The story of how Moron and the Casteliacone Vendor exploded

by BBuizel

Wrote this with my sister and it's really stupid and we just wrote it 'cause we were bored and desperate for entertainment. Don't read this pls this isn't how I want to be remembered,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

The story of how Moron and the Casteliacone Vendor exploded

One day, I was in a line to get something to eat. And while I was waiting in line I decided I was getting a soda and then I asked the Casteliacone vendor for a soda. And she said she only had casteliacones. Then I asked her for a krabby patty, but she didn't have none either. Then I said:

"Do the Casteliacones come in raspberry?"

But she said they were only in vanilla. then I asked if they came in blueberry. She said:

"No. They only come in vanilla. plain vanilla."

"What about raspberry?"

Three weeks later...

And then I said:

"Y'know, I decided I'll have a vanilla casteliacone!"

And so she went to make one. And then she came back and gave it to me. Then I said:

"Y'know what? I don't want one after all."

Then her eye twitched. Then she exploded.

Three weeks later again...

I was bored one day, so I called my friend Moron. And I said:

"Hey, Moron. Guess what?"

Then he said:

"What?"

Then I said:

"Goodbye tehehehehehe"

Then I hung up. Then I called him again.

"What?"

"Goodbye tehehehehe!"

Then I hung up, and then called him once more. And he said:

"WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT NOW?!"

"Goodbye! Tehehehehe1!1"

Then I hung up. And then his girlfriend called him. Moron thought it was me, so he said:

"I HATE YOU, SCREW YOU, DON'T CALL ME NO MORE YOU SON OF A *BLEEP* YOU'RE A *BLEEP*ing *BLEEP*er, AND I HATE YOU!"

Then his girlfriend dumped him on the spot and started crying and hung up.

Then I called him the fourth time and said:

"Hey moron. Guess wh-"

"WHAATTT?!"

"... goodbye tehehehehe!"

Then he exploded.

THE END Tehehehehehe!