrs. Tweedy.
Mrs. Tweedy- About time. (Turns her head the other way)
Ginger- Whatever. OK, I know you hate Rocky the Rooster-
Mrs. Tweedy- Man, if I could see Rocky right now.I'd wring his little neck, then I'll chop off his little head and then I'll eat him!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Ginger- Ooookaaaaay.Now let me finish my question. Since you hate Rocky, who's the other person you hate?
Mrs. Tweedy- I absoluley HATE that dolt, Mr. Tweedy.
Ginger- Y-you hate your own husband?!?!?!?
Mrs. Tweedy- Well, he asks me these stu-
Some Guy- It's time for a commercial break.
Mrs. Tweedy- Oh, nooo you don't! You're not filling this page with your stupid thank you's an' commercials.
Some Guy- But-
Ginger- That's right. Get outta here!!! ???????????????????????????????????????????????? Commercials
(In the tune to "America")Guinea pigs- Geeet Guinea Food oh Guinea Food. The things that guinea pigs like. Get Guinea Food oh Guinea Food. It's better than riding a bike. For it's nutritious flakes of food. They will get you in very good mood So get Guinea Food oh Guinea Food
For guineas' heaven sake!
Toad: Tired of poop Pokemon? Bowser: Tired of stinking Starfox? Toad: Then get Funky Flips. Bowser: A game where you can play over 30000 different games in one. Toad: Also go to www.funkyflips.com for more information. Bowser: *Accidentally flips and lands on Toad.* Toad: Ouch. Bowser: Sorry.
Link: Hungry for lasagna? Kotake: Drooling for pasta? Koume: Get Pasta Fiesta. Link: The pasta that makes ya burp. Kotake: Go to www.pastafiesta.com for more information. Link: *Eats all of Kotake's pasta.*
Kotake: You pig!
Koume: *Fight.* ???????????????????????????????????????????????? Mrs. Tweedy- Just one more commercial. My ears are about to explode. Ginger- Me too. ???????????????????????????????????????????????? Commercials
Ludwig: Like funny movies? Roy: Like when the Kings do something wrong? Both: Get the King's Funniest Movies. Ludwig: Go to www.kingsfunnymovie.com for more information. Roy: And at the end at the movie, there is a very funny short show. Both: *Watch the funny short* Roy: That peanut sure is funny! Ludwig: He's not a peanut he's a pecan!!! Roy: Whatever.
Nurse Joy: If a Pokemon is in need, don't stand there like an idiot. Take it to the Pokemon Center.
Chansies: Chansey!
Officer Jenny: If there is trouble, don't stand there like an idiot. Call me! ??????????????????????????????????????????????? Some Guy- This interview was brought to you by Sand- It's everywhere. Get use to it!
Ginger- OK. OK. THAT IS ENOUGH!!!!
Some Guy- Huh?
Mrs. Tweedy- You know what we're talking about.
Some Guy- No, stop! The greatest commercial is coming on!!!
Ginger and Mrs. Tweedy- Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. (Growls) ??????????????????????????????????????????????? Greatest Commercial
Girls- ??Hackensack Zoo! Hackensack Zoo!
Boys- All of our facilities are shiny and new.
Girls- The animals do great tricks for you.
Boys- So bring the family.
Girls- and Aunt Billie, too!
Girls and Boys- And come to the Hackensack Zooo!??
Mr. Prescott- There are no refunds! ??????????????????????????????????????????????? Ginger- Are you done yet?
Some Guy- Yup all done. Vamoose. Gone. Ciao. See ya. Goodbye.
Mrs. Tweedy- Be gone already.
Some Guy- Fine! I know when I'm not needed.
Ginger and Mrs. Tweedy- Good for you!
Some Guy- OK. Goodbye.
Ginger- Mrs. Tweedy, are you done knitting that noose yet?
Mrs. Tweedy- Yup, here it is. (Tosses yarn noose)
Ginger- (Tosses noose) Yes I got him. OK. Now do away with him!
Mrs. Tweedy- OK! (Runs out the door dragging the guy)
Ginger- While Mrs. Tweedy is doing something with the guy, read this stupid interview that makes sense. ??????????????????????????????????????????????? Mew and Mewtwo
Mew- Welcome another interview. I'm interviewing friend Mewtwo.
