Chapter One: Cartman's Mom goes Man-Searching
"Poopsykins? Are you in there?" said Liane Cartman.
Then Cartman opened the door. "What did I do, mom?"
"I just wanted to let you know the babysitter's is here," said Liane.
"Who is it?"
"It's Stan's nice older sister, Shelley," said Liane.
"Oh no!" said Cartman. "She calls me, Stan, Kyle, Butters and Kenny "turds." Not very many people like her."
"She doesn't mean it intentionally, dear. Now, go downstairs and meet her."
"I've met her before, mom."
"OK. Shelley, he's coming!"
"Hello, Eric," said Shelley.
"Hey, Shelley," said Cartman unenthusiastically.
"Your mom's going on a date."
"Whatever."
"Have fun Eric!" Then Liane left for the door.
It turns out she was going to apply for a job at a phone sex place.
"Hello," said the owner of the place. "You must be Liane Cartman."
"Yes, I am."
"Please tell us more about yourself."
"Well, I'm single, have a kid and that's about it."
"I see. You're hired."
"Oh. How?"
"As long as you're single and somewhat pretty, you're hired."
"Thank you, sir."
"Welcome. Your first client is Mr. Randy Marsh. His call is coming.. now!"
"Hello?"
"Hey sexy beast."
"Hey there, sexy."
"So, what's your name?"
"My name is Liane..."
"That's a sexy name."
"Tell me about yourself."
So they conversed for 12 hours. Liane made $120 bucks.
Will Sharon Marsh learn of Randy's addiction and infatuation for Liane?
To be continued...