Mewtwo- Hi, welcome to the show.
Mew- Is it true that I evolve into Mewtwo?
Mewtwo- You gotta be crazy. No ways do Mews envolve into Mewtwos.
Mew- Is there such thing as a "Syber Mew" that envolves from Mewtwo?
Mewtwo- Who told you this? Michael Rockabruna?
Mew- Yes. In fact he traded his Porygon, Paras and Parasect for a Pigeot!
Mewtwo- What a gyp! Anyway, there is no such thing as a "Syber Mew."
Mew- Is such thing as a Charcolt, Spooky, and Blastsaur?
Mewtwo- No way! Gee! That Rockabruna's an idiot.
Mew- Gee, whiz! Thanks. That has been a short interview.
The End ??????????????????????????????????????????????? Mrs. Tweedy- (Bursts through the door) Who wants some PIIIIIIIIIIIE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Ginger- Y-you turned someone into a pie?!
Mrs. Tweedy- Yep. It's preety good.
Ginger- (Backs away) Gee, no thank you. I just ate.
Mrs. Tweedy- Fine I'll have this delicious pie without you.
Ginger- Whew.
Mrs. Tweedy- (Eats pie) You just missed a good pie.
Ginger- I DON'T CARE!!!
? The End?
Mrs. Tweedy- If you don't eat it, I'll turn you into a pie! Ginger- I REALLY DON'T CARE AT ALL!!! Some Guy- There will be another interview soon. G'bye! This has been me, reporting from Mrs. Tweedy's stomach.
Some Guy- This Interview was brought to you by the Interviews R Us- The BIGGEST interview publishing place in da World®. And we'd also like to thank Penmark- Where the pens are in harmony®. We'd also like to thank-
Ginger- OK, OK, enough thank you's! Can we please get to the interview now?!?!?!?
Some Guy- OK, OK. Can I say one more thank you?
Ginger- Sure, but just ONE more.
Some Guy- We'd like to thank the book, 100,000 Things to Say When You Mess Up Doing Housework. Here let me read you a few. OWWWWW!!! EEEK! A-OOGA! DA-
Mrs. Tweedy- Let me see this. (She reads the words, OWWWWW!!!, EEK!, A- OOGA!, and the D-word)
Ginger- Let me see. (Reads) He's right. OK now for the interview, PLEEEASE?!
Some Guy- OK. OK
Ginger and Mrs. Tweedy- THANK YOU!
Some Guy- Just one more thank you?
The Commercial-Filled Interviews
By Phoenix Serenity
Ginger- After some long thank you's we're finally ready to start this interview. I'm Ginger the chicken and I'm gonna to be interviewing Mrs. Tweedy.
Mrs. Tweedy- About time. (Turns her head the other way)
Ginger- Whatever. OK, I know you hate Rocky the Rooster-
Mrs. Tweedy- Man, if I could see Rocky right now.I'd wring his little neck, then I'll chop off his little head and then I'll eat him!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Ginger- Ooookaaaaay.Now let me finish my question. Since you hate Rocky, who's the other person you hate?
Mrs. Tweedy- I absoluley HATE that dolt, Mr. Tweedy.
Ginger- Y-you hate your own husband?!?!?!?
Mrs. Tweedy- Well, he asks me these stu-
Some Guy- It's time for a commercial break.
Mrs. Tweedy- Oh, nooo you don't! You're not filling this page with your stupid thank you's an' commercials.
Some Guy- But-
Ginger- That's right. Get outta here!!! ???????????????????????????????????????????????? Commercials
(In the tune to "America")Guinea pigs- Geeet Guinea Food oh Guinea Food. The things that guinea pigs like. Get Guinea Food oh Guinea Food. It's better than riding a bike. For it's nutritious flakes of food. They will get you in very good mood So get Guinea Food oh Guinea Food
For guineas' heaven sake!
Toad: Tired of poop Pokemon? Bowser: Tired of stinking Starfox? Toad: Then get Funky Flips. Bowser: A game where you can play over 30000 different games in one. Toad: Also go to www.funkyflips.com for more information. Bowser: *Accidentally flips and lands on Toad.* Toad: Ouch. Bowser: Sorry.
Link: Hungry for lasagna? Kotake: Drooling for pasta? Koume: Get Pasta Fiesta. Link: The pasta that makes ya burp. Kotake: Go to www.pastafiesta.com for more information. Link: *Eats all of Kotake's pasta.*
Kotake: You pig!
Koume: *Fight.* ???????????????????????????????????????????????? Mrs. Tweedy- Just one more commercial. My ears are about to explode. Ginger- Me too. ???????????????????????????????????????????????? Commercials
Ludwig: Like funny movies? Roy: Like when the Kings do something wrong? Both: Get the King's Funniest Movies. Ludwig: Go to www.kingsfunnymovie.com for more information. Roy: And at the end at the movie, there is a very funny short show. Both: *Watch the funny short* Roy: That peanut sure is funny! Ludwig: He's not a peanut he's a pecan!!! Roy: Whatever.
Nurse Joy: If a Pokemon is in need, don't stand there like an idiot. Take it to the Pokemon Center.
Chansies: Chansey!
Officer Jenny: If there is trouble, don't stand there like an idiot. Call me! ??????????????????????????????????????????????? Some Guy- This interview was brought to you by Sand- It's everywhere. Get use to it!
Ginger- OK. OK. THAT IS ENOUGH!!!!
Some Guy- Huh?
Mrs. Tweedy- You know what we're talking about.
Some Guy- No, stop! The greatest commercial is coming on!!!
Ginger and Mrs. Tweedy- Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. (Growls) ??????????????????????????????????????????????? Greatest Commercial
Girls- ??Hackensack Zoo! Hackensack Zoo!
Boys- All of our facilities are shiny and new.
Girls- The animals do great tricks for you.
Boys- So bring the family.
Girls- and Aunt Billie, too!
Girls and Boys- And come to the Hackensack Zooo!??
Mr. Prescott- There are no refunds! ??????????????????????????????????????????????? Ginger- Are you done yet?
Some Guy- Yup all done. Vamoose. Gone. Ciao. See ya. Goodbye.
Mrs. Tweedy- Be gone already.
Some Guy- Fine! I know when I'm not needed.
Ginger and Mrs. Tweedy- Good for you!
Some Guy- OK. Goodbye.
Ginger- Mrs. Tweedy, are you done knitting that noose yet?
Mrs. Tweedy- Yup, here it is. (Tosses yarn noose)
Ginger- (Tosses noose) Yes I got him. OK. Now do away with him!
Mrs. Tweedy- OK! (Runs out the door dragging the guy)
Ginger- While Mrs. Tweedy is doing something with the guy, read this stupid interview that makes sense. ??????????????????????????????????????????????? Mew and Mewtwo
Mew- Welcome another interview. I'm interviewing friend Mewtwo.
Mewtwo- Hi, welcome to the show.
Mew- Is it true that I evolve into Mewtwo?
Mewtwo- You gotta be crazy. No ways do Mews envolve into Mewtwos.
Mew- Is there such thing as a "Syber Mew" that envolves from Mewtwo?
Mewtwo- Who told you this? Michael Rockabruna?
Mew- Yes. In fact he traded his Porygon, Paras and Parasect for a Pigeot!
Mewtwo- What a gyp! Anyway, there is no such thing as a "Syber Mew."
Mew- Is such thing as a Charcolt, Spooky, and Blastsaur?
Mewtwo- No way! Gee! That Rockabruna's an idiot.
Mew- Gee, whiz! Thanks. That has been a short interview.
The End ??????????????????????????????????????????????? Mrs. Tweedy- (Bursts through the door) Who wants some PIIIIIIIIIIIE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Ginger- Y-you turned someone into a pie?!
Mrs. Tweedy- Yep. It's preety good.
Ginger- (Backs away) Gee, no thank you. I just ate.
Mrs. Tweedy- Fine I'll have this delicious pie without you.
Ginger- Whew.
Mrs. Tweedy- (Eats pie) You just missed a good pie.
Ginger- I DON'T CARE!!!
? The End?
Mrs. Tweedy- If you don't eat it, I'll turn you into a pie! Ginger- I REALLY DON'T CARE AT ALL!!! Some Guy- There will be another interview soon. G'bye! This has been me, reporting from Mrs. Tweedy's stomach.